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Lance Armstrong Sucks Now

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That one bicycle race in France is happening right now.

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Livestrong x Nike Dunk High Premium

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<a href="http://undftd.com/"> <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/nike-sportswear">NSW</a> and Lance Armstrong's Livestrong Foundation get together for this Dunk High to coincide with the beginning of the 2010 Tour de France.

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‘I Know How Lance Armstrong Was Doping’

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7 time Tour de France Champion Lance Armstrong is having a tough week.

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NOT LANCE ARMSTRONG WINS TOUR DE FRANCE

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Alberto Contador won the Tour de France for the second time today, capping a dominating three-week performance.

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LANCE WANTS TO BE ‘EL CAPITAN’ IN TOUR

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Before the latest Tour de France started last week, Lance Armstrong was saying all the right things in relation to his new team, Astana.

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6.24 The Cooler

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Cop: Nike Sportswear Air Max Livestrong Collection

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We already waxed poetic on the whole <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/03/nike-x-lance-armstrong-stages">Air Max section</a> of the Nike Sportswear Livestrong collection.

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Nike x Lance Armstrong Stages Collection: Lunar Livestrong Pack

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As you may have figured, I catch hell about once a month for constantly bringing in shopping bags and having the UPS man stopping by the crib a couple of times per week.

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FRENCH BUST ARMSTRONG FOR SHOWERING

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France's anti-doping agency is at it again with Lance Armstrong, better known as The Only Reason America Pretends To Care About Cycling.

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LANCE ARMSTRONG WOULD RATHER PEE IN A CUP

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Lance Armstrong (you remember him, right.

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Livestronger.

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I started noticing this new Lance "Stages" stuff last week when pics were unveiled of <a href="http://www.supertouchart.com/2009/03/08/lacycle-killerslance-armstrongs-new-kaws-trek-madone/">the Kaws-designed bike</a>.

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LANCE ARMSTRONG PWNS JACKASS

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Lance Armstrong finished seventh overall at the Tour of California (Armstrong's Astana team leader Levi Leipheimer <a href="http://www.amgentourofcalifornia.com/news/press/2009-stage8-results.html" target="_blank">won for the third straight year</a>), but the highlight was the seven-time Tour de France winner shoving this syringe-wielding jackass into a snow bank.

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LANCE IS STILL KINDA TOUCHY ABOUT CANCER

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Lance Armstrong's return to cycling is continuing with the nine-day Tour of California -- he's currently among the leaders <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/159/story/1036265.html">despite a stolen bike</a> -- and the 7-time Tour de France winner has still got plenty of fire.

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LANCE ARMSTRONG WANTS TO DO WHAT NOW?

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Rumors are swirling that Lance Armstrong could be up to something more than trying to win his eighth Tour de France next year.

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LANCE ARMSTRONG IS UNRETIRED

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Apparently tired of jet-setting around and nailing whichever hot young Hollyood tail is presented to him (like Jake Gyllenhaal or Matthew McConaughey), Lance Armstrong <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/cycling/news/story?id=3578935">will return to cycling for the 2009 Tour de France</a>.

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LANCE ARMSTRONG PICKS UP SOME MORE JUNK

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7-time Tour de France champion <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/03292008/gossip/pagesix/cycling_a_nude_103983.htm" title="Page Six" target="_blank">Lance Armstrong bought a sculpture</a>:The Tour de France champion attended the Scope Art Fair at Lincoln Center the other day and dropped $20,000 on a wooden sculpture from the ADA Gallery by Richmond, Va.

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LANCE ARMSTRONG AND ASHLEY OLSEN?

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As noted in today's <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/extramustard/10/31/hotclicks.1031/index.html" target="_blank">Hot Clicks</a>, <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/10312007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm" target="_blank">Page Six</a> + <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/r_m/2007/10/31/2007-10-31_label_giving_up_on_getting_britney_spear.html" target="_blank">Rush & Molloy</a> = Truth.

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IVAN BASSO PREFERS WEAPONS METAPHORS

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<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/sc/news;_ylt=AlzesaSHjWAGi3cH7lZuHGt.grcF?slug=reu-dopingbasso&prov=reuters&type=lgns" title="Yahoo" target="_blank">Ivan Basso</a> is an Italian cyclist who rides for the Discovery Channel team.

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LANCE ARMSTRONG IS DATING A RICH MILF

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If you're a sports fan, you probably don't know who Tory Burch is (pictured here with a gay man; more photos <a href="http://www.style.com/peopleparties/search/thumb/person542?page=1" target="_blank">here</a>).


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