#KATE UPTON

Attention Scantily Clad Women: Do Not Tweet Your Pictures With Tim Tebow

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In a story that I’ve paid little attention to because it makes me dismissively wank with poor mechanics, New York Jets backup QB Tim Tebow and his handlers are suing two Jets fans for making a Jesus-themed Jets t-shirt.

LAWYERS

Corgi Friday: The Best of Lawyer Dog

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Lawyer Dog is one of my favorite memes of 2012, if not of all time.

PITBULL

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Plagiarized Her Dumb Lawsuit

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Ever since appeasing California judge Stephanie Sautner by completing the bare minimum community service after repeatedly ignoring her court-ordered sentences for multiple criminal acts, Lindsay Lohan has been a changed woman.

#NBA

Kris Humphries Will Represent Himself In Divorce Hearings

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As the 2011-12 NBA season has now lasted longer than his marriage to Kim Kardashian, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries will soon head to court to convince a judge to grant an annulment instead of proceeding with an actual divorce.

#MLB

Huge Shocker: Lawyers Are Making A Killing On The NBA Lockout

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The NBA Players Union and owners will meet again today to continue their efforts to close the gap on what is believed to be a difference of anywhere from $2-4 billion in a new collective bargaining agreement.

#MLB

Frank McCourt Shouldn’t Have Any Money

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In news that should surprise absolutely no one, embattled Los Angeles Dodgers owner Frank McCourt is possibly being grossly over-billed by his bankruptcy attorneys.

#TRAILERS

Chris Evans is a Shirtless Lawyer

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After the jump, I've got the trailer for Puncture, in which Chris Evans plays a drug-addicted lawyer fighting a massive healthcare conspiracy in an indie drama he signed on for before Captain Amurka.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

Dwight Howard Has Been Dragged Into The Casey Anthony Case

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Jeff Ashton is quickly making a name for himself in the legal world as the Assistant State Attorney prosecuting the Casey Anthony case in Orlando, Florida, which I refuse to call the “Trial of the Century” because I still have faith that a former professional athlete can eventually top this.

TOM CRUISE

A TV Series About Grisham’s ‘The Firm’?

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A mere two decades after John Grisham's The Firm became an international bestseller and a hit movie starring Tom Cruise, NBC is negotiating a deal to bring the story to serialized television.

RETAIL

Are Oil Prices Killing The Recovery?

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For the ninth consecutive month, consumers be shopping.

#TIGER WOODS

Tiger Woods Has A Mattress Ad

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The McCann Ad Agency in Mumbai recently released the above ad for Shivam handloom deep sleep mattresses, which shows a sleeping Tiger Woods dreaming of a bevy of provocatively dressed white women.

#GOOGLE

Hey Taco Bell, Where’s The Beef?

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An Alabama law firm is suing Taco Bell over accusations that the pseudo-Mexican fast food chain is not living up to government standards with its meat.

underwear

What Has Your Panties In A Bunch?

The Swiss Bank UBS raised an eyebrow or a million last month after it was revealed that the company was forcing its employees to adhere to a 43-page employee handbook that detailed everything about how they dress, from their glasses to their asses.

#COMMERCIALS

Slow Down, Cowgirl!

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Oh man, I love this commercial.

WALMART

Has Walmart Turned Its Back On You?

For many years now, Walmart has been a one-stop for everything you could possibly need from a retailer.

UNICORNS

The National Pork Board Will Have None of Your Unicorn Shenanigans

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The National Pork Board, who were clever enough to cybersquat on pork.org and await the lucrative porn site buyout, have found something to keep them occupied in the meantime: sending out ridiculous cease and desist letters.

MICKEY SHERMAN

I OBJECT

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    What me, emote.


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