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Sherman Hemsley’s Body Has Been Frozen In El Paso For Two Months Because People Are Fighting Over His Estate


Sherman Hemsley died over two full months ago, but his body remains frozen in an El Paso funeral home as relatives and crackpots continue to fight over his remains and estate.

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Undrafted Linebacker Chooses Evil Over Injury


One of Peter King's Tryout Guys, Andrew Sweat, an undrafted linebacker from Ohio State, said that rather than report to camp with the Browns and risk possibly dealing with a lifetime of lingering concussion issues, Sweat instead is going to law school.


Will There Ever Be Another “Superman” Movie?

It's no secret that the Siegel and Shuster families are engaged in an epic, decades long lawsuit with Warner Brothers over who owns what in the Superman franchise.


Not The Kardashians!


I hope everyone still has their Y2K shelters stocked with canned goods, bottled water, and Lou Bega's smash debut album A Little Bit of Mambo, because things are about to get REAL.

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The Day The Balls Drop


Before we get to making more fun of Mike Singletary, I must note that today is the official release date for the massive affront to literature pictured above.

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