Posts Tagged: MARIO LOPEZ

A.C. SLATER

Mario Lopez’s Dog Has A Creepy Twitter Account

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When Buzzfeed first tipped us off to the @JulioCCLopez Twitter account, I assumed it was a funny parody account along the lines of our friends @NotGaryBusey, @Nick_Nolte, @ShirtlessTatum, @SharonAStone, and @NotJayCutler.

MARIO LOPEZ

Suck It, ‘H8R’

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<a href="http://www.deadline.com/2011/10/cw-cancels-new-reality-series-h8r/" target="_blank">The CW has canceled "H8R,"</a> the Mario Lopez-hosted confrontation show that put down "haters" -- average, non-famous people -- in order to defend human garbage like Kim Kardashian, Scott Disick (pictured), Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, and "Bachelor" star Jake Pavelka.

H8R

Three Different Kinds of Awful

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Last week I posted <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/05/heres-the-new-2011-12-cw-schedule-for-some-reason">brief synopses of the four new shows</a> that the CW is adding to its schedule next year, and while I thought they sounded terrible, I didn't realize they'd be THIS awful.

Reality TV

Mario Lopez to Host ‘H8R’

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Mario Lopez, the "Access Hollywood" host who could only be more unlikable if he hosted the show seated in a backwards chair, will host a new reality show on the CW called "H8R.

MARIO LOPEZ

Someone Think of the Pleated Jeans!

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Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present the greatest sentence in journalism history, via the <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-talk-ac-slater-bar-photo-0113-20110112,0,5489941.story" target="_blank">Chicago Tribune</a>: Police were called last week to Mullets Sports Bar & Restaurant in Homer Glen to deal with an angry customer who allegedly shattered a framed photo of A.

MARIO LOPEZ

What’s on Tonight: Women of SNL

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Saturday Night Live (NBC) --A tribute to the female cast members of the last 35 years, although apparently Gilda Radner didn't make the cut for tonight's show.

COURTNEY MAZZA

Mario Lopez Is a Hero

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"Extra" host/"Saved by the Bell" alumnus/porn for middle-aged housewives Mario Lopez has just been promoted from "douchewad" to "role model" in my book, as the <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/mario_wants_extra_beauty_NLlHmDlWtMgvxPEzjVMD8K" target="_blank">New York Post</a> yesterday gossiped about how he awesomely runs his relationship with Broadway star Courtney Mazza: Mario Lopez is so body-obsessed, he persuaded his beautiful girlfriend, Courtney Mazza, to undergo rigorous personal training and encouraged surgery to get her into even better shape.

EXTRA

MARIO LOPEZ TO HOST DOG SHOW

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Mario Lopez, who now gets small acting gigs and hosts "Extra" because he's blandly handsome and has a flat stomach, will continue his mediocre stardom by hosting the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show on USA next month.

BIRTHDAY DOG

FRIDAY FREE 4 ALL: CHICKEN SUPPOSITORY

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Friday Free for All is a regular feature on FilmDrunk in which I post random videos from around the world, similar only in their awesomeness.


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