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I Think Marty B Likes Cap’n Crunch

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Just the thing you need to gonzo up your day is Marty B rap-rhapsodizing about his love for Cap'n Crunch, which is capped off with him cerealkkaking himself in the face.

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Why Yes, Jason and Brill Garrett Do Dress to Match

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But that's not all you can learn from Marty B's new video tour of his "house" aka Cowboys Stadium.

Unsilent Majority

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I want what he's smoking.


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