Twin Sisters Get Surgery To Look Even More Alike And It Gets Truly Insane From There

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Twin Australian sisters get surgeries to look even more alike, and they share everything. EVERYTHING!


A Restaurant In Nigeria Offering Roasted Human Heads On The Menu Has Been Shut Down By Police, Obviously

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A restaurant in Nigeria was closed by police because it served HUMAN HEADS. Check, please.


Paula Deen Is Making A Comeback In The Least Surprising Story Of The Day

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Paula Deen is coming back because repercussions only last until you forget about it, y'all


Texas: Man Dressed Like A Banana Arrested With AK-47 And 50-Round Clip

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A Local Texas man was arrested for carrying an AK-47 in public. He was also dressed like a Banana.


Stop What You’re Doing And Watch Helen Mirren Twerk In This Hilariously Unbelievable Video

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Until now, only amateurs have twerked, but now, Helen Mirren comes to put everyone to shame with how she twerks. (Hint: Very well)


That Guy Kanye West Punched Is Getting What He Deserves

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The guy Kanye West punched in the face for being racist will take home a big pay day. Beverly Hills, you guys. Beverly Hills.


Kanye West Allegedly Punched A Guy At The Chiropractor’s Office In The Least Believable Story Of 2014

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Kanye West is being investigated by the LAPD for allegedly punching the most racist and homophobic 18-year old guy on the planet.


Derpy Louisiana Congressman John Fleming Thinks The Onion Publishes Real News

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As anyone who pays attention can attest, the current crop of elected officials in Congress ranks among the more doltish of all-time, which is saying a lot, as this nation has sent some real retards to Washington over the years.


People Still Think The Onion Is Real News

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last week when The Onion's very obviously satirical post, <a href=",20476/?mobile=false">"Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex"</a>, sparked outrage on Facebook from morons who thought it was real.

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