Manchester United Pay Huge Amount To Not Sign A Defender From Real Madrid

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After several weeks of speculation, Angel di Maria is no longer a member of Real Madrid.


Manchester United Will Have A Wealthy, New Kit Manufacturer Next Year

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Nike loses its kit deal with United to its biggest rival.


The Inevitable Happened: Man United Fires Manager David Moyes

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Ferguson replacement was less than a year into the job.


Manchester United Signs Chelsea’s Juan Mata on Record $61 Million Transfer

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Manchester United, the reigning champions of the Barclays English Premier League, currently languish at seventh in the EPL table.


Watch Some Chelsea Fans Pretend To Know About Players Who Don’t Exist

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A Manchester United fan hit the street to ask Chelsea fans about new players that don't exist and of course they pretended to know about them.


Manchester United’s Patrice Evra Fell Into The Stands And Got His Butthole Groped

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Soccer player Patrice Evra got his butt pinched (scooped? Something.) by a female Tottenham supporter.


Here’s Why You Should Never Bet Your House On A Soccer Game, Stupid


A Ugandan soccer fan is now homeless following a bet on an Arsenal vs. Manchester United game. Also, he's got multiple wives. This is pretty weird, guys.


Manchester United, Now Featuring The Bad Guys From ‘Home Alone’

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Wayne Rooney and Marouane Fellaini of Manchester United look exactly like the bad guys from 'Home Alone,' says an astute Imgurer.


The EPL Transfer Window Has Closed, So Here Are The Window’s Three Biggest Moves

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The English Premier League transfer window has closed, and despite the will-he-won't-he-move back and forth that accompanies every transfer window, there were surprisingly only three major transfer windows of note.

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It Was Retirement Weekend During the EPL’s Final Round

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The final weekend of EPL play for the 2012-2013 season wasn't the hang-onto-your-seat cliffhanger like last season's final round.


David Beckham To Retire, Americans Set To Not Care About Soccer Anymore

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After twenty years of excellence, one of soccer's greats has decided to hang up his boots.


Manchester United Win 20th Title, But It Was Robin Van Persie’s Night

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When the final whistle blew today and the Old Trafford crowd erupted into celebratory madness.


That Commercial Where Shinji Kagawa Plays Soccer With a Talking Dog

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In Manchester United midfielder Shinji Kagawa's first season with the Red Devils, he's collected five goals and three assists in 17 appearances, including a nifty hat-trick against Norwich in February.


Blindfold Soccer Is The Best Soccer

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I always appreciate when things get added to soccer to make it more difficult -- random MMA rules, firecrackers, whatever -- but my new favorite unnecessary soccer accoutrement is BLINDFOLDS, because apparently telepathic soccer is a thing.

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Pep Guardiola To Coach Bayern Munich Next Season

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Former Barcelona manager Pep Guardiola has agreed to a three-year deal to coach German Bundesliga and UEFA Champions League runners-up, Bayern Munich, next season, according to the BBC.


And You Thought NFL Replacement Refs Sucked…

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Remember the hoopla surrounding the terrible calls from the replacement referees in the NFL.

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