#BREAKING BAD

Danny Trejo, Hollywood’s Meanest Bad Ass, Is The Internet’s Kindest, Gentlest Soul

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Danny Trejo may play a bad ass Mexican villain in most television and movie roles, but in real life, he's the sweetest guy on Twitter.

PHILADELPHIA FLYERS

Danny Trejo, The NHL’s Biggest Bad Ass

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Action star Danny Trejo showed up to the Philadelphia Flyers game last night and of course he looked like a bad ass.

Machete

Man with Machete Fights Man with Chain in front of flaming tow truck

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This site isn't always about movie stuff that sounds like news, sometimes it's also about news stuff that sounds like movies.

SPY KIDS 4

Robert Rodriguez Is Full Of Secrets

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Last night at Comic Con, where Vince was last seen challenging the cast of Glee to a jazz-hands-off, Robert Rodriguez and his new Castro hat dropped a major news bomb on his fans.

#FROTCAST

Frotcast 13: Machete, Fake Buscemi

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This week on the Frotcast, we discuss our utter bewilderment with the <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/trade_news/the-20-highest-rated-cable-shows-of-the-summer-even-on-cable-the-great-shows-barely-rate-with-audiences.php" target="_blank">top 20 shows</a> on basic cable and related questions.

Machete

Headline of the day

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(*rides by turbo-charged Segway, scarf trailing in the breeze*)  ooooooOHHHHHHHHHHHH SNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPpppppppppppppp.

PROTESTS

Machete is an anti-white hateporn snuff film, according to some dude

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If you half paid attention to <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/05/mira-ees-the-machete-trailer-pendejo">one</a> of the Machete trailers and never saw the movie, you too would know that Robert Rodriguez' film is an anti-white hateporn snuff film promoting genocide against the white race.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

Really, America? Takers over Machete?

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Look, I know <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/09/review-machete-more-like-meh-chete" target="_blank">I said</a> Machete wasn't nearly as good as I was hoping it would be, but let's make one thing clear: I'd see Machete six times before I saw <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/takers-has-paul-walker-looks-semi-movie-ish" target="_blank">Takers</a> or <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/05/i-spit-on-these-trailers" target="_blank">The American</a>.

#BEYONCE

9.4 The Cooler

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/09/review-machete-more-like-meh-chete"> Raquel Reign Reebok Not Endorsing NFL’s Newest Porn Star <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/09/reebok-not-endorsing-nfls-newest-porn-star">[With Leather]</a> Kim Kardashian Assumes The Position <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=42270&folder=1526">[Hollywood Tuna]</a> 'Machete'.

WEEKEND PREVIEW

Lindsay Lohan “is literally falling apart” & weekend preview

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Don't worry, I'm still doing a normal Weekend Preview post.

#reviews

Review: Machete? More like Meh-chete.

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/machete-pool-scene-naked.jpg"></a>(Danny Trejo goes swimming with your mom) In my heart I'm aware of the universal truth that every time you criticize Danny Trejo, an angel gets shanked in prison, but I can't help it.

TITS

Your guts are Danny Trejo’s rope, puto

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/07/machete-red-band-comic-con-trailer#more-31634"> MINI SITE NEWS UPDATE: Hey, kids, Daddy's back.  I know Burnsy and Cho-Cho have probably been letting you eat candy for dinner and draw dog poop murals on the living room wall, but now it's time for you to straighten the f*ck up and act right or else I'll redden that ass in front of the neighbors again. Don't think I won't.  Anyway, expect some news posts followed by a couple more Comic-Con posts at the end of the day, because uploading all those pictures takes forever.  Now back to your regularly scheduled postings. After the jump, Robert Rodriguez and his cute little Ché hat introduce <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/07/machete-red-band-comic-con-trailer#more-31634">a new trailer</a> for Machete, which he says is pretty "loco.

Robert Rodriguez

Lindsay Lohan not pretending her gun is a penis anymore

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Here's the latest picture of Lindsay Lohan from Robert Rodriguez' Machete, as nun with gun April Benz, holding an uzi with what I guess is a giant silencer.

#TRAILERS

Danny Trejo is yudge, yury, y Mexicutioner

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<a href='http://movies.ign.com/dor/objects/14343587/machete/videos/machete_trl_070810.html'>More Machete Videos</a> This morning I woke up with tequila breath, my girlfriend knocked up, and a tattoo of a topless mariachi girl on my chest and I wondered why, and it turns out there's a new Machete trailer out.

VIDEOS

“Hey Arizona, Don’t F#@k With This Mexican”

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<a href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/machete/1433543/main"> We recently posted <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/05/phoenix-suns-to-wear-los-suns-jerseys-to-oppose-az-immigration">the Phoenix Sun's stance</a> on <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/24/us/politics/24immig.html">Arizona's SB 1070</a> immigration bill, but I think the ironic tale of a pissed off day laborer with some skills handling sharp things might be a little more vivid in spreading awareness.

#TRAILERS

Mira, ees the Machete trailer, pendejo!

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/05/mira-ees-the-machete-trailer-pendejo#more-27940"> Danny Trejo has a Cinco de Mayo message for Arizona -- ju yust f*cked with the wrong Mexican, ése. So says <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/05/mira-ees-the-machete-trailer-pendejo#more-27940">the new trailer</a> for Robert Rodriguez' Machete.

RUTGER HAUER

Amazingly true: Rutger Hauer to star in ‘Hobo with a Shotgun’

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Since most of Hollywood's ideas seem more like fake movies within real movies lately anyway, it figures that they'd make full-length movies out of the fake Grindhouse trailers.

TITS

LINDSAY LOHAN & MOM TO PLAY TREJO'S TOPLESS HOS

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HollywoodLife reports that Lindsay Lohan will go topless for her role in Robert Rodriguez' Machete opposite Danny Trejo, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/01/sundance-update-2-my-inner-mexicant" target="_blank">who probably almost stabbed me</a> at Sundance.


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