ANNIVERSARIES

15 Mind-Altering Facts About 'The Matrix' To Make You Say Whoa On Its 15th Anniversary

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Pop the red pill and see how far the rabbit hole really goes on this sci-fi action classic.

AMY ADAMS

Check Out The Final ‘Man Of Steel’ Trailer

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In case you weren’t sold by the first, second, fifth, second to last, foreign language, or Taiwanese News Agency trailers, here is the final Man of Steel trailer to convince you to go see it when the film is finally released on June 14.

ALTERNATE HISTORIES

Quentin Tarantino Almost Made A ‘Luke Cage’ Movie Starring Laurence Fishburne

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Among the eleventy thousand movies Quentin Tarantino almost made was a 'Luke Cage' feature film starring Laurence Fishburne.

Al Gore

Who Needs Celebrity Friends When You've Got Photoshop?

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A friend of mine used to throw a wild Christmas party every year with a selective guest list, which often left a lot of people pissed off and questioning their friendship.

gwyneth paltrow

These Contagion Character Posters Were Missing Something

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Warner has released six character posters for Outbreak 2: Bird Flu Boogaloo Contagion, opening September 9th (full trailer <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/07/steven-soderberg-remade-outbreak-with-gwyneth-paltrow-as-the-virus">here</a>, TV spots <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2011/08/bird-flu-is-the-new-ebola-you-guys">here</a>).

CONTAGION

Bird Flu Is The New Ebola You Guys

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Remember when a monkey scratched some guy and that started an airborne Ebola epidemic in Outbreak.

MAN OF STEEL

Laurence Fishburne blah blah something something comic books

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When I heard Laurence Fishburne would be playing Perry White in Zack Snyder's Superman reboot, Man of Steel, my first reaction was "who f*cking cares.

CHRIS NOLAN

Morpheus To Boss Around Superman in "Man of Steel"

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Usually we don't mention Oscar-nominated actor Laurence Fishburne much around Uproxx except in reference to <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/montana-fishburne">his daughter</a>.

Laurence Fishburne

New Star of ‘CSI’ Is… Ted Danson?

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Ever since That Guy With The Beard left "CSI" two years ago, the show has struggled to reclaim its groove -- and its audience.

Laurence Fishburne

6.9 The Cooler

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Lelani Lee Laurence Fishburne Exits CSI After Two Seasons [OMG] Working While Drinking [Creative Loafing] Yao Ming Still Has Ankle Problems [Inside Hoops] Wanda Sykes: It's Harder to Be Gay Than Black [The Root] Twelve Steps to Summerize Your Grooming Routine [GQ] 50 Objects That Look [...].

Laurence Fishburne

Montana Fishburne Attempted Suicide?

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With news that the 4th and 5th Matrix films <a href="http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/01/24/matrix-sequels-not-happening/">will not happen</a>, Laurence Fishburne has some extra time on his hands, and back in August he chose to spend it hiring a private investigator to follow his daughter around.

BORED PENELOPE CRUZ

Maybe The Matrix Makes You Sad: This Week in Pictures of Bored People

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In almost a mirror image of the infamous "<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/sad-keanu" target="_blank">Sad Keanu</a>" picture that set the internet on fire this year, Keanu Reeves' Matrix co-star Laurence Fishburne was <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/eryz5/first_neonow_morpheus_your_move_trinity/" target="_blank">recently spotted</a> looking equally sad, as if he'd just found out someone wrote <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/08/montana-fishburne-brian-pumper-rap" target="_blank">a rap song about filling his daughter's vagina with farts</a>.

BIG LEBOWSKI

Amazing mash-up alert: Morpheus explains Matrix to The Dude

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Not a day goes by that I don't get sent a trailer mashup where someone puts music from one movie over another movie, or recuts a comedy as a drama, or adds Jar Jar Binks, or whatever, and usually they're not that good.

CHIPPY D

Morpheus not talking to his daughter until she puts away her monkey fufu

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This may come as a shock to you guys, but it turns out, Laurence Fishburne isn't exactly thrilled about his 19-year-old daughter filming <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/08/montana-fishburne-has-done-porn-before" target="_blank">multiple porn movies</a>, or about letting Brian Pumper <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/08/montana-fishburne-brian-pumper-rap" target="_blank">rap about</a> how he wants to put farts in her vagina.

CHIPPY D

Montana Fishburne has done porn before. Update: And was a prostitute.

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It looks like Larry Fishburne and his buddies who <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/06/montana-fishburne-laurence-fishburne-friends-porno-dvd-million-dollars-buyout-vivid/" target="_blank">wanted to buy</a> all of Montana Fishburne's Vivid pornos before they hit shelves might want to save their money, because as it turns out, Face Time wasn't her first wiener rodeo.

FACE TIME

Shocker: Larry Fishburne not excited about daughter’s hardcore porno

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In one of the most surprising stories of the year, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/02/montana-fishburne-laurence-fishburne-porn-star-sex-tape-vivid-entertainment/" target="_blank">TMZ</a> reports that Laurence "Don't Call Me Larry" Fishburne isn't thrilled with his 19-year-old daughter's decision to star in a porno movie in order to be more like Kim Kardashian.

MONTANA FISHBURNE

Laurence Fishburne’s daughter is doing porn

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If any of you young girls out there are taking notes, Laurence Fishburne's 19-year-old daughter Montana has found a fool-proof way to break into Hollywood (besides having a famous father, of course): doing porn.

adrien brody

Danny Trejo gets orientated in new Predators trailer

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The Robert Rodriguez-produced Predators (directed by Kontroll's Nimrod Antal) opens July 9th, and this is the newly-released international trailer.




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