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LaToeInjury, You’re Gonna Retire As An Asshole


Even though I told the front office they were a bunch of cock-stuffed sh*t weasels for doing it, the Chargers are going to grant LaToeInjury's request for a one-day contract so he can retire as a member of my San Diego Supersoldiers.

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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Zib Only Rates 45 For “Being On A Horse”


Electronic Arts Is Whores, Part One Million: We already knew the new edition of Madden will include an online feature that allows players to scout a prospective opponent's situational playcalling tendencies, an innovation that was pretty cool until EA announced that players could simply purchase such scouting reports rather than just earn them through playing.

rex ryan: greatest coach ever


"NACHO, YOUR NEW NICKNAME IS 'THE PACIFIC' Because you're now on HBO and you love Pacific shrimp tacos.

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