retards

THE WORST NEIGHBORHOOD IN AMERICA

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I would rather send my children to a Siberian orphanage run by pedophilic wolves than raise them in this cul-de-sac.

LSU TIGERS

THE BCS IS REALLY AWESOME

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For reasons that I'll never fully understand, some people still really love college football.

THE BIG TEN STILL SUCKS

OHIO ST. TO LOSE BCS TITLE GAME AGAIN

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Because of Missouri's loss to Oklahoma, West Virginia's inexplicable defeat to the crutches of Wannstedt, and LSU's win over Tennessee, it appears that Ohio St.

retards

OSU: LOOK, MICHIGAN FANS SUCK, TOO!

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Ohio State fans' retardery is well-documented on this website, but in the interest of being fair and balanced, I'm obligated to also show moronic Michigan fans.

MICHIGAN WOLVERINES

OHIO STATE FANS ARE CLEVER

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I guess this weekend is the Michigan-Ohio State game.

LERYN FRANCO

O-H! …HELLO? ANYONE?

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As noted earlier, the top-ranked, undefeated Ohio State Buckeyes were defeated at home this weekend by unranked Illinois.

TUPAC WILL ALWAYS BE MISSED

AP TO LSU: “NOW YOU GOT THE JUICE.”

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The Bayou Bengals of Louisiana State are your new #1 college football team, as the AP have ranked them the supreme squad in the nation.

NCAA FOOTBALL

IOWA AND MINNESOTA PLAY FOR PIG

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I know you're probably already transfixed on the pictocube watching the majesty that is Big Ten football, but the Iowa Hawkeyes and Minnesota Golden Gophers are battling right now to see who will take home Floyd of Rosedale.

PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS

PENN STATE FANS ARE FUNNY. KINDA.

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Keg-pressing superdrunk Ryan sent in this photo of a Penn State fan's feelings at Saturday night's steamrolling at the hands of Ohio State.

PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS

OHIO STATE-PENN STATE COULD GET SH*TTY

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With Saturday night's Ohio State-Penn State matchup quickly approaching, some folks are worried about the inadequate numbers of portable toilets available to the 100,000 or so genteel folk of western Pennsylvania and Ohio that will converge on Beaver Stadium for tailgate festivities.

RUTGERS SCARLET KNIGHTS

NO ONE IS GOING UNDEFEATED

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My condolences this morning to the #2-ranked South Florida Bulls, who faltered against Rutgers last night, falling 30-27 in New Jersey.

#NBA

MIKE CONLEY IS GOOD AT DRIBBLING

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Grizzlies rookie Mike Conley Jr (who I guess is now going by Michael Conley.

LERYN FRANCO

MY BAD: OHIO STATE IS TOTALLY COOL

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A couple posts ago I called Ohio State fans -- and I quote -- "the most insufferable people in the entire world of sports," which ended up ruffling some feathers in the vicinity of Columbus.

POLICE BLOTTER

BUCKEYE BACKUP BUSTED

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A hearty Semper Fidelis goes to trusty reader Alex, who gives us this bit of hooker news from Ohio State: the Buckeyes' third-string quarterback went looking for some companionship on Monday night.

LERYN FRANCO

OHIO STATE'S STILL GOT IT, BABY

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Ohio State fans must still be on a high from Appalachian State's upset of Michigan this weekend.

LERYN FRANCO

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS ALMOST HERE

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This diorama dug up by M Go Blog doesn't have the expansive detail of the famed Ohio State mural, but it's a nice way to stop for a moment and remember that -- thank God -- college football starts back up this weekend, reigniting our season-long love for laughing at its curious breed of stereotype-embracing, insanely loyal fans.

POLICE BLOTTER

EX-BUCKEYE CAPTAIN LIKES TEENAGE GIRLS

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Jason Simmons, a former Ohio State defensive end and team captain who played in NFL Europe, was arrested for having sex with a 14-year-old girl.

LERYN FRANCO

OHIO STATE FANS ARE TASTEFULLY SUBTLE

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The mural has long been one of my favorite art forms.


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