get it In the spiritual successor to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/10/soccer-penalty-kick-hits-the-post-then-hits-the-post" target="_blank">a soccer ball ricocheting into a goalie's crotch</a>, Borussia Dortmund’s defender Lukasz Piszczek slides to stop a goal and slides testes-first into the goal post.