As you may recall, a few days ago Mark Wahlberg let the world know that if he happened to have been on one of those planes that crashed on 9/11, things would have gone down much differently -- as in <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/01/uproxx-discussion-besides-911-what-other-things-do-you-wish-mark-wahlberg-would-have-prevented/">he would have single-handedly thwarted the terrorists and their dastardly plot</a> to destroy America.