Posts Tagged: LANCE ARMSTRONG

Lance Armstrong Will Admit He's A Lying Liar Of Lies To Oprah Winfrey

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Lance Armstrong will come clean on Oprah; the London Times has 10 questions it thinks Armstrong should answer.

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The Biggest, Most Incredible, Unbelievable, Shouted About Sports Moments Of 2012

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It is not an easy task to put together a list, such as the Greatest Sports Moments of 2012, specifically because so many things happen in any given year that it’s all but impossible to universally gauge which one event or person is greater than another.

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Lance Armstrong: Cycling’s Greatest Troll

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In case you haven’t been paying attention, it’s been a rather rough month for 7-time Tour de France champion first guy to finish, Lance Armstrong, as the International Cycling Union has basically <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/10/the-internet-is-still-kind-of-torn-on-lance-armstrong">demonized the poor bastard and forever branded him a cheater</a>.

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It Will Be A Long Time Before The Internet Forgives Lance Armstrong

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The International Cycling Union has decided that based on the findings of the U.

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The Daily Show Compared Lance Armstrong To Buttchuggers And Donkey F**kers

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Lance Armstrong has spent the last ten years and change denying doping allegations, but now, after a 1,000 page collection of evidence and 26 sworn statements from fellow cyclists, he's ready to.

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Lance Armstrong Is Happy To Help, Wants You To Call Him On Some Random Dude's Cell

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Something weird is going on with the Twitter feed of Lance Armstrong. It's like it's on steroids or something. (BA-DA-BUM)

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Stand-Up Throwback: George Carlin Handled This Lance Armstrong Mess Years Ago

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Lance Armstrong’s former teammate Tyler Hamilton appeared on Today with Matt Lauer this morning to <a href="http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/48909916/ns/today-books/#.UEddmqDhfTw">promote his new book “The Secret Race”</a>, which is sadly not about Blasian females.

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The Lance Armstrong Biopic Is Ruined Now

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Since its release in 2001, the Lance Armstrong autobiography “It’s Not About the Bike: My Journey Back to Life” was destined to be a feature film.

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Important Lance Armstrong Question: Do You Seriously Care About Lance Armstrong?

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In the biggest cycling news since somebody found out you could put baseball cards in the spokes to make it sound cool, 7-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong is "subject to lifetime ban and fan fallout" for saying he was giving up his fight against the U.

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Manny Ramirez Quits The A's, Does These Drugs, Has Cancer Hair

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Manny Ramirez asked the Oakland Athletics to release him from his minor league contract on Friday, and they obliged.

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Lance Armstrong Demands Apology From Everyone On Earth

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At this point, even Lance Armstrong thinks he did drugs.

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Lance Armstrong Sucks Now

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That one bicycle race in France is happening right now.

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‘I Know How Lance Armstrong Was Doping’

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7 time Tour de France Champion Lance Armstrong is having a tough week.

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NOT LANCE ARMSTRONG WINS TOUR DE FRANCE

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Alberto Contador won the Tour de France for the second time today, capping a dominating three-week performance.

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LANCE WANTS TO BE ‘EL CAPITAN’ IN TOUR

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Before the latest Tour de France started last week, Lance Armstrong was saying all the right things in relation to his new team, Astana.

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FRENCH BUST ARMSTRONG FOR SHOWERING

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France's anti-doping agency is at it again with Lance Armstrong, better known as The Only Reason America Pretends To Care About Cycling.

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LANCE ARMSTRONG WOULD RATHER PEE IN A CUP

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Lance Armstrong (you remember him, right.

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LANCE ARMSTRONG PWNS JACKASS

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Lance Armstrong finished seventh overall at the Tour of California (Armstrong's Astana team leader Levi Leipheimer <a href="http://www.amgentourofcalifornia.com/news/press/2009-stage8-results.html" target="_blank">won for the third straight year</a>), but the highlight was the seven-time Tour de France winner shoving this syringe-wielding jackass into a snow bank.

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LANCE IS STILL KINDA TOUCHY ABOUT CANCER

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Lance Armstrong's return to cycling is continuing with the nine-day Tour of California -- he's currently among the leaders <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/159/story/1036265.html">despite a stolen bike</a> -- and the 7-time Tour de France winner has still got plenty of fire.


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