Posts Tagged: LENNY DYKSTRA

boxing

Dykstra Vs. Canseco: Now More Like Pacquiao/Mayweather Than Ever

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Last week we shared with you the news that turd-mouthed ex-ballplayer<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/11/at-least-he-wont-need-a-mouthguard"> Lenny Dykstra would be taking the place of White House party crasher Tareq Salahi in an upcoming Celebrity Boxing match with Jose Canseco</a>.

Baseball

At Least He Won’t Need A Mouthguard

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If you've ever wanted to see two desperate-for-fame baseball players from the 1980s sadly destroying each other while an Octomom and possibly an also-ran Kardashian cheer them on, this is the story for you -- <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/lenny-dykstra">embattled former slugger and mouth-haver Lenny Dykstra</a> has been named a replacement opponent for Jose Canseco's upcoming Foxy Celebrity Boxing match.

Baseball

Do Not Go To Craigslist Los Angeles

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Additional advice: If Lenny Dykstra contacts you on <a href="http://losangeles.craigslist.org/">Craiglist Los Angeles</a> and wants you to come over to his house and be his "personal assistant", don't do it, it's a trap.

Baseball

Nails Asking Forgiveness For Being Hammered

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Who knew that a guy who committed bankruptcy fraud, got arrested for 23 drug-related felonies and spent 12 years playing pro baseball with a fist-sized sh*t-clod in his mouth would have so many problems.

AS SEEN ON TV

Lenny Dykstra Is Doing Worse Than Charlie Sheen

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View more videos at: <a href="http://www.nbcnewyork.com/?__source=embedCode">http://www.nbcnewyork.com</a>.

MLB

IT’S OFFICIAL: LENNY DYKSTRA IS BROKE

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Lenny Dykstra filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection earlier this week.

LENNY DYKSTRA

HEY, DYKSTRA MIGHT BE BROKE AFTER ALL

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Last month, we did a post on the GQ report that Lenny Dykstra <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/03/breaking-lenny-dykstra-not-very-nice">couldn't manage his way out of a paper bag</a>.

MLB

REPORT: LENNY DYKSTRA SUCKS AT BUSINESS

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Ca$h Cow knows that everybody has a price.

DOUCHEBAGS

LENNY DYKSTRA SETTLES CASE, EATS TWIZZLERS

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Former Mets and Phillies outfielder/<a href="http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/sports/baseball/Lenny-Dykstra---Staying-Classy-After-All-These-Years-.html" target="_blank">tobacco enthusiast</a> Lenny Dykstra settled a lawsuit with an accounting firm over an unpaid bill of nearly $139,000 yesterday, and as he left court, he awesomely crashed into the metaphorical outfield wall of good taste.


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