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Everybody Really Wants Craig Sager To Get Better And Come Back Soon

From Benny the Bull to Gregg Popovich, everyone knows that the NBA Playoffs aren't complete with Craig Sager, who is battling leukemia.

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Important Sports Debate: Which Baseball Dog Mascot Is Cuter, Hank Or Rookie?

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In what may end up being the biggest and most important sports debate of the year, we must decide which adorable canine baseball mascot is cuter.

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The Biggest Star Of Baseball's Opening Day: Milwaukee Brewers Mascot Hank The Dog

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Hank the Dog made his debut at Miller Park yesterday for Milwaukee's Opening Day, and fans are just crazy over the stray from Arizona.

OTEY

We Need To Have A Serious Discussion About Otey, The Arkansas Travelers’ Horrifying Possum Mascot

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The Arkansas Travelers have introduced two new mascots: a handsome horse fellow and OH GOD WHAT IS THIS POSSUM HOW DID IT GET IN THE HOUSE, KILL IT, KILL IT

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An Errant Basketball Turned The Spurs Coyote Into A Lovecraftian Monster

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An accident involving a loose ball caused the Spurs Coyote to lose his eyes, which then caused me to never want to sleep again.

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This Week's Most Exciting Baseball Moment Happened In A Bear's Mouth

T.C. Bear, giant bear mascot of the Minnesota Twins, made a great catch in the stands during Spring Training. Also, Aroldis Chapman might be dead.

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MLB Mascots Are Using Twitter To Try To Nail Mr. Met's Wife

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New York Mets mascot Mr. Met joined Twitter yesterday, and now MLB mascots are using it to try and sleep with his wife.

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Mr. Met Joined Twitter Today And The Results Were A Little Underwhelming

While it's great that one of baseball's best mascots joined Twitter today, it's kind of disappointing that his first Tweet was so generic.

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Move Over Bernie, The Milwaukee Brewers Have Adopted A Stray Dog As A Mascot

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One of the infamous stray dogs of Maryvale, Arizona showed up to Milwaukee Brewers Spring Training, so the team adopted him and named him Hank.

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The New Orleans Pelicans Took Crazy To Another Dimension With The King Cake Baby

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The King Cake Baby that used to haunt New Orleans Hornets games is back for the Pelicans as Mardi Gras nears.

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Pierre The Pelican Finally Underwent His ‘Surgery’ And He’s Now Adorably Creepy

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The New Orleans Pelicans have Pierre the Pelican a far-less-creepy new face after the mascot suffered a "beak injury" in a game.

#KATE UPTON

Sorry Boys, Kate Upton Is Getting Married … To A Magical Dragon

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It's a sad day for single men around the world as Kate Upton may be getting married. Good news? She was proposed to by a giant plush dragon.

SOCHI

Sochi’s Pedobear-Esque Mascot Is A Russian Nightmare

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The latest in a long line of #SochiProblems.

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It Was Terrifying While It Lasted: Pierre The Pelican Is Getting A Head Replacement

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New Orleans Pelicans mascot Pierre the Pelican (you know, the terrifying one) is expected to get a head redesign in time for NBA All-Star Weekend in NOLA.

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Here’s Ricky Rubio Bounce-Passing With The Cutest Little Girl You’ve Ever Seen

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A little girl was brought onto the court during a T'Wolves/Jazz time out and she got to play 'catch' with Ricky Rubio. Cripplingly adorable.

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The Chicago Cubs Have A New Mascot. His Name Is Clark. Clark The Cub.

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For the first time ever, the Chicago Cubs have a mascot. His name is Clark the Cub and he's here to make kids happy.

WHEN MASCOTS ARE AWESOME

Here’s A Lion Wearing KISS Makeup And KISS Holding Hockey Jerseys, Because, Uh

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The guys from KISS held hockey jerseys while the LA Kings mascot wore KISS makeup, because Los Angeles synergy is important.

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Jacksonville Jaguars Cheerleaders Are Now Hurling Themselves From The Top Of EverBank Field

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Jaxson de Ville and the Jacksonville Jaguars cheerleaders went rope-swing ziplining across EverBank Field, because it's fun, and what else are they doing?

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The Phillie Phanatic Got His Own ‘What Does The Fox Say?’ Parody Song And It Is Amazing

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The Phillie Phanatic, undersea king and best-ever sports mascot, stars in a parody of Ylvis' 'The Fox.' What's the Phanatic say? HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE HEE!


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