FAST FOOD HORROR

KFC Suspends Worker For Facebooking About Lacing Food With Pubes

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When you head the KFC, make sure you be nice and not force the worker to put pubes in your chicken.

KIDS ARE STUPID

Now Kids Are Putting Burt’s Bees On Their Eyelids To Get High Or Something

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Let's take a look at a future leader of America BEEZ out with some Burt's Bees on his eyelids.

AUSTRALIA

Twin Sisters Get Surgery To Look Even More Alike And It Gets Truly Insane From There

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Twin Australian sisters get surgeries to look even more alike, and they share everything. EVERYTHING!

CANNIBALISM

A Restaurant In Nigeria Offering Roasted Human Heads On The Menu Has Been Shut Down By Police, Obviously

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A restaurant in Nigeria was closed by police because it served HUMAN HEADS. Check, please.

BACON

Paula Deen Is Making A Comeback In The Least Surprising Story Of The Day

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Paula Deen is coming back because repercussions only last until you forget about it, y'all

guns

Texas: Man Dressed Like A Banana Arrested With AK-47 And 50-Round Clip

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A Local Texas man was arrested for carrying an AK-47 in public. He was also dressed like a Banana.

LITERALLY UNBELIEVABLE

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch Helen Mirren Twerk In This Hilariously Unbelievable Video

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Until now, only amateurs have twerked, but now, Helen Mirren comes to put everyone to shame with how she twerks. (Hint: Very well)

BEVERLY HILLS

That Guy Kanye West Punched Is Getting What He Deserves

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The guy Kanye West punched in the face for being racist will take home a big pay day. Beverly Hills, you guys. Beverly Hills.

BEVERLY HILLS

Kanye West Allegedly Punched A Guy At The Chiropractor’s Office In The Least Believable Story Of 2014

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Kanye West is being investigated by the LAPD for allegedly punching the most racist and homophobic 18-year old guy on the planet.

abortion

Derpy Louisiana Congressman John Fleming Thinks The Onion Publishes Real News

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As anyone who pays attention can attest, the current crop of elected officials in Congress ranks among the more doltish of all-time, which is saying a lot, as this nation has sent some real retards to Washington over the years.

#Facebook

People Still Think The Onion Is Real News

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last week when The Onion's very obviously satirical post, <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/planned-parenthood-opens-8-billion-abortionplex,20476/?mobile=false">"Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex"</a>, sparked outrage on Facebook from morons who thought it was real.


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