COURT

Watch The Moment That A Florida Judge Told A Public Defender He’d Beat His Ass

By | 11 Comments

A judge in Brevard County was fed up with the Assistant Public Defender, so they took it outside and provided us with a hilarious video.

DAN BILZERIAN

This Lawyer Has A Good Excuse For Why His Client Threw A Porn Star Off A Roof

By | 28 Comments

The only letter from a lawyer you'll ever see that mentions "#deepthroat"!

Fox

A British Night Club Owner Might Have Just Gotten ‘Glee’ Banned In The United Kingdom

By | 10 Comments

Thanks to a High Court ruling earlier today, "Glee" might be banned from the United Kingdom effective immediately.

childhood ruined

Bad News, Fellas: Porn Star Christy Mack’s LEGO ‘Contest’ Isn’t Happening

By | 40 Comments

Some lawyers didn't take too kindly to porn star Christy Mack's sexually-charged LEGO contest, so she had to rescind her Twitter offer to fans.

#COMMERCIALS

A Virginia Personal Injury Lawyer Really, Really Wants You To Think He Inspired ‘A Few Good Men’

By | 4 Comments

Virginia personal injury lawyer Don Marcari has made a number of commercials implying that he was the inspiration for "A Few Good Men." Yeah, about that...

LAWSUITS

Jack Clark Wants Albert Pujols To Take A Lie Detector Test Over Steroid Accusations

By | 7 Comments

In case you aren’t following the biggest lawsuits in baseball with a breathless anticipation for each and every legal document, I’ll break down the big two for you very easily: 1) Alex Rodriguez is suing Major League Baseball for trying to destroy him.

FARMERS

This ‘Daily Show’ Segment On Biotech Patent Lawyers Will Make You Hate Lawyers More Than You Already Do

By | 27 Comments

Last night on the Daily Show, Aasif Mandvi exposed the greedy, evil farmers who are trying to hurt biotech companies and their armies of nice lawyers.

#FLORIDA

Video: George Zimmerman’s Lawyer Told A Knock Knock Joke In Court

By | 18 Comments

In making a point about how big this trial is, George Zimmerman's lawyer told a knock-knock joke to the jury.

LAWYERS

This Letter In Response To A Cease And Desist Order Is Pretty Amazing

By | 17 Comments

Average citizen Jake Freivald lives in West Orange, New Jersey and is the owner of the web domain, <a href="http://westorange.info/" target="_blank">westorange.info</a>.

COLLEGE

The University Of Kansas Wants KU Boobs To Stop Being So Wonderful

By | 5 Comments

What started as a way for guys to gawk at the seemingly endless supply of large-breasted women at the University of Kansas – you know, all in the name of supporting the men’s basketball team – ended up becoming a nationwide fad with copycats and clones popping up left and right.

ANGELINA CASTRO

The NBA Surprisingly Doesn't Approve Of The Miami Heat's Porn Star Fans

By | 11 Comments

We’re less than a month away from the most important basketball event of the summer, and it appears that the NBA is trying to ruin the fun for everyone.

justice

So Long, Jerry Sandusky

By | 15 Comments

Former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57459514-504083/jerry-sandusky-convicted-judge-denied-sandusky-lawyers-request-to-resign-before-trial/">was convicted Saturday on 45 of 48 counts</a> of sexual abuse, misconduct, and a variety of other terrible, despicable, and truly heinous charges, which means that, barring an appeal miracle, the 68-year old will rot in jail until the day that he dies.

AMUSEMENT PARKS

With Spandex Episode 4: Veda Scott

By | 28 Comments

This week's With Spandex guest is Veda Scott, a talented young wrestler who you may've seen <a href="http://www.rohwrestling.com/wrestlers/roster/veda-scott" target="_blank">interviewing stars backstage at Ring Of Honor</a>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsAdxcHHr44" target="_blank">hyping upcoming events from the CHIKARA offices</a> or competing in the ring everywhere from Beyond Wrestling in the Northeast to Absolute Intense Wrestling in the Midwest.

Broadway

Attention Scantily Clad Women: Do Not Tweet Your Pictures With Tim Tebow

By | 8 Comments

In a story that I’ve paid little attention to because it makes me dismissively wank with poor mechanics, New York Jets backup QB Tim Tebow and his handlers are <a href="http://www.myfoxhouston.com/story/18441827/tebow-takes-legal-action-against-maker-of-my-jesus-t-shirts-report-says">suing two Jets fans for making a Jesus-themed Jets t-shirt</a>.

Corgi Friday: The Best of Lawyer Dog

By | 13 Comments

Lawyer Dog is one of my favorite memes of 2012, if not of all time.

FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Plagiarized Her Dumb Lawsuit

By | 18 Comments

Ever since appeasing California judge Stephanie Sautner by completing the bare minimum community service after repeatedly ignoring her court-ordered sentences for multiple criminal acts, Lindsay Lohan has been a changed woman.

BASKETBALL

Kris Humphries Will Represent Himself In Divorce Hearings

By | 3 Comments

As the 2011-12 NBA season has now lasted longer than his marriage to Kim Kardashian, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries will soon head to court to convince a judge to grant an annulment instead of proceeding with an actual divorce.

2011 NBA LOCKOUT

Huge Shocker: Lawyers Are Making A Killing On The NBA Lockout

By | 7 Comments

The NBA Players Union and owners will meet again today to continue their efforts to close the gap on what is believed to be a difference of anywhere from $2-4 billion in a new collective bargaining agreement.

LAWYERS

Frank McCourt Shouldn’t Have Any Money

By | 2 Comments

In news that should surprise absolutely no one, embattled Los Angeles Dodgers owner Frank McCourt is possibly being grossly over-billed by his bankruptcy attorneys.


Sign Up



Powered by WordPress.com VIP