WAYNE ROONEY

How Screwed Is Manchester United?

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When Manchester United loses/drops points, I experience a draining feeling which sours the rest of my day (sucks that the games are in the morning here) — a feeling no doubt shared by any sports fan with an unhealthy attachment to a club/team.

VIDEOS

Video: The Game Is Never Over

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While <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/05/video-lebron-kobes-puppets-sing-sportscenter-theme">Kobe & LeBron</a> dominate Nike's advertising budget over here, it's a different story across the pond.

SOCCER

CHUNKY BRITS GET EXCITED OVER FOOTBALL

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When Manchester City and Manchester United squared off on the pitch last weekend, not only were the teams going at it, but so were the fans.

MANCHESTER UNITED

CRAIG BELLAMY HATES YOUR FACE

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Seriously, I love British people.

UEFA

The Rich Get Richer…

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In more ways the one—its global reach, the grandiosity of the festivities — the Champions League final held every May has been likened to the Super Bowl.

THE CHAAAMPIOOONS!

RONALDO TO REAL MADRID IN $131M TRANSFER

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Don't think of this a soccer story so much as it's a triumph of capitalism in the most pinko sport in the world.

THE CHAAAMPIOOONS!

NIGERIAN BUS DRIVER RUNS OVER SOCCER FANS

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In the wake of the UEFA Champions League final and crazy-assed soccer fandom worldwide, a bus driver in Nigeria who also happened to be a Manchester United fan ran over four celebrating FC Barcelona fans after Barca defeated Man U 2-0.

THE CHAAAMPIOOONS!

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL STARTS…RIGHT NOW

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I have no idea how this soccer business works over in Europe.

VIDEOS

In Case You Missed It: The Soccer Edition

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To those out of the loop, the Champions League is like the NCAA tournament of European club soccer.

SOCCER

HAVE $225K CAR, NO LICENSE, WILL TRAVEL

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I didn't know who Carlos Tevez was, even though he plays for arguably the most famous fútbol club in the world.

SOCCER

CRISTIANO RONALDO IS A GREAT DRIVER

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Manchester United star/prostitute aficionado Cristiano Ronaldo was driving from Manchester Airport when <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2109674.ece" target="_blank">he totaled his $300,000 Ferrari</a>.

SOCCER

SOCCER PLAYERS SHARE HOOKERS, CAKE

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Manchester United/Portuguese teammates "Nani" Cunha and Cristiano Ronaldo famously shared women at <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=3777" target="_self">Ronaldo's five-hooker orgy</a>, which makes blowing out birthday candles together over a glass of white wine either more gay or less gay.

SOCCER

CRISTIANO RONALDO AND A HOOKER? NO!

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Manchester United striker Cristiano Ronaldo, the man who famously enjoyed a five-hooker orgy with teammates, will surely be shocked to learn that "Fernanda," one of the women he keeps on the side, is -- wait for it -- a hooker.

ST ANDREWS NET

ST. ANDREW’S NET: READ SOX

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Saint Andrew's Net is With Leather's daily link dump.

SOCCER

WRAP-UP FROM THE PAP UP

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Note: I don't know what that headline means, but it's got a gynecological term in there, so let's lead with the Spurs.

SOCCER

MAN U, CHELSEA PLAYING SOCCER TODAY

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The Champions League final is on ESPN, and everyone's pretty much going batshit over this one, as the upstart Chelsea take on the old power of Manchester United.

TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS

DIABETES, CANCER, AND DEATH

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It's a great day in sports for disease and death.

WAGS

BAM!

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As <a href="http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=5457">noted before</a>, Manchester United uber-striker and hooker aficionado Cristiano Ronaldo is dating a little-known aspiring model named Nereida Gallardo.

WAGS

RONALDO’S NEW G/F BAD AT WEARING SHIRTS

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Cristiano Ronaldo is 23 years old, the best player on arguably the best pro soccer team in the world, fabulously wealthy, better looking than you, and completely unapologetic about employing hookers whenever he damn well wants.

#NFL

BRANDON MARSHALL IS COORDINATED-UPDATE

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Broncos wide receiver<a href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story;jsessionid=95273920CD8E97F70AFC8E9843DACB35?id=09000d5d8075dc82&template=with-video&confirm=true" target="_blank"> Brandon Marshall suffered an injury</a> to his arm in hilarious fashion this weekend when he slipped on a discarded McDonald's bag and put his arm through an entertainment while trying to brace himself against the fall.


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