Posts Tagged: Mascots

Baseball

Carlos Ruiz (And The Phillie Phanatic) Surprised A 6-Year Old Leukemia Patient

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Phillies catcher Carlos Ruiez and the Phillie Phanatic showed up to surprise a 6-year old with Leukemia during his honorary fireman ceremony. TEARS.

BASKETBALL

The Pierre The Pelican Nightmare Continues With His Creepy New Sign

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Pierre the Pelican, nightmarish new mascot of the New Orleans Pelicans, continued to terrify everyone with a suspiciously creepy sign.

BASKETBALL

Rocky, The Denver Nuggets New Mascot, Had A Pretty Rough Debut

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The Denver Nuggets mascot, Rocky, passed out while being lowered from the rafters at the team's home opener.

BASKETBALL

As Expected, The Internet Had A Field Day With The Debut Of The New Orleans Pelicans Mascot

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As the New Orleans Pelicans debuted Pierre the Pelican last night, people fired up their Photoshops to properly express how scary he looks.

BASKETBALL

Here’s Proof That The BrooklyKnight Is Worse At Dunking Than The Fake Mascots On Conan

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The Brooklyn Nets mascot BrooklyKnight went for a dunk and got the ball lodged in the shot clock somehow, because sometimes fails are truly epic.

BASKETBALL

Somebody Comfort Drake: The Toronto Raptors Mascot Tore His Achilles Doing A Backflip

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The Toronto Raptors mascot tore his Achilles doing a backflip at a promotional event and will be out for the reason. Somewhere, Drake needs a hug.

Baseball

The Atlanta Braves Have A Blurred Lines Parody Video Now, Because Of Course They Do

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The Atlanta Braves have their own parody video of Robin Thicke's 'Blurred Lines,' two weeks after the Dolphins and 6 months after anybody else.

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Jon Bones Jones Threw Out The First Pitch Before A Blue Jays Game, Kicked A Bird In The Stomach

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Jon Bones Jones helped promote the upcoming UFC 165 by throwing out the first pitch before a Blue Jays/Yankees game in Toronto. Also, he attacked the mascot

DONTÉ STALLWORTH

The Best Sports Vines Of All Time Compilation, Because Why Not

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The Best Sports Vines Of All Time Compilation, featuring mascot bowling, talking Hulk Hogan photos, Donte Stallworth singing Lee Greenwood and more.

Football

At Last, The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Blurred Lines Parody You’ve Been Waiting For

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The Miami Dolphins cheerleaders and mascot teamed up for a Robin Thick 'Blurred Lines' parody video, well after that was needed or necessary.

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Butler Blue II Goes To Heaven, Tweets About It, Breaks Every Living Person’s Heart

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Butler Blue II, living mascot of the Butler Bulldogs, passed away on Tuesday. It's even sadder than it sounds.

Baseball

ICYMI: The Phillie Phanatic Parodied Nirvana’s Nevermind

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The Phillie Phanatic parodied Nirvana's 'Nevermind' for a retro night at Citizen's Bank Park, and here it is in its naked, furry, wet glory.

AMERICAN IDOL

Finally, An NC State And Scotty McCreery Cover Of ‘Wagon Wheel’

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My father and I have a longstanding, generation-gap-fueled argument about the song 'Wagon Wheel.

ACES AND EIGHTS

Biker Gang Vs. An Octopus: It’s Legends Of Wrestling Night At Marlins Park

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The Miami Marlins hosted 'Legends Of Wrestling Night' at Marlins Park, featuring Goldberg, the Nasty Boys and more.

JOHN GREEN

The Most Bizarre College Mascots

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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/john-green/?section=video">John Green</a> discusses 37 odd college mascot choices, including a pickle, a banana slug, and a squirrel.

AWWWWWWW SO CUTE

Oh My God, The University Of Tulsa Has A Puppy Ambassador

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As part of our ongoing 73 Sports Movies In 73 Days series, Burnsy put together a week of Air Bud film retrospectives, covering a dog's "there ain't no rule says a dog can't play X" adventures in basketball, football, soccer, [...].

AUSTIN

Johnny Football Gets Pissed On, Drinks Bevo Vomit In Latest Taiwan Animation

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I put that image up top so you'd know I wasn't f**king around with that headline.

Baseball

Mexicans Are The New Indians: The Arizona Diamondbacks Have A Luchador Mascot

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When you think "Arizona," you think "appealing to the Hispanic community," right.

BIG EAST

The Butler Bulldog Continues To Be The Best Mascot In Any Sport Ever

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As the one-time proud adoptive papa of an English Bulldog, I can tell you with slobbery and really gassy confidence that there are few greater joys in this world than watching one chase a basketball across a hardwood floor.


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