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The Further Adventures Of Kris Humphries, Brottorney At Law

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In what can only be described as the most-asinine-but-least-surprising waste of legal resources of the year, the divorce trial between Brooklyn Nets forward Kris Humphries and uber-talented entertainment icon famous person Kim Kardashian has taken the most Franklin & Bash turn possible.

NBA

Kris Humphries Actually Got Paid

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First the good news for Kris Humphries – he got paid.

PREGNANT CHICKS

Great Moments In Athletes Procreating: Kris Humphries Knocked Up His Ex-Girlfriend

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It’s been a month <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/06/kris-humphries-apparently-has-a-type">since we last checked in on Kris Humphries</a>, but everything we usually talk about with him involves his ridiculously inept love life.

SPORTS

So The Nets Re-Signed Deron Williams For $98M. Where Do They Go From Here?

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Man, this Nets fan has been through it all since July 1st.

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6.21 The Cooler

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Stephanie Santiago Dwyane Wade Pays Homage To Dwayne Wayne At Game 4 Press Conference [Omnihip] Cissy Houston To Perform Tribute To Whitney At BET Awards [News One] Sesame Street Is Heading to the Big Screen [Grantland] Fighting Weight: Your Summer Park Workout [GQ] Wale Talks [...].

WOMEN WHO DON'T LOOK LIKE FAMOUS WOMEN

Kris Humphries Apparently Has A Type

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I expect that we’ve come to the end of the road in Kris Humphries’ sad love life if we’re paying attention to the Kim Kardashian “lookalikes” that he may or may not be dating.

NBA

'Kris Humphries Is A Douchebag' Doesn't Make Kris Humphries Less Of A Douchebag

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<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/85743000a7/kris-humphries-is-a-douchebag" title="from Kris Humphries, Avin Das, Funny Or Die, Nick Wiger, Cathryn Mudon, James Coker, Rick Shine, and Christin Trogan">Kris Humphries is a Douchebag</a> from <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/kris_humphries">Kris Humphries</a> It's like when Jessica Simpson puts her fingers in her mouth and makes "widdle ol' me" face because she's monetized being dumb.

NIGHTMARE FUEL

Dude, WTF Kris Humphries?

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I’ve never heard of <a href="http://westeastmag.com/">WestEast Magazine</a>, but apparently it is quite the source of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Gaga.jpg">artsy</a> <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/WestEast.jpg">fashion</a> <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/WestEast-2.jpg">style stuff</a> – I’m classy, bros – and it even has a website that might be up and running eventually.

TRADE DEADLINE

Kris Humphries Doesn't Make Much Sense

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The NBA trade deadline has passed (kind of) with no blockbusters as sort of expected, depending on which side of the Dwight Howard fence you were sitting.

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3.12 The Cooler

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Destiny Dixon Azealia Banks Calls T.

NEW JERSEY NETS

Kris Humphries Will Represent Himself In Divorce Hearings

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As the 2011-12 NBA season has now lasted longer than his marriage to Kim Kardashian, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries will soon head to court to convince a judge to grant an annulment instead of proceeding with an actual divorce.

VIDEOS

Court Notes: Blake Drops The Hammer On Kris Humphries, Farmar Gives Nets The Win

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New Jersey Nets 101, Los Angeles Clippers 100 The Nets are one of the few NBA teams who practically play every game on the road.

POWER OUTAGES

The Night The Lights Went Out In Indiana

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IT'S SABU, SABU HAS RETURNED TO THE BANKERS LIFE FIELDHOUSE* Sadly when the lights come on there's nobody there with a chair to toss at Kris Humphries' face and jump kick it, but the power randomly going out during the second quarter of Thursday night's game between the Indiana Pacers and New Jersey Nets was still pretty funny.

TERRELL OWENS

A Lot Of People Still Hate Michael Vick

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I once thought that a great idea for a magazine would be Haters – “The publication devoted to people who hate sh*t.

TMZ

The Most Shocking News Of 2012

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For the past few months, Kim Kardashian and her family of reality TV gypsies have tried their hardest to play the PR game in the wake of her divorce from New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries.

Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg Is A National Treasure

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Okay, so I have never heard of any program, internet-based or otherwise, called "Nemo's Advice," so I have absolutely no idea where this clip originated, but any video of a joint-smoking Snoop Dogg offering the following advice to Kris Humphries about Kim Kardashian is, in my mind, the perfect way to end the week: "You shouldn’t have tried to wife the bitch, man — she’s not that type of a ho.

VIDEOS

Deron Williams, Nets Ice Sixers In OT 97-90

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The sun doesn't shine much on the Nets these days.

Zach Galifianakis

ROFLMNBAO: This Week’s NBA Action In Pictures

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Now that we know that Kim Kardashian <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/you-will-never-believe-how-kim-kardashian-decided-that-she-wanted-a-divorce">decided to divorce Kris Humphries</a> because her dead father, being channeled by medium John Edwards, told her to, Humphries is readjusting to his role as a true playboy in this NBA lifestyle.


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