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An Errant Basketball Turned The Spurs Coyote Into A Lovecraftian Monster

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An accident involving a loose ball caused the Spurs Coyote to lose his eyes, which then caused me to never want to sleep again.

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This Week's Most Exciting Baseball Moment Happened In A Bear's Mouth

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T.C. Bear, giant bear mascot of the Minnesota Twins, made a great catch in the stands during Spring Training. Also, Aroldis Chapman might be dead.

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MLB Mascots Are Using Twitter To Try To Nail Mr. Met's Wife

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New York Mets mascot Mr. Met joined Twitter yesterday, and now MLB mascots are using it to try and sleep with his wife.

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Mr. Met Joined Twitter Today And The Results Were A Little Underwhelming

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While it's great that one of baseball's best mascots joined Twitter today, it's kind of disappointing that his first Tweet was so generic.

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Move Over Bernie, The Milwaukee Brewers Have Adopted A Stray Dog As A Mascot

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One of the infamous stray dogs of Maryvale, Arizona showed up to Milwaukee Brewers Spring Training, so the team adopted him and named him Hank.

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The New Orleans Pelicans Took Crazy To Another Dimension With The King Cake Baby

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The King Cake Baby that used to haunt New Orleans Hornets games is back for the Pelicans as Mardi Gras nears.

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Pierre The Pelican Finally Underwent His ‘Surgery’ And He’s Now Adorably Creepy

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The New Orleans Pelicans have Pierre the Pelican a far-less-creepy new face after the mascot suffered a "beak injury" in a game.

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Sorry Boys, Kate Upton Is Getting Married … To A Magical Dragon

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It's a sad day for single men around the world as Kate Upton may be getting married. Good news? She was proposed to by a giant plush dragon.

SOCHI

Sochi’s Pedobear-Esque Mascot Is A Russian Nightmare

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The latest in a long line of #SochiProblems.

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It Was Terrifying While It Lasted: Pierre The Pelican Is Getting A Head Replacement

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New Orleans Pelicans mascot Pierre the Pelican (you know, the terrifying one) is expected to get a head redesign in time for NBA All-Star Weekend in NOLA.

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Here’s Ricky Rubio Bounce-Passing With The Cutest Little Girl You’ve Ever Seen

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A little girl was brought onto the court during a T'Wolves/Jazz time out and she got to play 'catch' with Ricky Rubio. Cripplingly adorable.

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The Chicago Cubs Have A New Mascot. His Name Is Clark. Clark The Cub.

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For the first time ever, the Chicago Cubs have a mascot. His name is Clark the Cub and he's here to make kids happy.

WHEN MASCOTS ARE AWESOME

Here’s A Lion Wearing KISS Makeup And KISS Holding Hockey Jerseys, Because, Uh

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The guys from KISS held hockey jerseys while the LA Kings mascot wore KISS makeup, because Los Angeles synergy is important.

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Jacksonville Jaguars Cheerleaders Are Now Hurling Themselves From The Top Of EverBank Field

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Jaxson de Ville and the Jacksonville Jaguars cheerleaders went rope-swing ziplining across EverBank Field, because it's fun, and what else are they doing?

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The Phillie Phanatic Got His Own ‘What Does The Fox Say?’ Parody Song And It Is Amazing

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The Phillie Phanatic, undersea king and best-ever sports mascot, stars in a parody of Ylvis' 'The Fox.' What's the Phanatic say? HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE HEE!

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Morning Links: Tottenham Mascot Girl Proves That Kid Trolling Is The Best Trolling

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A Tottenham mascot girl pulled the old 'nose trumpet' gag on Liverpool captain Luis Suarez, proving once again that kid trolling is the best.

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Andre Drummond & Pistons Mascot Spoof Eminem’s “Berzerk” Video

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Detroit's favorite son, Eight Mile star Eminem, released his new album Marshall Mathers LP 2 earlier this fall.

UTAH JAZZ

Video: Jazz Mascot Gets Revenge On Unruly Rockets Fan

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The Utah Jazz Bear (yeah, we don't get it, either), had some fun when Utah hosted Houston during their surprising 109-103 victory this past Monday night.

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Carlos Ruiz (And The Phillie Phanatic) Surprised A 6-Year Old Leukemia Patient

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Phillies catcher Carlos Ruiez and the Phillie Phanatic showed up to surprise a 6-year old with Leukemia during his honorary fireman ceremony. TEARS.


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