Even Australian Librarians Hate Lance Armstrong Now

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A library in Manly, Australia, has moved their books about Lance Armstrong from the non-fiction to fiction section.

#jimmy fallon

Jimmy Fallon Interviews Lance Armstrong’s Bike


Jimmy conducts an exclusive interview with Armstrong's bike, who was there for it all.

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Taiwanese Animation: Lance Armstrong Confesses to Oprah


Lance Armstrong's confession to Oprah gets the always absurd Taiwanese animation treatment.


Some Lady Who Hates Lance Armstrong Wants Him To Rot Away In Prison

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before – a lady walks into a bar and she hates Lance Armstrong because she’s married to his former teammate and they both think he’s a lying dick.


Lance Armstrong Will Admit He's A Lying Liar Of Lies To Oprah Winfrey

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Lance Armstrong will come clean on Oprah; the London Times has 10 questions it thinks Armstrong should answer.


The Biggest, Most Incredible, Unbelievable, Shouted About Sports Moments Of 2012

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It is not an easy task to put together a list, such as the Greatest Sports Moments of 2012, specifically because so many things happen in any given year that it’s all but impossible to universally gauge which one event or person is greater than another.


Lance Armstrong: Cycling’s Greatest Troll

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In case you haven’t been paying attention, it’s been a rather rough month for 7-time Tour de France champion first guy to finish, Lance Armstrong, as the International Cycling Union has basically demonized the poor bastard and forever branded him a cheater.

#arrested development

10.23 The Cooler

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Masika Kalysha Donald Trump Calls Touré "Racist," Wants Him Fired From MSNBC [Hip-Hop Wired] Lance Armstrong Stripped of Tour de France Titles [USA Today] Gunplay Is Out On A $150k Bond & On House Arrest [RTNY] Jay-Z, Beyonce Lose Trademark Battle For 'Blue Ivy' [...].


It Will Be A Long Time Before The Internet Forgives Lance Armstrong

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The International Cycling Union has decided that based on the findings of the U.


The Daily Show Compared Lance Armstrong To Buttchuggers And Donkey F**kers


Lance Armstrong has spent the last ten years and change denying doping allegations, but now, after a 1,000 page collection of evidence and 26 sworn statements from fellow cyclists, he's ready to.


Lance Armstrong Is Happy To Help, Wants You To Call Him On Some Random Dude's Cell

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Something weird is going on with the Twitter feed of Lance Armstrong. It's like it's on steroids or something. (BA-DA-BUM)


9.6 The Cooler

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Charm Killings Nicki Minaj Is Not Registered To Vote [Hip-Hop Wired] Yes, You Care: R.


Stand-Up Throwback: George Carlin Handled This Lance Armstrong Mess Years Ago

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Lance Armstrong’s former teammate Tyler Hamilton appeared on Today with Matt Lauer this morning to promote his new book “The Secret Race”, which is sadly not about Blasian females.


The Lance Armstrong Biopic Is Ruined Now

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Since its release in 2001, the Lance Armstrong autobiography “It’s Not About the Bike: My Journey Back to Life” was destined to be a feature film.


Important Lance Armstrong Question: Do You Seriously Care About Lance Armstrong?

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In the biggest cycling news since somebody found out you could put baseball cards in the spokes to make it sound cool, 7-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong is "subject to lifetime ban and fan fallout" for saying he was giving up his fight against the U.


Manny Ramirez Quits The A's, Does These Drugs, Has Cancer Hair

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Manny Ramirez asked the Oakland Athletics to release him from his minor league contract on Friday, and they obliged.

#Jay Z

6.2 The Cooler

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Jessica Marie Blake Lively Naked Pictures Leaked (NSFW) [CelebJihad] The 10 Sexiest Funny Women on the Planet [GQ] TN Lawmakers Pass Bill Making It A Crime To Share Your Netflix Password [[] Unnecessary Sequel Watch: Hangover 3, Yogi Bear 2 [Film Drunk] 'Born This Way' [...].

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