Important Sports News: Shaq Doesn’t Know What A Pierogi Is

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Other sports things are happening, but the important thing you need to know is that Shaq thinks pierogis are Polish sausages.


Marcin Gortat Posterizes Ian Mahinmi

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Mahinmi is becoming a crash test dummy.


Marcin Gortat Rondo’d The Boston Celtics

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One of these things is not like the others.


John Wall, Nene Score 30 Apiece Leading Wizards Past Lakers, 116-111

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First pair of Wizards to score 30 or more since together Gilbert Arenas and Antawn Jamison in 2009.


Javale McGee Throws Down A Dunk Over Marcin Gortat

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Javale McGee's always good for circus highlights and goofs.


Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, J.R. Smith All Enjoy Fast Break Dunks

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The Miami Heat haven't exactly found their defensive groove just yet, but the offense hasn't missed a beat with South Beach Bros averaging north of 108 points per contest.


Internet Artist of the Day of the Week: Double Scribble's NBA Fan Art

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I’m a big sucker for fan art – well, appropriate fan art – and that’s why I’ve been pounding my desk all morning over the news that the <a href="http://gigaom.com/2012/05/15/patent-troll-tries-to-mangle-hand-craft-site-etsy/">world’s biggest patent troll is going after Etsy’s new $40 million investment</a>.


Blake Griffin Dunks, Marcin Gortat Donates Body To Science

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/03/video-blake-griffin-catches-alley-oop-against-charlotte-bobcats"> "That's what you call winnin'? A n*gga's nuts in yo' face? Man, I hate to see what you call losing." - <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9uPLAFSwDg">Riley</a> From experience, when life flashes before your eyes, time slows down to a virtual halt.

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