2014 NFL DRAFT

The NFL Is Letting 2014 Draft Picks Choose Their Own Walk-Up Music, But It’s Nothing New

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For whatever reason the NFL is allowing 2014 draft picks to choose their own "walk-up" music. Spoiler alert: they've been doing it for years

BUFFALO SABRES

Coyotes Goalie Mike Smith's Butt Scored A Goal On Mike Smith

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Phoenix Coyotes goalie Mike Smith went full Mark Sanchez when he scored a goal on himself using his own ass and lost the game for his team. Whoops!

Football

Taiwanese Animation: Tim Tebow’s Jets Drama

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Tim Tebow's tumultuous time with the New York Jets receives the always absurd <a href="http://clipnation.com/tag/taiwanese-animation/">Taiwanese animation</a> treatment.

BLOOPERS

And Now, It’s The 2012 New York Jets Season Set To ‘Yakety Sax’

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The 2012 NFL season began with the New York Jets as the center of attention because of backup quarterback Tim Tebow, and it has ended with the Jets still as the center of attention because of starting QB Mark Sanchez.

EPIC FAIL

The Top 10 YouTube Comments For The Mark Sanchez Assface Fumble

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So it turns out that <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/11/happy-thanksgiving-heres-what-a-turkey-thinks-about-football-games" target="_blank">Wild Turkey football-picking turkey Jimmy Junior is full of shit</a>.

BOOMER AND CARTON IN THE MORNING

Boomer Esiason Says He’d Cut Tim Tebow (With A Broken Beer Bottle) (Not Really)

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Boomer And Carton In The Morning host and ex-New York Jets quarterback Boomer Esiason can reference his five years as a radio host, 14 years as a pro football player or 15 years as a television analyist when telling you what he thinks about current Jets back-up handsome Christian Tim Tebow, but why bother.

Football

New York City Strippers Welcome Tim Tebow

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If you thought that we’d even go one day without someone creating the story that Tim Tebow wants to immediately become the New York Jets starting quarterback, then you just don’t know the New York sports media, Jack.

CELEBRITY GOSSIP

Kate Upton Is The Worst At Denial

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Back in December, we brought you the horrifying news that <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/the-2011-with-leather-celebrity-sports-fan-of-the-year-is-kate-upton#page/1">2011 With Leather Celebrity Sports Fan of the Year</a> and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model Kate Upton was rumored to be <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no">dating New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez</a>.

DENVER BRONCOS

Tim Tebow Is A New York Jet, Antonio Cromartie Is Grumpy

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Ah Twitter, where athlete rants are born and subsequently apologized for.

MARK SANCHEZ

Kim Kardashian Is Done With Football Players?

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A few weeks ago, we were more than happy to help spread the rumor that New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez was having a secret sexual affair with E.

BABIES

Beatboxing Baby Is A Scam! (And Morning Links)

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The best part of this is the "this isn't real, someone is moving the baby's chin" "of course it's fake but it's still a funny movie.

CHICKS WHO DATE ATHLETES

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

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Forget that I’m a Miami Dolphins fan and have a genetic predisposition to hating the New York Jets.

Football

About This Whole Peyton Manning To The New York Jets Thing

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It has already been a pretty big week for the New York Jets, as they’ve been making personnel changes to repair the problems that have kept them from fulfilling head coach Rex Ryan's wrongly predicted Super Bowl victories before each of the last three seasons.

CELEBRITY GOSSIP

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No

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The New York Jets are currently clinging to the No.

ELITE QBS

But Rex, I Thought Mark Sanchez Was Elite

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  Tied at 5-3 heading into last night’s game, the New York Jets and the New England Patriots were both playing must-win football.

AARON RODGERS

“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 9

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With news that Peyton Manning’s neck is simply not healing as expected, it has become clearer than ever that the Indianapolis Colts may be without their legendary franchise quarterback for longer than just this season.

ALEX SMITH

Ray Rice Is Decent Enough And 4 Random Thoughts From This Weekend’s NFL Action

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I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong about something, so I had no problem making fun of myself yesterday while Ray Rice made me and the Pittsburgh Steelers look incredibly foolish.

GREEN BAY PACKERS

Aaron Rodgers Has Your GQ Right Here

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There’s a pretty big difference between Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez.

MARK SANCHEZ

Joe Namath Thinks Plaxico Burress Is A Sissy

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We’re all a little bit better off when we have more Joe Namath in our lives, so it’s great that he sat down with <a href="http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/6910294/joe-namath-see-plaxico-burress-completing-season">ESPN New York</a> the other day to talk about the one thing that he knows better than anything else – hot skank poonany the New York Jets passing game.


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