MARION JONES

From Hurdles To Hoops

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Marion Jones used to run the track and field circuit with nearly the speed of light.

OLYMPICS

MARION JONES SIGNS WITH WNBA TEAM

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Marion Jones has a job playing basketball for the Tulsa Shock now.

OLYMPICS

MARION JONES IS OUT OF JAIL

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Former American sprinter and third-tier piece of Olympic ass Marion Jones <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/track_field/news;_ylt=AkHBTJI5zJkDVu0oAvgs4v05nYcB?slug=ap-marionjones&prov=ap&type=lgns">was released</a> from federal custody this morning, which is fortunate, because the Prison Olympics just ended.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

MARION JONES IS GOING TO PRISON. RAWR!

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Former Olympic heroine Marion Jones was <a href="http://breakingnews.nypost.com/dynamic/stories/N/NY_MARION_JONES_DOPING_BAOL-?SITE=NYNYP&SECTION=HOME" target="_blank">sentenced today to six months in prison</a> for lying to federal investigators about her use of performance-enhancing drugs.


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