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THE WORST NEIGHBORHOOD IN AMERICA

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I would rather send my children to a Siberian orphanage run by pedophilic wolves than raise them in this cul-de-sac.

LSU TIGERS

THE BCS IS REALLY AWESOME

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For reasons that I'll never fully understand, some people still really love college football.

THE BIG TEN STILL SUCKS

OHIO ST. TO LOSE BCS TITLE GAME AGAIN

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Because of <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/recap?gid=200712010022" title="Yahoo" target="_blank">Missouri's loss to Oklahoma</a>, West Virginia's<a href="http://cbs.sportsline.com/collegefootball/gamecenter/recap/NCAAF_20071201_PITT@WV" title="CBS" target="_blank"> inexplicable defeat</a> to the crutches of Wannstedt, and <a href="http://cbs.sportsline.com/collegefootball/gamecenter/recap/NCAAF_20071201_TN@LSU" title="CBS" target="_blank">LSU's win over Tennessee</a>, it appears that Ohio St.

retards

OSU: LOOK, MICHIGAN FANS SUCK, TOO!

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Ohio State fans' retardery is well-documented on this website, but in the interest of being fair and balanced, I'm obligated to also show moronic Michigan fans.

MICHIGAN WOLVERINES

OHIO STATE FANS ARE CLEVER

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I guess this weekend is the Michigan-Ohio State game.

LERYN FRANCO

O-H! …HELLO? ANYONE?

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As <a href="../post.phtml?pk=4330">noted earlier</a>, the top-ranked, undefeated Ohio State Buckeyes were defeated at home this weekend by unranked Illinois.

TUPAC WILL ALWAYS BE MISSED

AP TO LSU: “NOW YOU GOT THE JUICE.”

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The Bayou Bengals of <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/7408216" title="FOX Sports" target="_blank">Louisiana State are your new #1 college football team</a>, as the AP have ranked them the supreme squad in the nation.

NCAA FOOTBALL

IOWA AND MINNESOTA PLAY FOR PIG

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I know you're probably already transfixed on the pictocube watching the majesty that is Big Ten football, but the <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/ncf/boxscore?gameId=273142294&confId=5" title="ESPN" target="_blank">Iowa Hawkeyes and Minnesota Golden Gophers are battling right now</a> to see who will take home Floyd of Rosedale.

PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS

PENN STATE FANS ARE FUNNY. KINDA.

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Keg-pressing superdrunk Ryan sent in this photo of a Penn State fan's feelings at Saturday night's steamrolling at the hands of Ohio State.

PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS

OHIO STATE-PENN STATE COULD GET SH*TTY

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With Saturday night's Ohio State-Penn State matchup quickly approaching, some folks are worried about the <a href="http://www.centredailytimes.com/news/local/story/237430.html" target="_blank">inadequate numbers of portable toilets</a> available to the 100,000 or so genteel folk of western Pennsylvania and Ohio that will converge on Beaver Stadium for tailgate festivities.

RUTGERS SCARLET KNIGHTS

NO ONE IS GOING UNDEFEATED

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My condolences this morning to the #2-ranked South Florida Bulls, who faltered against Rutgers last night, <a href="http://sports.aol.com/ncaafb/story/_a/rutgers-sacks-bulls-title-hopes/20071016084309990001" target="_blank">falling 30-27 in New Jersey</a>.

NBA

MIKE CONLEY IS GOOD AT DRIBBLING

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Grizzlies rookie Mike Conley Jr (who I guess is now going by Michael Conley.

LERYN FRANCO

MY BAD: OHIO STATE IS TOTALLY COOL

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A couple posts ago I called Ohio State fans -- and I quote -- "<a href="../post.phtml?pk=3950">the most insufferable people in the entire world of sports</a>," which ended up ruffling some feathers in the vicinity of Columbus.

POLICE BLOTTER

BUCKEYE BACKUP BUSTED

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A hearty Semper Fidelis goes to trusty reader Alex, who gives us this bit of <a href="http://www.nbc4i.com/midwest/cmh/news.apx.-content-articles-CMH-2007-09-25-0004.html" target="_blank">hooker news from Ohio State</a>: the Buckeyes' third-string quarterback went looking for some companionship on Monday night.

LERYN FRANCO

OHIO STATE'S STILL GOT IT, BABY

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Ohio State fans must still be on a high from Appalachian State's <a href="http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=3770">upset of Michigan</a> this weekend.

LERYN FRANCO

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS ALMOST HERE

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This diorama dug up by <a href="http://mgoblog.blogspot.com/2007/08/ohio-state-that-rug-really-tied-room.html" target="_blank">M Go Blog</a> doesn't have the expansive detail of the famed <a href="../post.phtml?pk=3391">Ohio State mural</a>, but it's a nice way to stop for a moment and remember that -- thank God -- college football starts back up this weekend, reigniting our season-long love for laughing at its curious breed of stereotype-embracing, insanely loyal fans.

POLICE BLOTTER

EX-BUCKEYE CAPTAIN LIKES TEENAGE GIRLS

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Jason Simmons, a former Ohio State defensive end and team captain who played in NFL Europe, <a href="http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070718/NEWS01/70718004" target="_blank">was arrested for having sex with a 14-year-old girl</a>.

LERYN FRANCO

OHIO STATE FANS ARE TASTEFULLY SUBTLE

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The mural has long been one of my favorite art forms.


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