MARKO JARIC

LIMA’S NEW HUBBY UNDER INVESTIGATION

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Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric, new husband of supermodel Adriana Lima (pictured), is under investigation after a Philadelphia woman claims that the 30-year-old from Belgrade assaulted her.

MARKO JARIC

HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE NEWS

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According to People Magazine, NBA Player to be Named Later Marko Jaric and Brazilian supermodel Adriana <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20261007,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank">secretly eloped on Valentine's Day</a>.

ANNOUNCERS

HALLOWEEN WISHES FROM EMMITT SMITH

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"This year for Hollowed Wean, I recommend that women do like these cheerlidders and dress revocatively.

ANNOUNCERS

BY POPULAR DEMAND

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For some mysterious reason, people are pleading for me to post this video of Emmitt Smith lip-syncing to Young Jeezy's "Put On" during ESPN's Monday Night Football coverage.

MARKO JARIC

NOT FAIR

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Last time I checked, Marko Jaric was still some ratfaced Eurotrash scrub that the Timberwolves traded to one of the crappier NBA teams.

NBA

GET BENT MARKO JARIC

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Marko Jaric's NBA career has basically involved him getting traded with other players for better players, with Jaric going to progressively shittier teams.

MARKO JARIC

KILL ME NOW

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Alleged NBA basketball player Marko Jaric brought his fiancee Adriana Lima with him to the ESPYs last night, and it's easy to see why a gorgeous Brazilian lingerie model would fall for him.

MARKO JARIC

YUP, THIS IS FAIR – UPDATE

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For reasons that scientists have yet to discover, Minnesota Timberscrub Marko Jaric is still dating Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima, as you can see from these photos of them at American Ballet Theatre's Noche Latina held earlier this week.

chris berman

BERMAN HATES EMMITT…BUT WHO DOESN’T?

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A quality mashup of two of your (least) favorite ESPN people.

ESPN

EMMITT SMITH IS THE MALAPROPISM KING

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If there's one thing you can say about Emmitt Smith, is that his delivery is clean as a tack.

BRAZILIAN WOMEN

SOME NBA GUY AND ADRIANA LIMA

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Marko Jaric is apparently the point guard for the Timberwolves.

MARKO JARIC

EMMITT SMITH FINALLY IMMORTALIZED IN SONG

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Readers may have noticed that I didn't make any mention of Emmitt Smith's victory in the reality crap-fest "Dancing with the Stars" last week or whenever it was.


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