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A Very Scientific Ranking Of The 29 Worst Celebrity Guests In WrestleMania History

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We're counting down the 29 worst celebrity guests in WWE WrestleMania history, from Kim Kardashian to the 'Where's the Beef?' lady.

#APPLE

11.29 The Cooler

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Ex-NFL Star Lawrence Taylor Hit With Sex Trafficking Lawsuit <a href="http://newsone.com/entertainment/sports-entertainment/newsonestaff4/ex-nfl-star-lawrence-taylor-hit-with-sex-trafficking-lawsuit/">[News One]</a> Machine Gun Kelly Talks DMX & Drake <a href="http://respect-mag.com/exclusive-interview-machine-gun-kelly-goes-gonzo/">[Respect]</a> Free Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Melissa Kellerman.

#GOOGLE

8.12 The Cooler

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Danica Logan Miley Cyrus Tops Richest Teen List At $120 Million, Bieber Second With $65.

NFL

Lawrence Taylor Should Not Be On A Sex Offender Registry

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NFL Hall Of Famer and noted <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia">ephebophile</a> Lawrence Taylor was designated Level 1 sex offender status after a Florida court heard arguments earlier this week.

VIDEOS

Lawrence Taylor Talks Underage Prostitution With FOX News

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/05/masturbation-is-lawrence-taylors-best-defense"> Lawrence Taylor somehow bobbed and weaved his way out of a prison sentence earlier this week when he received a six year probation term stemming from last May's, how should this be said, "<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/05/lawrence-taylor-charged-with-rape-of-a-16-year-old">misunderstanding</a>.

WHORES

Six Years Probation

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Hall of Fame linebacker Lawrence Taylor managed to avoid jail time when he was sentenced to six years probation for doing (business with) an underage prostitute.

Zodiac Signs

1.14 The Cooler

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Lola LaRen Five Reasons The New Zodiac Signs 2011 Should Be Changed Back [Babble] Oh Look, Another College Rap Song [With Leather] Lawrence Taylor Strikes Plea Deal In Rape Case [TUD] Twitter Responds to Gucci Mane's Face Tattoo [The Boombox] Artists Are Connectors And Why [...].

THIS WEEK IN RAPE

L.T. Not Guilty, Says L.T.

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Alleged statutory rapist and former cocaine lover incredibly scary, New York Giants linebacker Lawrence Taylor plead 'not guilty' to third degree charges of rape, patronizing a prostitute, sexual abuse, and endangering a child earlier today.

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The Week That Was: The All The Kings Men Couldn’t Get LeBron A Win Edition

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/05/celtics-tony-allen-dunks-on-antawn-jamison"> -- Basketball is a team game (how else do you <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/05/celtics-tony-allen-dunks-on-antawn-jamison">explain this dunk?</a>).

Spotlight

Masturbation Is Lawrence Taylor’s Best Defense

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/05/lawrence-taylor-charged-with-rape-of-a-16-year-old"> It looks as if <a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1613998/20090615/yayo_tony.jhtml">Max B's lawyer</a> has found a new client in Lawrence Taylor.

NFL

LT Claims Self-Service On Rape Charge

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NFL legend Lawrence Taylor has a fun defense for his impending statutory rape charge.

SMOKE BREAK

Say It Ain’t So, L.T.

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<a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/lawrence-taylor-arrested-in-rape-case-050610"> What's with these retired professional athletes and getting caught up in sex scandals with minors? Is there a clause in their pension plan which requires them to be around underage youngins on the regular? Salesian soliciting? No jokes. It's just odd that these type of things keep occuring when you live the life of a dirty old man. One would think with the regular Bengay® endorsements, reality TV appearances and part-time anchor jobs, they could just keep some mature trim on the payroll. Just a couple of months ago, <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/02/former-nba-all-star-alvin-robertson-charged-with-sex-trafficking">Alvin Robertson found himself</a> in an sticky predicament, and now <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/lawrence-taylor">Lawrence Taylor</a> has just been charged with rape of a 16-year-old girl.

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Meet The NFL’s Newest Alleged Rapist

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Pro Football Hall-of-Famer, former "Dancing With The Stars" contestant and New York Giants legend Lawrence Taylor is now in the custody of the Ramapo (NY) Police Department earlier this morning.

#Kanye West

9.16 The Cooler

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Sexy Has A Name And It's Deaveny Kanye West And Lady Gaga Announce Fame Kills Tour Dates <a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1621554/20090915/west_kanye.jhtml">[MTV]</a> Daft Punk Sign On For DJ Hero Game <a href="http://rockonthestreets.com/2009/09/15/daft-punk-sign-on-for-dj-hero-game/">[Rock On The Streets]</a> Floyd Mayweather Is Still Not A Fan Of MMA <a href="http://recall.uproxx.com/2009/09/floyd-mayweather-is-not-a-fan-of-mma/">[Recall]</a> Who’s the Best Movie Prostitute.

NFL

2 GUYS 1 CUP: THE LIFE OF LAWRENCE TAYLOR

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Giants linebacker and coke-snorting legend Lawrence Taylor did an interview with an independent show with the YES Network that was picked up by the New York Post, and Taylor's conversation with Michael Kay has more than its share of gems.


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