#Halloween

This picture of Patrick Stewart dressed as a lobster in a bathtub will make your day

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Unless you have a terminal illness, this picture of Patrick Stewart wearing a lobster costume in a bathtub will probably make your day. Excuse me, SIR Patrick Stewart.

LOBSTER DOG

Florida Friday: Hazmat team called after naked man spills formaldehyde he was dunking his weed in

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As I've said many times, it's not a Florida party until the Haz Mat team shows up, and it sounds like a Florida man was partying pret-tay hard recently when he crashed his car and spilled his formaldehyde.

NOT OKAY

Morning Links with Genocide Chic & Offensive Lobster Dog

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Oh, Smokahontas, you had me at "Happy Trail of Tears.

#Halloween

Lobster Dog Has A New Nemesis (and Links)

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The Greatest Child Halloween Costumes That Will Ever Show Up At Your Door |<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/slideshow/2011/10/smell-their-feet-the-greatest-child-halloween-costumes-that-will-ever-show-up-at-your-door/" target="blank">UPROXX</a>| Frotcast 71: Spielberg, Voice Mails, Rum Diary, More Seagal or Porn Star |<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/10/frotcast-71-spielberg-voice-mails-rum-diary-more-seagal-or-porn-star" target="blank">Film Drunk</a>| “When Rappers Get Day Jobs”: J-Zone Explains What Happens After Rap |<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/10/when-rappers-get-day-jobs-j-zone-explains-what-happens-after-rap" target="blank">Smoking Section</a>| The 10 Best Vicious Football Hits You’ll See This Week: Kids Edition.

#MEMES

This Video Is Internet.

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VIDEO ABOVE: This video made by MAD aired on the Cartoon Network.

#PORNO

Game On: HIV Test That Shut Down Porn Industry Was False Positive

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Jizz-covered sluts everywhere choked out a gag of relief this weekend as the as-yet-unidentified porn performer whose <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/08/hiv-case-shuts-down-porn-industry" target="_blank">positive HIV</a> test caused voluntary shutdowns on porn shoots across Southern California last week took a follow-up test which came back negative, according to reports.

SWEET DELICIOUS IRONY

Who Could Ever Foresee See These Links?

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What’s Going On In The World of Kitties.

#MEMES

Meme Watch: Dog Fort

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Seen above is the first Dog Fort comic, made (or posted) by Scottacus in Fort comic also employed the use of a dog you should already be familiar with if you've been on Uproxx before: Lobster Dog.

LOBSTER DOG

These Links Accept Their Destiny

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The 10 Most Stylish Dictators [<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/feature/2011/01/the-10-most-stylish-dictators">Uproxx</a>] Is Verizon Really Debuting an iPhone Today.

SALSA DOG

Morning Links With Salsa Dog & Dog Fort

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Salsa Dog isn't as good as <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/09/dancing-merengue-dog-thirsty-keanu" target="_blank">Meringue Dog</a> but let's be honest, he's still a dog doing salsa.

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The Origin of Lobster Dog (and Links)

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Hungover At Work: A Guide To Pulling It Together On The Job [<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/feature/2010/11/hungover-at-work-a-guide-to-pulling-it-together-on-the-job">Uproxx</a>] Which Celebrity Do You Smell Like.

LOBSTER DOG

Lobster Dog to Dog Fort. Come in Dog Fort (and Links)

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PICTURE: <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/e1waa/come_in_dog_fort_over/">This</a> is the greatest Reddit thread ever ever ever this week.

UPSIDE DOWN ELLEN PAGE

Who you kiddin, Sex and the City poster guy?

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Haha, just kidding, this isn't the real <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/SEx-and-the-city2-PosterFUll.jpg" target="_blank">Sex and the City 2</a><a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/SEx-and-the-city2-PosterFUll.jpg" target="_blank"> poster</a>.

LOBSTER DOG

DJ AM is in Iron Man 2. He’s still dead though ;-(

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According to the <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/herocomplex/2010/04/iron-man-2-features-a-cameo-by-dj-am-and-a-dedication-to-the-late-star.html" target="_blank">LA Times</a>, the late DJ AM, who died in August, will have a cameo in Iron Man 2, a scene in which he plays himself DJing a party at Tony Stark's house.

#arrested development

David Cross says Arrested Development movie not happening

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The only people who love Arrested Development more than twenty and thirty-something college types are webmasters, who've been milking the non-news of a possible Arrested Development movie for traffic for going on three years now.

TITANIC

JAMES CAMERON SAYS CLASH OF THE TITANS SUCKS

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Okay, okay, so he didn't use those exact words, but it was pretty close.


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