BASKETBALL

The Miami Heat Russian Nesting Dolls Got It Exactly Right

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"Nesting dolls" are extremely popular in Russia, where "fun" means "putting a smaller thing into a larger thing, then putting an even smaller thing into that.

ALLEY-OOPS

5 Things You Need To See From Last Night’s Eastern Conference Finals Game 7

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/06/with-leathers-watch-this-the-miami-heat-win-by-2000-points" target="_blank">Yesterday's edition of Watch This</a> made a bold prediction that the Miami Heat would defeat the Indiana Pacers by 2,000 points in Game 7 of the NBA Easter Conference Finals.

MIAMI HEAT

Mario Chalmers Finally Recorded A Rap Song

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Mario Chalmers finally recorded a rap song, and it's got everything.

2012 NBA Playoffs

Open Thread: NBA Finals Game Five

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With Game 5 of the NBA Finals on a collision course with possible history, several questions stand at code red levels.

2012 NBA Playoffs

2012 NBA Finals: Your Game Four Recap

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Last night's game was billed as must-win for OKC as no team has been able to recover from a 3-1 deficit in the NBA Finals in, like, ever.

DWYANE WADE

Stephen A. Smith Just Realized What's So Hilarious About Stephen A. Smith

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Yesterday, we shared with you comedian <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/05/espn-could-learn-from-saturday-night-live" target="_blank">Jay Pharoah's epic, pitch-perfect takedown of Stephen A. Smith</a> during Saturday night's Weekend Update segment on SNL.

CHRIS BOSH

Heat Defeat Hawks In Triple OT, 116-109

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A few days ago, the city of Atlanta was excited about its beloved Hawks ending the Miami Heat's undefeated season.

2011 NBA Playoffs

The Miami Heat And Their One Dribble Fast Break

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/03/video-lebron-james-dunks-on-othyus-jeffers"> Heading into Game 2, gauging the tone for the Miami/Philly series was still unclear. <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/miami-heat">The Heat</a> were obviously the more talented team, but the Sixers were young, vibrant, led by a great head coach in Doug Collins and, in essence, playing with house money.

GREEN BAY PACKERS

DREW BREES IS PRETTY GOOD AT FOOTBALL

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Capitalizing on three Aaron Rodgers interceptions, the Saints ran away with a Monday Night Football game that went from first-half shootout to second-half execution shooting, <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter?game_id=29703&season=2008&displayPage=tab_gamecenter" target="_blank">winning 51-29</a> thanks to an offensive onslaught powered by Drew Brees.

KANSAS JAYHAWKS

SHOCKING NEWS YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE

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Earlier this week, former Kansas stars Darrell Arthur and Mario "Super Nintendo" Chalmers were<a href="http://http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jpXbSDMJi_oIFTw6f-hQ1Bq8v0mAD9342D6O0" target="_blank"> kicked out of the NBA's rookie camp and fined $20,000 apiece</a>.

MARIO CHALMERS

NFL NETWORK ADS DON’T AGE WELL

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I'm a fan of the commercials for NFL Network (I especially identify with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsB6sGhK434" target="_blank">this one</a>, you fucking Time Warner cocksuckers), and, just for fun, I want to revisit one of the ads from last year.

JP LOSMAN IS MY BACKUP

DREW BREES SUCKS

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In an obvious attempt to get me to rant about my fantasy team, Drew Brees sucked up the Superdome on Monday Night Football, committing five turnovers in a <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=270924018" target="_blank">31-14 loss to the Titans</a>.

MARIO CHALMERS

BOY FOR SALE

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Remember when Drew Brees was racking up all those points for your fantasy team last year.

MARIO CHALMERS

DREW BREES HATES HIS MOTHER

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Mina Brees, the mother of Saints quarterback Drew, is running for a spot on Texas's 3rd Court of Appeals.


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