VETERANS

An Iraq Veteran Returned Home To Discover That His Best Friend Renovated His House

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Master Sergeant Jacinto Bernardo asked his best friend to watch the new house he'd bought for retirement, and he did way more than that.

MARINES

A Bunch Of Swedish Marines Made ‘Greased Lightning’ Hydromatic AND Ultramatic

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These guys are going to get a lot of tit for their "Greased Lightning" homage.

MARINES

The Wife Who Carried Her Legless Marine Husband On Her Back Is America’s Greatest Love Story

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Your heart is going to be so warm after reading about this loving couple.

#MLB

A Marine Proposed To His Girlfriend After A First Pitch In San Diego

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The timing for Maximum American Heart-swelling is about a week off, but your heart should still begin increasing in size when you watch this video of a Marine surprise-proposing to his girlfriend after throwing out the first pitch before a San Diego Padres game at PETCO Park.

WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAINEERS

Reminder: Sports Can Be Really Awesome

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Here are two sports-related stories that will hopefully make you feel a little better about humanity today.

#NFL

How Could Anyone Not Cheer For The Houston Texans Now?

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If I’m a sucker for just one thing in this world, it’s videos of American soldiers returning home to surprise their families.

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Mila Kunis Is Also A Woman Of Her Word

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Last week, we were treated to a wonderful dose of humility and humanity from actor/singer/hot slab of man beef Justin Timberlake when he <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/11/justin-timberlake-is-a-man-of-his-word/">attended the Marine Corps Ball with Cpl. Kelsey de Santis</a>, who had asked the former boy bander to be her date via YouTube in July.

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Justin Timberlake Is A Man Of His Word

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By all accounts, Justin Timberlake is a cool guy.

TERMINATOR

The Marine Corps Ball Just Got Awkward, Thanks to Linda Hamilton. Wait, what?

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As with any Internet meme or YouTube trend, things are bound to get old after one too many people gets in on the joke.

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Mila Kunis Is Still Going On A Date With A Marine, You Guys, And Justin Timberlake Might Be Too

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You may recall the other day we told you about <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/07/youtube-video-helps-marine-score-date-with-mila-kunis/">a U.S. Marine who asked human honeycomb Mila Kunis to be his date for the Marine's Ball via Youtube</a> -- an invitation she accepted.

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YouTube Video Helps Marine Score Date With Mila Kunis

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Despite being Macaulay Culkin's girlfriend for years, Mila Kunis seem like a pretty cool lady.

SCOTT MOORE

Marine asks Mila Kunis to Marine Corps Ball, she accepts

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Take it from me, asking famous actresses you've never met out on dates via YouTube usually doesn't work.

USC

Week In Review: Got An Elephant Problem? Go Daddy Will Solve It

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Yesterday I dug up some news about American CEOs and how a study said that a record number of CEOs are optimistic about the world's economy, while another CEO had a pretty bleak outlook.

VENICE BEACH

Eyes Up Here For Some Breast News

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They’re a woman’s best asset and a man’s best friends.

USMC

Call Of Duty: Fleet Week

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/05/call-of-duty-fleet-week"> Men in uniform. And not just any uniform; Navy sailors in summer whites, Marines in dress blues, and UPS deliverymen in dress browns. These are a few of my favorite things. It's May. That means Fleet Week is just around the corner. And that means my inner military-ogler is hearing the call of duty. I support our troops. I've never been to NYC's Fleet Week, so I can't say for sure what it would be like. I've heard vicious rumors about how lowdown the week can be in the departments of skullduggery and quasi-anonymous fornication, but I find it hard to believe that a distinguished man such as an officer and a gentleman could be so crude. I imagine if I went there it would go something more along the lines of: Man In Uniform: Hello, LC. LC: Hello, sailor. MIU: Do you like my uniform? LC: I most certainly do. MIU: Marry me? LC: Absolutely. <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/05/call-of-duty-fleet-week"> And then we sail off on the horizon, me wearing his hat and waving to all my friends, and him wearing a winning smile that *tings* in the sunlight. The other possible scenario is me just walking down the streets of Manhattan, surrounded and inundated with men in uniform, wherein "Heartbeats" by The Knife becomes my internal soundtrack and I play a lengthy game of role-reversal grab-ass and elevator-eyes. Either or, someone give me the skinny on Fleet Week so I can make an informed decision. And for all you sailors, Marines and UPS deliverymen... AAAAAA-hoy! <a href="http://www.snapdrive.net/files/630962/The%20Knife%20-%20Heartbeats.mp3">The Knife - "Heartbeats"</a> | <a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?5xca1e9gexk">Download</a>.


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