RUSSIA

The Miami Heat Russian Nesting Dolls Got It Exactly Right

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"Nesting dolls" are extremely popular in Russia, where "fun" means "putting a smaller thing into a larger thing, then putting an even smaller thing into that.

#Justin Bieber

5 Things You Need To See From Last Night’s Eastern Conference Finals Game 7

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/06/with-leathers-watch-this-the-miami-heat-win-by-2000-points" target="_blank">Yesterday's edition of Watch This</a> made a bold prediction that the Miami Heat would defeat the Indiana Pacers by 2,000 points in Game 7 of the NBA Easter Conference Finals.

RAPPING ATHLETES

Mario Chalmers Finally Recorded A Rap Song

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Mario Chalmers finally recorded a rap song, and it's got everything.

Spotlight

Open Thread: NBA Finals Game Five

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With Game 5 of the NBA Finals on a collision course with possible history, several questions stand at code red levels.

VIDEOS

2012 NBA Finals: Your Game Four Recap

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Last night's game was billed as must-win for OKC as no team has been able to recover from a 3-1 deficit in the NBA Finals in, like, ever.

STEPHEN A SMITH

Stephen A. Smith Just Realized What's So Hilarious About Stephen A. Smith

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Yesterday, we shared with you comedian <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/05/espn-could-learn-from-saturday-night-live" target="_blank">Jay Pharoah's epic, pitch-perfect takedown of Stephen A. Smith</a> during Saturday night's Weekend Update segment on SNL.

VIDEOS

Heat Defeat Hawks In Triple OT, 116-109

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A few days ago, the city of Atlanta was excited about its beloved Hawks ending the Miami Heat's undefeated season.

VIDEOS

The Miami Heat And Their One Dribble Fast Break

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/03/video-lebron-james-dunks-on-othyus-jeffers"> Heading into Game 2, gauging the tone for the Miami/Philly series was still unclear. <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/miami-heat">The Heat</a> were obviously the more talented team, but the Sixers were young, vibrant, led by a great head coach in Doug Collins and, in essence, playing with house money.

TONY KORNHEISER

DREW BREES IS PRETTY GOOD AT FOOTBALL

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Capitalizing on three Aaron Rodgers interceptions, the Saints ran away with a Monday Night Football game that went from first-half shootout to second-half execution shooting, <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter?game_id=29703&season=2008&displayPage=tab_gamecenter" target="_blank">winning 51-29</a> thanks to an offensive onslaught powered by Drew Brees.

NBA

SHOCKING NEWS YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE

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Earlier this week, former Kansas stars Darrell Arthur and Mario "Super Nintendo" Chalmers were<a href="http://http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jpXbSDMJi_oIFTw6f-hQ1Bq8v0mAD9342D6O0" target="_blank"> kicked out of the NBA's rookie camp and fined $20,000 apiece</a>.

REGGIE BUSH

NFL NETWORK ADS DON’T AGE WELL

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I'm a fan of the commercials for NFL Network (I especially identify with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsB6sGhK434" target="_blank">this one</a>, you fucking Time Warner cocksuckers), and, just for fun, I want to revisit one of the ads from last year.

VINCE YOUNG

DREW BREES SUCKS

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In an obvious attempt to get me to rant about my fantasy team, Drew Brees sucked up the Superdome on Monday Night Football, committing five turnovers in a <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=270924018" target="_blank">31-14 loss to the Titans</a>.

TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS

BOY FOR SALE

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Remember when Drew Brees was racking up all those points for your fantasy team last year.

NFL

DREW BREES HATES HIS MOTHER

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Mina Brees, the mother of Saints quarterback Drew, is running for a spot on Texas's 3rd Court of Appeals.


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