UNEXPECTED TAPOUTS

And Now The One Second Tapout, The Fastest Loss In MMA History

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Want to see somebody who is great at MMA? Here's a guy tapping out to nothing one second into a fight.

PETITIONS

Alabama Fans Are Demanding An Overtime Re-Do For The Iron Bowl (Still) (Seriously)

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Alabama fans are not taking their Iron Bowl loss lying down. They've started a petition to redo the overtime they never got.

STRIPPERS

How Bad Is It For The Giants? Our Favorite New York Gentlemen's Club Won't Show Their Games

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Declaring that customers are becoming depressed, Rick's Cabaret in New York City won't show Giants games until they start winning.

USAIN BOLT

Usain Bolt Lost A Race, Get His E! Show Ready

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Remind me again - what happens when the world’s fastest man loses a race.

THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR JELL O

Everyone In San Francisco Gets Free Pudding Because The 49ers Lost The Super Bowl

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There was plenty for San Francisco 49ers fans to be bummed about in Super Bowl 47, from Colin Kaepernick throwing the first interception in the team’s glorious Super Bowl history to the team losing its first Super Bowl in six appearances to the questionable no-call on the possible holding on their 4th down play to the Ravens seemingly being offside on the 49ers’ 2-point conversion attempt that would have tied the game to not having Huey Lewis and the News involved at all.

#Twitter

Donald Trump Has Had A Change Of Heart About Deadspin

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Donald Trump tried to hop on Deadspin's bandwagon, but the site wanted no part of it. Now he's pissed.

SAD PEOPLE

Is The Manti Te’o Hoax Really The Worst Fake Internet Girlfriend Story Of All-Time?

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I thought we all had <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/01/oh-you-knew-that-the-internet-was-going-to-have-fun-with-manti-teo">a pretty great conversation about the Manti Te’o story yesterday</a> – except the one or two commenters who sassed me – so I wanted to bring up two fun little updates to the story because they jumped out of my monitors this morning and smacked me in the balls.

#Twitter

Chad Ochocinco > Dr. Phil

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If the NFL counted Tweets as receiving yards, then Chad Ochocinco would have been the greatest single season receiver in New England Patriots history last year.

whoops

Excuse Me, Coming Through

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I was going to write a post boasting about how the Florida Gators have lost three games in a row for the first time since 1988 and how only scoring 7 points against Mississippi State is such a UCF thing to do*, but then I was lambasted by some of my Gators friends via email and Facebook and I decided that I will let the lizards stew in their own sucky juices for a few more weeks until they inevitably wind up playing UCF in the Liberty Bowl in Memphis and pay me back for my dickish ways.


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