strong takes

Kurt Warner schools you nerds on evolution using Ben Roethlisberger as evidence

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If evolution is real, then how come I'm not literally a monkey? Checkmate.

#ART

The National Foodball League Makes Us Hungry For The Football Season

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As I’ve mentioned in the past, much to your undoubted excitement, I spend way too much time on Twitter and Tumblr all for the purpose of entertaining you.

#NFL

Kurt Warner: Favre’s Legacy “Hurt”

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Kurt Warner, probably the greatest Amsterdam Admirals quarterback ever, got some attention for the week when he said that Brett Favre's legacy had a little smudge on it after, you know, the retirement, unretirement, retirement, unretirement, his wiener, etc.

WHITE PEOPLE DANCING

Leave This Out Of The Movie, Kurt

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In case you haven’t been watching – and I seriously hope you haven’t been watching – former Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner has been a contestant on Dancing with the Stars this season, and his performances through this week have reportedly been bad.

The N word

8.18 The Cooler

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Portia Broome 20 Rappers Who Owe The IRS [Complex] The Most Bootylicious Athletes of All-Time [Bleacher Report] Pam Grier Goes From Blaxploitation Queen to Advocate of Truth [The BVX] Jay Electronica Eyeing September Release For Act II [HHNM] Kurt Warner Looks Just Like Denzel [With [...].

#NFL

Kurt Warner Looks Just Like Denzel

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The Arizona Cardinals are coping with big changes this preseason, as former first round draft pick Matt Leinart is now the starting quarterback and young receivers like Steve Breaston and Early Doucet are stepping up since Anquan Boldin was traded to the Baltimore Ravens in the offseason.

WHITE PEOPLE DANCING

Kurt Warner Will Dance Like No One Is Watching, And No One Will Watch

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Kurt Warner will join former NFL quarterback Troy Aikman Dancing with the Stars next season.

#NFL

Could Kurt Warner Return For 2010? (Spoiler Alert: No.)

There reportedly was an outside chance (and I mean Harry Doyle "Juuust a bit outside" chance) that noted Jesus freak Kurt Warner and his three Super Bowl appearances might return to the Arizona Cardinals for a 17th season of pro football.

#NFL

IS MATT LEINART READY TO GO?

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With strong indications that Arizona Cardinals quarterback might be announcing his retirement earlier today, all eyes will be turning to Matt Leinart.

lsufreek

KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Saints Fans Don’t Subscribe to the Broken Window Theory of Crime Prevention

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From Who Datting commenter TurleyGirlie, a tale in parking lot rubishness she captured prior to last Saturday's win over the Buzzsaw.

#NFL

TSS 2009 NFL Playoff Preview: Divisional Weekend

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Welp, we're back again trying our hand at picking this week's games.

xmas ape

Sean Taylor Memorial Meast of the Week – Wild Card Round

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Your Meast for the Wild Card round is Kurt Warner, who threw more touchdowns (five) than incomplete passes (four).

#RAY RICE

Your NFL Wildcard Recap

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The NFL playoffs are supposed to be an exposé of the best teams and players the league has to offer.

VIDEOS

Your Week 8 NFL Recap

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I’m glad the NFL has 32 teams.


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