‘Mars, Bitches': Dave Chappelle Predicted That A Black President Would Take Us To Mars

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NASA landed a rover on Mars last night. Dave Chappelle predicted this would happen under a black president: "Mars, bitches!"


We Did It! Mars Curiosity Rover Safely Lands, Tweets A Double Entendre

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NASA's Mars Curiosity rover has safely landed in Gale Crater on schedule, took the time to send back pictures and tweet a double entendre. USA! USA! USA!


Evidence For Mars Having Water Is Piling Up


Back in the day, people used to believe there was life on Mars because they saw <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martian_canal">canals on the planet through telescopes</a>.

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NASA Is About to Give Up On Going to Mars?

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You may have heard that NASA and the ESA were going to collaborate on ExoMars, a joint mission to get another rover on Mars as well as a permanent orbiting satellite.


Is NASA Planning One-Way Spaceflights?


Earlier in October, NASA Ames Research Center director Simon Warden mentioned a new project NASA was working with DARPA on: a <a href="http://www.kurzweilai.net/nasa-ames-worden-reveals-darpa-funded-hundred-year-starship-program">"hundred year starship," designed for colonizing other planets</a>.

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