EPL

CRAIG BELLAMY HATES YOUR FACE

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Seriously, I love British people.

CHELSEA

The Rich Get Richer…

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In more ways the one—its global reach, the grandiosity of the festivities — the Champions League final held every May has been likened to the Super Bowl.

MANCHESTER UNITED

RONALDO TO REAL MADRID IN $131M TRANSFER

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Don't think of this a soccer story so much as it's a triumph of capitalism in the most pinko sport in the world.

FC BARCA

NIGERIAN BUS DRIVER RUNS OVER SOCCER FANS

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In the wake of the UEFA Champions League final and crazy-assed soccer fandom worldwide, a bus driver in Nigeria who also happened to be a Manchester United fan ran over four celebrating FC Barcelona fans after Barca defeated Man U 2-0.

BARCELONA FC

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL STARTS…RIGHT NOW

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I have no idea how this soccer business works over in Europe.

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

In Case You Missed It: The Soccer Edition

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To those out of the loop, the Champions League is like the NCAA tournament of European club soccer.

AUTOS

HAVE $225K CAR, NO LICENSE, WILL TRAVEL

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I didn't know who Carlos Tevez was, even though he plays for arguably the most famous fútbol club in the world.

AUTOS

CRISTIANO RONALDO IS A GREAT DRIVER

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Manchester United star/prostitute aficionado Cristiano Ronaldo was driving from Manchester Airport when <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2109674.ece" target="_blank">he totaled his $300,000 Ferrari</a>.

CRISTIANO RONALDO

SOCCER PLAYERS SHARE HOOKERS, CAKE

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Manchester United/Portuguese teammates "Nani" Cunha and Cristiano Ronaldo famously shared women at <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=3777" target="_self">Ronaldo's five-hooker orgy</a>, which makes blowing out birthday candles together over a glass of white wine either more gay or less gay.

EPL

CRISTIANO RONALDO AND A HOOKER? NO!

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Manchester United striker Cristiano Ronaldo, the man who famously enjoyed a five-hooker orgy with teammates, will surely be shocked to learn that "Fernanda," one of the women he keeps on the side, is -- wait for it -- a hooker.

BLOGOSPHERE

ST. ANDREW’S NET: READ SOX

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Saint Andrew's Net is With Leather's daily link dump.

LA LAKERS

WRAP-UP FROM THE PAP UP

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Note: I don't know what that headline means, but it's got a gynecological term in there, so let's lead with the Spurs.

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

MAN U, CHELSEA PLAYING SOCCER TODAY

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The Champions League final is on ESPN, and everyone's pretty much going batshit over this one, as the upstart Chelsea take on the old power of Manchester United.

jay cutler

DIABETES, CANCER, AND DEATH

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It's a great day in sports for disease and death.

CRISTIANO RONALDO

BAM!

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As <a href="http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=5457">noted before</a>, Manchester United uber-striker and hooker aficionado Cristiano Ronaldo is dating a little-known aspiring model named Nereida Gallardo.

CRISTIANO RONALDO

RONALDO’S NEW G/F BAD AT WEARING SHIRTS

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Cristiano Ronaldo is 23 years old, the best player on arguably the best pro soccer team in the world, fabulously wealthy, better looking than you, and completely unapologetic about employing hookers whenever he damn well wants.

MANCHESTER UNITED

BRANDON MARSHALL IS COORDINATED-UPDATE

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Broncos wide receiver<a href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story;jsessionid=95273920CD8E97F70AFC8E9843DACB35?id=09000d5d8075dc82&template=with-video&confirm=true" target="_blank"> Brandon Marshall suffered an injury</a> to his arm in hilarious fashion this weekend when he slipped on a discarded McDonald's bag and put his arm through an entertainment while trying to brace himself against the fall.

EPL

SOCCER PRO ATTACKED BY BATHROOM STALL

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Manchester United midfielder Darren Fletcher was left bloody and unconscious when the <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/sport/football.html?in_article_id=530186&in_page_id=1779&ct=5" target="_blank">door of a bathroom stall fell</a> and hit him in the head after a game last week.

CRISTIANO RONALDO

RONALDO LOVES THEM HO’S. LITERALLY. AGAIN.

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I'm a little late to this story, but things have been so damn sexy around here that the "Soccer star hires more hookers yet again" had to take a back seat.

EPL

SHOCKING NEWS YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE

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When it absolutely has to be sexually assaulted overnight.


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