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Kristen Stewart Is A Poet Now And Wrote Some Beautiful Words About Wiffle Ball

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In a new interview with Marie Claire, Kristen Stewart reveals her artistic side with a poem about wiffle ball or something.

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Kristen Stewart’s In A ‘Romantic’ Remake Of ’1984′ With Jennifer Lawrence’s Boyfriend

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Kristen Stewart is poised to bite her bottom lip and stare blankly ahead in 'Equals', an adaptation of an adaptation of George Orwell's '1984'.

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Please Allow Kristen Stewart To Explain Thanksgiving For You

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Thanksgiving is this week. Perhaps you could use a reminder of what it's all about.

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Kristen Stewart Explains Thanksgiving

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K-Stew tells you everything you need to know about Thanksgiving.

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A Middle Eastern Prince Spent $500K for 15 Minutes with Bella Swan

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Kristen Stewart gets way too much crap simply for being associated for Twilight, and not enough crap for being a one-note actress whose one move is "broody wounded dove.

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Katy Perry Isn’t Dating Robert Pattinson Because She Farts In Front Of Him

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In her cover interview for September's ELLE UK, Katy Perry claims that she's just friends with Robert Pattinson because she farts in front of him.

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‘Akira’ Just Won’t Die As Director Jaume Collet-Serra Returns

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We thought the all-white version of 'Akira' was finally over when Jaume Collet-Serra bailed and the production offices were shut down. We were wrong.

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Angelina Jolie is Forbes' Highest-Paid Actress + The Morning Links

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According to Forbes, Mac Daddies of Money Makin', <a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/dorothypomerantz/2013/07/29/angelina-jolie-tops-our-list-of-hollywoods-highest-paid-actresses/" target="_blank">Hollywood's highest-paid actress is Angelina Jolie</a>.

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Kristen Stewart Went To A Hooters In Texas And Actually Smiled

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Twilight Saga star Kristen Stewart stopped into a Texas Hooters for a bite to eat and ended up taking pictures with some of her fans.

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Kristen Stewart Explains St. Patrick's Day

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K-Stew tells you everything you need to know about St.

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Sarah Jessica Parker Is TV’s ‘Least Sexy’ Actress, Says British People

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According to a poll put together by British publication MenKind.co.uk, Sarah Jessica Parker and Mischa Barton are TV's least sexy actresses.

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Welcome To ‘Fat Hollywood’, Deviant ART’s Huge Obsession With Obese Actresses

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If I’ve learned anything in all of these years on this crazy spinning rock, it’s that the Internet is a place of many, many, many, many (a million times more) different tastes, and rather than try to understand them all, I should just accept most of them.

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‘Twilight’ Outtakes

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As you might imagine, things didn't always go smoothly on the set of the Twilight movies.

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Let K-Stew *Long Pause* Explain *Longer Pause* Halloween And Slutty Costumes

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The "Twilight" star might be a terrible actress, but she has some good advice for Halloween.

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Kristen Stewart Explains Halloween

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K-Stew is here to explain the origins of Halloween and provocative costumes.

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‘The Greatest Vampire Sex You’ve Ever Had’

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In a recent interview on Australia’s Kyle and Jackie O Show, which sounds and looks like a bad Mad TV sketch, the hosts asked Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 star Robert Pattinson a variety of questions that came from fans on Twitter.

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Vampires in pea coats! Twilight’s hilarious final poster

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After some kind of extended, viral marketing Easter Egg hunt that had fans trying to piece it together like a jigsaw puzzle, the final poster for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 - ostensibly the final Twilight movie - is finally online.

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The Proof That Kristen Stewart Didn't Cheat: This Week In YouTube Commenter Outrage

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Back in July, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/07/the-definitive-breakdown-of-twilight-breaking-hearts-part-how-could-you-k-stew">I dropped my name in the Pulitzer hat</a> with my incredible coverage of the breakup of Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

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MTV Debuted The New ‘Twilight’ Trailer

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In case you’re a functioning member of society and not an illiterate teenage girl, you might have missed the MTV Video Music Awards last night, as the network that once routinely played music videos remains locked in a limbo of painful irony.

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Bad Lip Reading: Edward and Bella

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Edward and Bella from Twilight receive the "Bad Lip Reading" treatment, and it is predictably hilarious.


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