Danny Trejo, Hollywood’s Meanest Bad Ass, Is The Internet’s Kindest, Gentlest Soul

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Danny Trejo may play a bad ass Mexican villain in most television and movie roles, but in real life, he's the sweetest guy on Twitter.


Danny Trejo, The NHL’s Biggest Bad Ass

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Action star Danny Trejo showed up to the Philadelphia Flyers game last night and of course he looked like a bad ass.


Man with Machete Fights Man with Chain in front of flaming tow truck

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This site isn't always about movie stuff that sounds like news, sometimes it's also about news stuff that sounds like movies.


Robert Rodriguez Is Full Of Secrets

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Last night at Comic Con, where Vince was last seen challenging the cast of Glee to a jazz-hands-off, Robert Rodriguez and his new Castro hat dropped a major news bomb on his fans.


Frotcast 13: Machete, Fake Buscemi

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This week on the Frotcast, we discuss our utter bewilderment with the top 20 shows on basic cable and related questions.


Headline of the day

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(*rides by turbo-charged Segway, scarf trailing in the breeze*)  ooooooOHHHHHHHHHHHH SNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPpppppppppppppp.


Machete is an anti-white hateporn snuff film, according to some dude

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If you half paid attention to one of the Machete trailers and never saw the movie, you too would know that Robert Rodriguez' film is an anti-white hateporn snuff film promoting genocide against the white race.


Really, America? Takers over Machete?

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Look, I know I said Machete wasn't nearly as good as I was hoping it would be, but let's make one thing clear: I'd see Machete six times before I saw Takers or The American.


Lindsay Lohan “is literally falling apart” & weekend preview

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Don't worry, I'm still doing a normal Weekend Preview post.


Review: Machete? More like Meh-chete.

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(Danny Trejo goes swimming with your mom) In my heart I'm aware of the universal truth that every time you criticize Danny Trejo, an angel gets shanked in prison, but I can't help it.

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Lindsay Lohan not pretending her gun is a penis anymore

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Here's the latest picture of Lindsay Lohan from Robert Rodriguez' Machete, as nun with gun April Benz, holding an uzi with what I guess is a giant silencer.


Danny Trejo is yudge, yury, y Mexicutioner

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More Machete Videos This morning I woke up with tequila breath, my girlfriend knocked up, and a tattoo of a topless mariachi girl on my chest and I wondered why, and it turns out there's a new Machete trailer out.


“Hey Arizona, Don’t F#@k With This Mexican”

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We recently posted the Phoenix Sun's stance on Arizona's SB 1070 immigration bill, but I think the ironic tale of a pissed off day laborer with some skills handling sharp things might be a little more vivid in spreading awareness.


Amazingly true: Rutger Hauer to star in ‘Hobo with a Shotgun’

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Since most of Hollywood's ideas seem more like fake movies within real movies lately anyway, it figures that they'd make full-length movies out of the fake Grindhouse trailers.



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HollywoodLife reports that Lindsay Lohan will go topless for her role in Robert Rodriguez' Machete opposite Danny Trejo, who probably almost stabbed me at Sundance.

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