This picture of Patrick Stewart dressed as a lobster in a bathtub will make your day

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Unless you have a terminal illness, this picture of Patrick Stewart wearing a lobster costume in a bathtub will probably make your day. Excuse me, SIR Patrick Stewart.


Florida Friday: Hazmat team called after naked man spills formaldehyde he was dunking his weed in

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As I've said many times, it's not a Florida party until the Haz Mat team shows up, and it sounds like a Florida man was partying pret-tay hard recently when he crashed his car and spilled his formaldehyde.


Morning Links with Genocide Chic & Offensive Lobster Dog

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Oh, Smokahontas, you had me at "Happy Trail of Tears.


Lobster Dog Has A New Nemesis (and Links)


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This Video Is Internet.


VIDEO ABOVE: This video made by MAD aired on the Cartoon Network.


Game On: HIV Test That Shut Down Porn Industry Was False Positive

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Jizz-covered sluts everywhere choked out a gag of relief this weekend as the as-yet-unidentified porn performer whose positive HIV test caused voluntary shutdowns on porn shoots across Southern California last week took a follow-up test which came back negative, according to reports.


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What’s Going On In The World of Kitties.


Meme Watch: Dog Fort

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Seen above is the first Dog Fort comic, made (or posted) by Scottacus in Fort comic also employed the use of a dog you should already be familiar with if you've been on Uproxx before: Lobster Dog.


These Links Accept Their Destiny

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The 10 Most Stylish Dictators [Uproxx] Is Verizon Really Debuting an iPhone Today.


Morning Links With Salsa Dog & Dog Fort

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Salsa Dog isn't as good as Meringue Dog but let's be honest, he's still a dog doing salsa.

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The Origin of Lobster Dog (and Links)


Hungover At Work: A Guide To Pulling It Together On The Job [Uproxx] Which Celebrity Do You Smell Like.


Lobster Dog to Dog Fort. Come in Dog Fort (and Links)

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PICTURE: This is the greatest Reddit thread ever ever ever this week.


DJ AM is in Iron Man 2. He’s still dead though ;-(

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According to the LA Times, the late DJ AM, who died in August, will have a cameo in Iron Man 2, a scene in which he plays himself DJing a party at Tony Stark's house.

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David Cross says Arrested Development movie not happening

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The only people who love Arrested Development more than twenty and thirty-something college types are webmasters, who've been milking the non-news of a possible Arrested Development movie for traffic for going on three years now.



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Okay, okay, so he didn't use those exact words, but it was pretty close.

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