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Rex’s favorite stocking stuffers…

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Here's hoping your holidays are special, however you choose to celebrate them.

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Big Ben is looking forward to the Number Six Dance…

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What's even better than another hi-larious video from LSUFreek.

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North Jersey vs. South Jersey. WHO YA GOT?

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Jerseykkake Call it East Coast Bias, call it a predilection to avoid games that don't matter, but it's probably best for us to live blog a game with actual playoff implications rather than Monday night's affair where THIS GUY gets to clinch the NFC West crown over THAT GUY.

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HOO-RAY For You, Tony Romo!

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I can't thank LSUFreek enough for this, his latest work of sorcery.

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You Know, He Does Have Some Angel Cabrera Blood In Him

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Special KSK photoshop correspondent LSUfreek has pointed out to us a recent ESPN report that Tony Romo will be playing at the Dallas National Golf Club on May 11, where he will no doubt lead the field in smiles.

We serve the same master and he's a lunatic and he's ungrateful

“You tried to kill me, you son of a bitch… so welcome to the revolution.”

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You know, when I heard yesterday that Bucs linebacker Geno Hayes was STABBED IN THE HEAD by his girlfriend, I of course instantly thought of the greatest headstabbing scene in the history of cinema.

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Hey Bawlmer, Did You Die in a Fire Yet? No? WELL THEN DIE IN A BIGGER, HOTTER ELECTRICAL FIRE!

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Earlier this season, I enumerated just a small litany of ways in which Baltimore would barely qualify as a third-rate bombed-out township in the Gaza Strip.

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“That’s good, but I asked you to draw Godzilla.”

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Far be it from me to mock anyone’s irrational beliefs, I have plenty of my own.

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COWPIE!

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Well, I know what I'll be watching on a constant loop for the next six decades.

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How the Marmalard Stole the AFC West

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[Cutlerfuckerville] Fah who for-aze.

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Cheddar Plax Demonstrates Handgun Safety 101

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Look, if you had one shot -- one opportunity -- to take an illegal handgun into a night club, then shoot yourself in the leg to jeopardize your multi-million-dollar contract, then spend 90 minutes trying to find a hospital that will treat your wound discreetly, then give that hospital a fake name and say the incident happened at an Applebee's.

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KTFO: Sage Rosenfails is your helicopter

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In case you need tangible confirmation that we live in a nation composed largely of brain-dead morons, take a look at this week's number one movie.

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The Tom Brady Schadenfreudekkake Continues

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Because we never get enough of that good, good homespun hate, here's a nice reimaging of a Tom Brady Stetson commercial, courtesy the inimitable LSUfreek, with a few key changes.

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LSUfreek presents: Manning family ring comparison

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About once a month, usually after payday, LSUfreek gets tired of being smacked around by a drunken Orson Swindle and runs away for a few days-- crashing wherever he can find a spare bed.

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YOUR HEAD ‘ASPLODING? WHAT? HUH? WHAT?

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In an interview with San Diego Union-Tribune, besides giving the photographer the laserface, Philip Rivers claims that his recuperation from his ACL injury is going swimmingly.

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Belichick Breaches White House Security

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You knew Bill Belichick wouldn't rest until he wrapped his hands around that curvaceous, sex-starved, beauty.


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