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The National Foodball League Makes Us Hungry For The Football Season

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As I’ve mentioned in the past, much to your undoubted excitement, I spend way too much time on Twitter and Tumblr all for the purpose of entertaining you.

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Kurt Warner: Favre’s Legacy “Hurt”

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Kurt Warner, probably the greatest Amsterdam Admirals quarterback ever, got some attention for the week when he said that Brett Favre's legacy had a little smudge on it after, you know, the retirement, unretirement, retirement, unretirement, his wiener, etc.

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Leave This Out Of The Movie, Kurt

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In case you haven’t been watching – and I seriously hope you haven’t been watching – former Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner has been a contestant on Dancing with the Stars this season, and his performances through this week have reportedly been bad.

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8.18 The Cooler

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Portia Broome 20 Rappers Who Owe The IRS [Complex] The Most Bootylicious Athletes of All-Time [Bleacher Report] Pam Grier Goes From Blaxploitation Queen to Advocate of Truth [The BVX] Jay Electronica Eyeing September Release For Act II [HHNM] Kurt Warner Looks Just Like Denzel [With [...].

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Kurt Warner Looks Just Like Denzel

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The Arizona Cardinals are coping with big changes this preseason, as former first round draft pick Matt Leinart is now the starting quarterback and young receivers like Steve Breaston and Early Doucet are stepping up since Anquan Boldin was traded to the Baltimore Ravens in the offseason.

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Kurt Warner Will Dance Like No One Is Watching, And No One Will Watch

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Kurt Warner will join former NFL quarterback Troy Aikman Dancing with the Stars next season.

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Could Kurt Warner Return For 2010? (Spoiler Alert: No.)

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There reportedly was an outside chance (and I mean Harry Doyle "Juuust a bit outside" chance) that noted Jesus freak Kurt Warner and his three Super Bowl appearances might return to the Arizona Cardinals for a 17th season of pro football.

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IS MATT LEINART READY TO GO?

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With strong indications that Arizona Cardinals quarterback <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5itdMlcmVF9yTuxn1LLsK7UIpJnxg">might be announcing his retirement earlier today</a>, all eyes will be turning to Matt Leinart.

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Your NFL Divisional Recap

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So much for drama.

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TSS 2009 NFL Playoff Preview: Divisional Weekend

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Welp, we're <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/01/tss-2009-nfl-playoff-preview-wild-card-weekend">back again</a> trying our hand at picking this week's games.

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Your NFL Wildcard Recap

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The NFL playoffs are supposed to be an exposé of the best teams and players the league has to offer.

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Your Week 8 NFL Recap

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I’m glad the NFL has 32 teams.

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KURT WARNER IS ALL SPARKLY

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Here's Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner appearing with Brenda Song in a promotional photo from this week's Entertainment Weekly for The Suite Life which is either some series on the Disney Channel or a reality show about a Taiwanese brother on the Discovery Channel.

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BOOK: NOBODY LIKES KURT WARNER

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God's Quarterback (sorry, Kitna) just co-wrote a new book with his wife called First Things First: The Rules of Being a Warner, and it sounds like Rule No.

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KURT AND MANNY COULDN’T DO ANY BETTER

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Dodgers outfielder Manny Ramirez and Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner both led their teams to surprising postseason prominence.

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AWWWK-WAARRRRRRRD

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Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner is well-known to praise his Lord and Savior every time he opens his mouth, and that's fine with me.

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Matt Leinart Promoted due to Kurt Warner Suckage

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Sources have told ESPN's Chris Mortensen that <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2602503" target="_blank">Matt Leinart will start for the Arizona Cardinals</a> beginning next week.


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