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Fun with Philip Rivers

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What? Huh? What? THESE ARE TERRIFYING!

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Chargers-Broncos Playoff Live Blog, Second Half

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Two Broncos turnovers keeping this from being a laughable blowout.

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Chargers-Broncos Divisional Round Live Blog

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Bolo Tie vs. Papa John's. WHO YA GOT?

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The Continuing Adventures of The Flow: Laserface Rising

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VOICEOVER (spoken over sirens and gunshots): People think that life gets easier when the regular season ends.

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Chargers-Bengals Live Blog, Second Half

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Andy Dalton: now with a postseason TD pass!

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Chargers-Bengals Wild Card Live Blog

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Can the Bengals win in the playoffs for the first time in 23 years?

SAN DIEGO CHARGERS

Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: San Diego Chargers

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Just because they shouldn't be in the playoffs doesn't mean you shouldn't hate them.

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Laserface In The Playoffs

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It took every bit of the Chargers' ability to take out the Chiefs' backups at home with the playoffs on the line, but they did it. And now San Diego is all that stand between the Bengals and their first playoff win in 23 years. Until then, Marmalard is gonna make crazy faces at people.

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Chargers-Broncos Live Blog, Second Half

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Apparently you can't beat Peyton Manning with just field goals.

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Chargers-Broncos Thursday Night Finale Live Blog

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Marmalard has had a great season but it might take his best performance to steal a win in Denver.

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Philip Rivers Goes Berserk After Throwing Winning TD Against The Chiefs

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After the Chiefs regained the lead over the Chargers with less than a minute and a half remaining, things looked bleak for San Diego. But without any pass rush due to injuries to Tamba Hali and Justin Houston left Kansas City vulnerable on defense. The game-winning Chargers drive went 78 yards in less than a minute, ending with a 26-yard touchdown pass to Seyi Ajirotutu.

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Rest Assured, Little Kid Philip Rivers Was Crazy Too

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One doesn't become a hyper intense maniac like Philip Rivers overnight, so it should come as little surprise that Marmalard exuded the same behavior when he was a wee little tyke, so over-the-top competitive that he scared away the neighborhood children.

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AFC West Midseason Report Card

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You're out there, AFC West fans. We see you. We hear you, too - boastfully waxing about how your team plays in the toughest division football doesn't go unnoticed.

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It’s A Baby Boom In San Diego

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YA BETTA IMPREGNATE SOMEBODDAAAAYYYY

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Classic Chargers Clock Management

With seven seconds remaining in the first half and the ball inside the Jaguars' 1, the Chargers elected to try for the touchdown despite having no timeouts.


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