tim schavitz

2014 Pro Bowl Highlight: Sad Philip Rivers is Sad

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Even with its just for show, Marmalard brings the best dejection in the business.

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Laserface’s December Demolition Disengaged

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Looks like Rivers fell prey to yet another broadcaster graphic jinx.

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But Does It Float: Pennington vs. Marmalard. WHO YA GOT?

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Everyone loves a strong armed quarterback who can pinpoint throws with surgical precision into the interstitial spaces between a swarm of defenders into the welcoming hands of a receiver.

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Marmalard vs. the Most Valuable Phoetus. Wild Kardkkake Part Deux Deux Deux!

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Marmalard strives to end Tony Dungy's career a week after ousting Leatherface from Denver.


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