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Five Fast Facts About the Chargers:*Igor Olshansky has two Star of David tattoos on his body.
I understand there was some sort of hubbub about dogfighting.
Fast Facts About The Packers:When he was 10 years old, AJ Hawk drew, colored, and nearly published his own comic book titled "Bill Smith.
Fast Facts About the Indianapolis Colts:In case anyone asks, you do NOT want to go to the "Sorgi Orgy" after the game tonight.
Fast Facts About The Bears:As part of a dare during the offseason, Brad Maynard successfully punted an aborted pig fetus through a stained glass window of the Chicago Loop Synagogue, while standing at the corner of West Madison Street and North Dearborn.
Five Fast Facts About the 49ers:*Dashon Goldson playson special teams an' putson a turbon when egging the white people on.
The Amber Alert was issued shortly after this picture was taken.
Five Fast Facts About The Patriots:-Head coach Bill Belichick has earned two separate doctorates in MILF hunting.
Chris Cooley's wife maintains a wet soft spot for Shawn Springs.
Five Fast Facts About The Jets:-Tackle D'Brickashaw Ferguson is often forced to give piggyback rides to Chinese tourists who confuse his first name with an advertisement for personal transport.
Donovan McNabb's unfortunate file photoAn arbitrary number of fast facts on the Philadelphia Eagles.
Five Fast Facts About The Bills:-Head coach Dick Jauron is still recovering from half of his face melting after opening the Ark of the Covenant.
An arbitrary number of fast facts about the Houston Texans:Amobi Okoye's cells have the highest concentration of midi-chlorians that I have ever seen in a life form.
Five Fast Facts About The Dolphins:-New quarterback Trent Green only pays $6 when he goes to the movies.
Five Fast Facts About the Raiders:-JaMarcus Russell's mother is insisting that if he's gonna stay at her house during his contract dispute, he better change outta that one all-black suit he's been wearing since April.
Clockwise from left: QB Drew Brees, RB Reggie Bush, K Olindo Mare, and FS Kevin KaesviharnFive Fast Facts About the Saints:- Kicker John Carney was released in April, leaving fullback Mike Karney as the only "carnie" on the team.