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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: San Francisco 49ers

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The Niners came within a couple botched punt returns of making it to the Super Bowl last year.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Washington Redskins

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The Redskins went into last season envisioning John Beck as a starting quarterback.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Tennessee Titans

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The Titans showed initial promise under Mike Munchak's campaign of dressing nice and not giving sassback to your elders.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Seattle Seahawks

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The 2011 Seahawks were a halfway decent team hamstrung by a subpar quarterback.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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Josh Freeman transformed almost overnight from a promising young quarterback to Jewfro sh*tpile and yet still no one cared.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: St. Louis Rams

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The 2011 Rams were depressing in the way an abandoned strip mall is depressing.

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2012 KSK NFL Prekkake: Pittsburgh Steelers

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The Steelers got to 12-4 last year by virtue of a soft schedule that pit them against the NFC West and AFC South.

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2012 KSK NFL Prekkake: Philadelphia Eagles

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The 2011 season arrived in Philadelphia with great fanfare and expectation, as well as one well-circulated boisterous quote from their backup quarterback.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: New York Jets

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Unlike the previous two years, the 2011 Jets couldn't finish the regular season just good enough to make the playoffs, only to wreak havoc once they got there.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Oakland Raiders

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via After centuries of reaping malevolence upon the living and the unliving, Al Davis retired to reign over the netherworld exclusively in 2011, leaving a depleted and feckless Raiders team in his half-decomposed wake.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: New England Patriots

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The Patriots once again lost in the Super Bowl to the Giants thanks to yet another late 4th quarter comeback drive orchestrated by Eli Manning.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: New Orleans Saints

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The Saints were bounced from the playoffs by virtue of Alex Smith's singular moment of career triumph.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Minnesota Vikings

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The Vikings tried to make an honest go of it through most of 2011 with Donovan McNabb under center, which went about as well as you think have expected.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Houston Texans

| 31 Comments

Last year's Texans made their first playoff appearance in franchise history and even recorded a postseason victory, despite being forced to start T.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Miami Dolphins

| 37 Comments

The Dolphins started last season 0-7, then eked out six wins against teams that didn't make the playoffs.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: New York Giants

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The 2011 Giants did that thing the Giants do where they squeak into the playoffs, win some road postseason games (preferably including one in Lambeau) then beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Kansas City Chiefs

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The 2011 Chiefs got off to about as dreadful a start as a team can, losing a passel of starters to injury and being outscored 89-10 in their first two games.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Detroit Lions

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The 2011 Lions made the team's first playoff appearance since the Charlie Batch era in 1999, but were swiftly dispatched by the Saints in the first round.


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