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KSK Kommenter Draft: Any Player In History Who Would Improve Your Team Today

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Since the real draft is a time when you can improve your team, this week we are picking any retired NFL player you would pluck from history and add to your team today.

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Commenter Draft: Animal DNA to Combine with the Human Genome

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Today's draft supposes this: scientists have selected YOU to be the subject of their horrific, God-angering plan to combine animal DNA with the human genome.

xmas ape

KSK Commenter Draft: Cinematic Pet To Wuvvv To Pieces

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We here at KSK are quite desirous of cinema.

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KSK Commenter Draft: One Last Act Before the Rapture

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If you eat the oysters at Hooters today you'll probably be begging for the apocalypse tomorrow.

The Black Keys own your shit Jack White

KSK Kommenter Draft: Recording Artist Who Would Perform While Following You Around All Day

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It's a well-established principle that every hero should have his own theme music, but what about us average bears who spend our days in adversity-free anonymity.

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This Week KSK Commenter Draft: Person You Wish Had Formally Announced The Death Of Bin Laden

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My high from the bin Laden assassination is slowly starting to wear off, and I don’t like it one bit.

Unsilent Majority

KSK Commenter Draft: A Holiday To Call Your Own

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With Labor Day weekend set to begin in, oh, let's say two hours, I thought it would be fun to craft the perfect holiday.

Unsilent Majority

KSK Commenter Draft – Ice Cream Toppings

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Two years ago you commenters drafted your favorite flavors of ice cream (Drew started things off with one of my favorites, mint chocolate chip).

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KSK Kommenter Drakt: Public Figure You’d Like To See Get His/Her Own Weekly Show

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The world discovered the hidden gem that is New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan earlier this week, and I won't be the first person to point out that Ryan acts exactly the way that he has been portrayed here.

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Coming to VH1: ‘Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch’

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Here's the trailer for VH1's upcoming reality show, "Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch.

#FOOD

This Week’s KSK Commenter Draft: Food Stuff You Would Steal While Drunk At 3AM

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Ever since Golden Tate got busted for trying to steal a maple bar from Top Pot donuts, that’s pretty much the only thing I’ve been thinking about.

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Commenter Draft: Continuous Sound You Want to Hear During a Sporting Event

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The World Cup is now underway, and like the Olympics or getting lap dances, it's a half-decent way to pass the time until NFL training camp starts.

xmas ape

Commenter Draft: Activity That Requires An International Competition

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A recent depressing, if not entirely methodologically sound, Rasmussen survey showed that nearly 1 in 3 Americans have no idea which sport in being played in the World Cup.


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