10 NBA Nickname Jerseys That You Probably Won’t See On The Court This Season

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While we know we'll see Ray Allen in a Jesus Shuttlesworth jersey this season, here are some NBA players nickname jerseys that missed the cut.


Lamar Odom Is Trying To Kick His Drug Addiction Without Actually Going To Rehab

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According to TMZ, Lamar Odom is trying to kick his drug addiction on his own so he can sign with an NBA team soon.


Lamar Odom Went Nuts On The Paparazzi

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According to a bunch of crap that I read in roughly 45 seconds to prime myself for this video, Lamar Odom and his wife, Khloe Kardashian, are experiencing a rough patch and are close to getting a divorce.


This Week In Kardashian Divorce Rumors: Won’t Somebody Think Of The Sex Swing?

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First the sort-of-good news: Kim Kardashian and her cackling harpy sisters were informed by at least three exclusive neighborhoods in Miami over the past few weeks that they had no chance in hell of moving in for the filming of their next season of E.


It's Official: Manatees Are Reporting Our Sports Scoops


In a story that belongs right alongside <a href="http://www.ultimaterollercoaster.com/news/archives/april99/stories/040199_01.shtml" target="_blank">"Fabio Hit In Face By Bird While Riding Rollercoaster Test-Run In Virginia"</a>, the sports news stars have aligned for maximum celebrity ridiculousness for "Laverne From 'Laverne & Shirley' Scammed Out Of 5,000 Dollars By A Guy Pretending To Be Lamar Odom's Assistant".


ROFLMNBAO: The 2011-12 Season Awards Edition!

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I took a couple weeks off from doing these here ROFLMNBAO posts for two reasons: 1) because the last two weeks of the season were soooooo boring and B) I forgot.


Lamar Odom’s Out As A Dallas Maverick

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Lamar Odom won't be suiting up with his Dallas teammates for the rest of the season.


Lamar Odom Has More Time For His Sex Swing


The Dallas Mavericks traded for reigning NBA 6th Man Lamar Odom because they needed some veteran leadership off the bench, but mainly because they wanted to free up cap space to sign Deron Williams and possibly Dwight Howard.


Presenting 'Magic Johnson: The Gathering'

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The sports world is abuzz with the news that a Magic-Johnson fronted group broke the dang old bank in order to purchase the Dodgers for over $2 billion, which is a figure so absurd that it may as well be written like a comic strip character says cuss words.


3.28 The Cooler

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Daphne Joy Usher Signs On To Play Boxing Legend Sugar Ray Leonard In New Movie [TLF] Questlove’s 33 Reasons Why Prince Is Hip-Hop [OKP] Delonte West And Lamar Odom Take A Trip To The Zoo [ESPN] Jeremy Lin Gets His Own Strain Of Weed [...].


Lamar Odom 'My Life In The D-League'

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The Dallas Mavericks have assigned Lamar Odom to their D-League affiliate, the Texas Legends, on what's being called a "rehab stint" to "get his legs back under him".

why god why?

And The Emmy For The Most Terrifying Sex Swing Moment Goes To…

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A while back I thought it might be fun to watch Khloe & Lamar and recap it for our readers and after a whopping two episodes I gave up, because there was only so much I could take of scripted love and Lamar Odom’s best friend, Jamie Sangouthai, who it the real life Turtle from Entourage.


Utah’s C.J. Miles Dunks On Lamar Odom

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/c-j-miles">C.J. Miles</a> is a role player, bouncing between the starting lineup and the bench for the Utah Jazz.


Shocking: Khloe Kardashian Talked Lamar Odom Out Of Taking A Year Off

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Dallas Mavericks forward Lamar Odom is not exactly having a good season, as the reigning NBA 6th Man is averaging just 6.


In The Case Of 27-Year Old Khloe Kardashian … Robert, You Are NOT The Father!

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You don't have to be an accredited laboratory technician to look at Khloe Kardashian and say, "hey, that eight-foot tall white monster lady doesn't look anything like her four-foot tall Armenian princess sisters", but thanks to some combination of X needing money and Y needing to stay in the tabloids, it's official: According to a report from <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/01/khloe-not-kardashian-dad-final-confession-robert-kardashian-star">Radar Online</a> by way of Star magazine, Khloe Kardashian is not a Kardashian, and patriarch Robert took a "well, duh" approach in explaining where she came from.


It Was Really Only A Matter Of Time

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When the Los Angeles Lakers traded Lamar Odom to the Dallas Mavericks for a trade exemption, three thoughts crossed my mind: A) This is obviously a move to clear cap space for the Lakers to bring in Chris Paul and/or Dwight Howard.


On Chauncey Billups, Lamar Odom & The Disposable NBA Player

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The NBA's been more of a dysfunctional high school than a business in recent times.

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