Posts Tagged: MANCHESTER UNITED

AUTOS

HAVE $225K CAR, NO LICENSE, WILL TRAVEL

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I didn't know who Carlos Tevez was, even though he plays for arguably the most famous fútbol club in the world.

AUTOS

CRISTIANO RONALDO IS A GREAT DRIVER

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Manchester United star/prostitute aficionado Cristiano Ronaldo was driving from Manchester Airport when <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2109674.ece" target="_blank">he totaled his $300,000 Ferrari</a>.

CRISTIANO RONALDO

SOCCER PLAYERS SHARE HOOKERS, CAKE

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Manchester United/Portuguese teammates "Nani" Cunha and Cristiano Ronaldo famously shared women at <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=3777" target="_self">Ronaldo's five-hooker orgy</a>, which makes blowing out birthday candles together over a glass of white wine either more gay or less gay.

EPL

CRISTIANO RONALDO AND A HOOKER? NO!

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Manchester United striker Cristiano Ronaldo, the man who famously enjoyed a five-hooker orgy with teammates, will surely be shocked to learn that "Fernanda," one of the women he keeps on the side, is -- wait for it -- a hooker.

BLOGOSPHERE

ST. ANDREW’S NET: READ SOX

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Saint Andrew's Net is With Leather's daily link dump.

LA LAKERS

WRAP-UP FROM THE PAP UP

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Note: I don't know what that headline means, but it's got a gynecological term in there, so let's lead with the Spurs.

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

MAN U, CHELSEA PLAYING SOCCER TODAY

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The Champions League final is on ESPN, and everyone's pretty much going batshit over this one, as the upstart Chelsea take on the old power of Manchester United.

jay cutler

DIABETES, CANCER, AND DEATH

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It's a great day in sports for disease and death.

CRISTIANO RONALDO

BAM!

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As <a href="http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=5457">noted before</a>, Manchester United uber-striker and hooker aficionado Cristiano Ronaldo is dating a little-known aspiring model named Nereida Gallardo.

CRISTIANO RONALDO

RONALDO’S NEW G/F BAD AT WEARING SHIRTS

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Cristiano Ronaldo is 23 years old, the best player on arguably the best pro soccer team in the world, fabulously wealthy, better looking than you, and completely unapologetic about employing hookers whenever he damn well wants.

MANCHESTER UNITED

BRANDON MARSHALL IS COORDINATED-UPDATE

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Broncos wide receiver<a href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story;jsessionid=95273920CD8E97F70AFC8E9843DACB35?id=09000d5d8075dc82&template=with-video&confirm=true" target="_blank"> Brandon Marshall suffered an injury</a> to his arm in hilarious fashion this weekend when he slipped on a discarded McDonald's bag and put his arm through an entertainment while trying to brace himself against the fall.

EPL

SOCCER PRO ATTACKED BY BATHROOM STALL

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Manchester United midfielder Darren Fletcher was left bloody and unconscious when the <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/sport/football.html?in_article_id=530186&in_page_id=1779&ct=5" target="_blank">door of a bathroom stall fell</a> and hit him in the head after a game last week.

CRISTIANO RONALDO

RONALDO LOVES THEM HO’S. LITERALLY. AGAIN.

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I'm a little late to this story, but things have been so damn sexy around here that the "Soccer star hires more hookers yet again" had to take a back seat.

EPL

SHOCKING NEWS YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE

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When it absolutely has to be sexually assaulted overnight.

CHELSEA BLUES

UMMM…

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<a href="http://www.kickette.com/index.php?/site/men_in_tights_frank_lampard/" target="_blank">This photo</a> is of Chelsea's Frank Lampard (with fiancee Elen Rives) on the way to the team's Christmas party.

HOUSTON TEXANS

MARIO WILLIAMS TURNED OUT OKAY

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Last night the NFL Network aired yet another game I really would have preferred to have on one of 12 screens at a sports bar on Sunday.

DEVIN HESTER

MONDAY SUCK-OFF: YEAH, KICK IT TO HESTER

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There's plenty of buzz this morning about the Pats' <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/recap?game_id=29369&displayPage=tab_recap&season=2007&week=REG12" target="_blank">narrow escape from the Eagles</a> on Sunday Night Football, but you won't hear about it here -- the game was too well-played to get a featured spot in the weekly examination of Who Sucked the Most.

MANCHESTER UNITED

THE BRONCOS ARE GOOD?

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Last night the Titans controlled the ball for 35 and a half minutes and accrued almost twice as many first downs as the Broncos, yet the Broncos still <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=271119007" target="_blank">won decisively, 34-20</a>.

Literature

FOOTBALL + TERRORISM + SPIES = PULITZER!

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Broncos kicker Jason Elam and his pastor have teamed up <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Monday-Night-Jihad-Jason-Elam/dp/1414317301" target="_blank">to write Monday Night Jihad</a>.

MANCHESTER UNITED

WAYNE ROONEY 2 GANGSTA FA NICKELBACK

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Star Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has <a href="http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/gangsta%20rooney%20snubs%20rock%20video_1044927" target="_blank">turned down the opportunity</a> to appear alongside such luminaries as ZZ Top, Kid Rock, Nelly Furtado, and Gene Simmons in the video for "Rock Star" by Nickelback.


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