We Reminisce

We Reminisce: Donyell Marshall And Marko Jaric Have Wardrobe Malfunctions

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Sometime in the first half Thursday when Team USA's historic beating of Nigeria began to grow into a garden-variety blowout into an all-time stunner, Anthony Davis checked in without his jersey on.

#KOBE BRYANT

Kobe “kicked me in the neck,” says Tony Allen

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When I tagged Tony Allen to be Boston's most crucial X-factor in these NBA Finals, I was thinking more in the momentum-building, sparkplug-scorer role, with some solid defense thrown in for good measure.

#DERRICK ROSE

Put The Money In the Bag: The 10 Biggest Thieves in the NBA

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To the surprise of no one, Eddy Curry told the New York Daily News this week that he's NOT opting out of his contract this summer, setting himself up to make $11.

Shawne Williams

The NBA’s All But Given Up On Team

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Having been given a few years in the League to develop—and for some, that was a few years too many—these once projected gems, have surely not helped their GM's resumes.

ZACH RANDOLPH

Do the Right Thing: The one Allen Iverson trade that makes sense

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Allow me to shed a silver lining of optimism on the Allen Iverson doomsday parade.

Sam Young

Grizzlies: all the cap space, none of the appeal

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Although the '09 NBA free agent class isn't as stacked as in years past — not to mention the League is being more thrifty than ever due to the slumping economy — teams still have holes they want to plug, and players have moves they want to make.

#NBA

LIMA’S NEW HUBBY UNDER INVESTIGATION

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Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric, new husband of supermodel Adriana Lima (pictured), is under investigation after a Philadelphia woman claims that the 30-year-old from Belgrade assaulted her.

#NBA

HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE NEWS

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According to People Magazine, NBA Player to be Named Later Marko Jaric and Brazilian supermodel Adriana secretly eloped on Valentine's Day.

MARKO JARIC

HALLOWEEN WISHES FROM EMMITT SMITH

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"This year for Hollowed Wean, I recommend that women do like these cheerlidders and dress revocatively.

#NFL

BY POPULAR DEMAND

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For some mysterious reason, people are pleading for me to post this video of Emmitt Smith lip-syncing to Young Jeezy's "Put On" during ESPN's Monday Night Football coverage.

#NBA

NOT FAIR

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Last time I checked, Marko Jaric was still some ratfaced Eurotrash scrub that the Timberwolves traded to one of the crappier NBA teams.

#NBA

GET BENT MARKO JARIC

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Marko Jaric's NBA career has basically involved him getting traded with other players for better players, with Jaric going to progressively shittier teams.

#NBA

KILL ME NOW

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Alleged NBA basketball player Marko Jaric brought his fiancee Adriana Lima with him to the ESPYs last night, and it's easy to see why a gorgeous Brazilian lingerie model would fall for him.

#NBA

YUP, THIS IS FAIR – UPDATE

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For reasons that scientists have yet to discover, Minnesota Timberscrub Marko Jaric is still dating Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima, as you can see from these photos of them at American Ballet Theatre's Noche Latina held earlier this week.

MARKO JARIC

BERMAN HATES EMMITT…BUT WHO DOESN’T?

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A quality mashup of two of your (least) favorite ESPN people.

#NFL

EMMITT SMITH IS THE MALAPROPISM KING

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If there's one thing you can say about Emmitt Smith, is that his delivery is clean as a tack.

#NBA

SOME NBA GUY AND ADRIANA LIMA

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Marko Jaric is apparently the point guard for the Timberwolves.

#NFL

EMMITT SMITH FINALLY IMMORTALIZED IN SONG

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Readers may have noticed that I didn't make any mention of Emmitt Smith's victory in the reality crap-fest "Dancing with the Stars" last week or whenever it was.


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