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Kristen Stewart Says She’s Going To ‘Take Time Off’ To ‘Make A Bunch of Stuff’

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The actress has decided to take a hiatus from who-knows-what to make god-knows-what.

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The Definitive Ranking Of David Fincher Films (For Real This Time)

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Many punk sites try to rank films by various people. But only one has the courage to do it while making off-topic "Fantasy Island" jokes.

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Robert Pattinson’s New Girlfriend Is Getting Racially Harassed Online Because ‘Twilight’ Fans Are Still Monsters

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'Twilight' fans have now resorted to racist bullying over their leading man's dating preferences.

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The FilmDrunk Fall Movie Guide 2014

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Everyone and their momma does a fall preview, but we have a very clear mission statement here at Uproxx Inc, LTD: "We are not your momma.

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This Week In Movie Posters: August 22, 2014

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This Week in Posters returns, with even more posters!

#TRAILERS

Kristen Stewart Makes A BFF At Gitmo In The First Trailer For ‘Camp X-Ray’

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Kristen Stewart is already drawing critical praise for her portrayal of a soldier befriending the 'enemy' at Guantanamo Bay in 'Camp X-Ray.'

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Jenny Lewis Made A Very Pretty Music Video With Anne Hathaway, Brie Larson, And Kristen Stewart

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Jenny Lewis gets by with a little help from her friends Brie Larson, Anne Hathaway, and Kristen Stewart.

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‘Snow White And The Huntsman 2′ May Recruit A ‘Walking Dead’ Mastermind And Dump, Er, Snow White

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'Snow White And The Huntsman 2' is going to have a lot of Frank Darabont and not a lot of Snow White

#JOAN RIVERS

Kristen Stewart Threatened to Sue Joan Rivers Over Her Rupert Sanders Super Zing

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Joan Rivers and Kristen Stewart are currently engaged in an EPIC BEEF over the former's insinuation that the latter juggles married men's balls.

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Kristen Stewart Is A Poet Now And Wrote Some Beautiful Words About Wiffle Ball

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In a new interview with Marie Claire, Kristen Stewart reveals her artistic side with a poem about wiffle ball or something.

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Kristen Stewart’s In A ‘Romantic’ Remake Of ‘1984’ With Jennifer Lawrence’s Boyfriend

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Kristen Stewart is poised to bite her bottom lip and stare blankly ahead in 'Equals', an adaptation of an adaptation of George Orwell's '1984'.

#THANKSGIVING

Please Allow Kristen Stewart To Explain Thanksgiving For You

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Thanksgiving is this week. Perhaps you could use a reminder of what it's all about.

#THANKSGIVING

Kristen Stewart Explains Thanksgiving

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K-Stew tells you everything you need to know about Thanksgiving.

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A Middle Eastern Prince Spent $500K for 15 Minutes with Bella Swan

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Kristen Stewart gets way too much crap simply for being associated for Twilight, and not enough crap for being a one-note actress whose one move is "broody wounded dove.

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Katy Perry Isn’t Dating Robert Pattinson Because She Farts In Front Of Him

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In her cover interview for September's ELLE UK, Katy Perry claims that she's just friends with Robert Pattinson because she farts in front of him.

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‘Akira’ Just Won’t Die As Director Jaume Collet-Serra Returns

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We thought the all-white version of 'Akira' was finally over when Jaume Collet-Serra bailed and the production offices were shut down. We were wrong.

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Angelina Jolie is Forbes' Highest-Paid Actress + The Morning Links

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According to Forbes, Mac Daddies of Money Makin', <a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/dorothypomerantz/2013/07/29/angelina-jolie-tops-our-list-of-hollywoods-highest-paid-actresses/" target="_blank">Hollywood's highest-paid actress is Angelina Jolie</a>.

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Kristen Stewart Went To A Hooters In Texas And Actually Smiled

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Twilight Saga star Kristen Stewart stopped into a Texas Hooters for a bite to eat and ended up taking pictures with some of her fans.

ST PATRICK'S DAY

Kristen Stewart Explains St. Patrick's Day

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K-Stew tells you everything you need to know about St.

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Sarah Jessica Parker Is TV’s ‘Least Sexy’ Actress, Says British People

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According to a poll put together by British publication MenKind.co.uk, Sarah Jessica Parker and Mischa Barton are TV's least sexy actresses.


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