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Mr. Met Joined Twitter Today And The Results Were A Little Underwhelming

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While it's great that one of baseball's best mascots joined Twitter today, it's kind of disappointing that his first Tweet was so generic.

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Move Over Bernie, The Milwaukee Brewers Have Adopted A Stray Dog As A Mascot

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One of the infamous stray dogs of Maryvale, Arizona showed up to Milwaukee Brewers Spring Training, so the team adopted him and named him Hank.

PIERRE THE PELICAN

The New Orleans Pelicans Took Crazy To Another Dimension With The King Cake Baby

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The King Cake Baby that used to haunt New Orleans Hornets games is back for the Pelicans as Mardi Gras nears.

THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE NANCY GRACE

Pierre The Pelican Finally Underwent His ‘Surgery’ And He’s Now Adorably Creepy

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The New Orleans Pelicans have Pierre the Pelican a far-less-creepy new face after the mascot suffered a "beak injury" in a game.

#KATE UPTON

Sorry Boys, Kate Upton Is Getting Married … To A Magical Dragon

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It's a sad day for single men around the world as Kate Upton may be getting married. Good news? She was proposed to by a giant plush dragon.

SOCHI

Sochi’s Pedobear-Esque Mascot Is A Russian Nightmare

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The latest in a long line of #SochiProblems.

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It Was Terrifying While It Lasted: Pierre The Pelican Is Getting A Head Replacement

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New Orleans Pelicans mascot Pierre the Pelican (you know, the terrifying one) is expected to get a head redesign in time for NBA All-Star Weekend in NOLA.

WHEN MASCOTS ARE AWESOME

Here’s Ricky Rubio Bounce-Passing With The Cutest Little Girl You’ve Ever Seen

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A little girl was brought onto the court during a T'Wolves/Jazz time out and she got to play 'catch' with Ricky Rubio. Cripplingly adorable.

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The Chicago Cubs Have A New Mascot. His Name Is Clark. Clark The Cub.

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For the first time ever, the Chicago Cubs have a mascot. His name is Clark the Cub and he's here to make kids happy.

WHEN MASCOTS ARE AWESOME

Here’s A Lion Wearing KISS Makeup And KISS Holding Hockey Jerseys, Because, Uh

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The guys from KISS held hockey jerseys while the LA Kings mascot wore KISS makeup, because Los Angeles synergy is important.

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Jacksonville Jaguars Cheerleaders Are Now Hurling Themselves From The Top Of EverBank Field

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Jaxson de Ville and the Jacksonville Jaguars cheerleaders went rope-swing ziplining across EverBank Field, because it's fun, and what else are they doing?

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The Phillie Phanatic Got His Own ‘What Does The Fox Say?’ Parody Song And It Is Amazing

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The Phillie Phanatic, undersea king and best-ever sports mascot, stars in a parody of Ylvis' 'The Fox.' What's the Phanatic say? HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE HEE!

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Morning Links: Tottenham Mascot Girl Proves That Kid Trolling Is The Best Trolling

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A Tottenham mascot girl pulled the old 'nose trumpet' gag on Liverpool captain Luis Suarez, proving once again that kid trolling is the best.

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Carlos Ruiz (And The Phillie Phanatic) Surprised A 6-Year Old Leukemia Patient

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Phillies catcher Carlos Ruiez and the Phillie Phanatic showed up to surprise a 6-year old with Leukemia during his honorary fireman ceremony. TEARS.

PIERRE THE PELICAN

The Pierre The Pelican Nightmare Continues With His Creepy New Sign

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Pierre the Pelican, nightmarish new mascot of the New Orleans Pelicans, continued to terrify everyone with a suspiciously creepy sign.

SCARY

Rocky, The Denver Nuggets New Mascot, Had A Pretty Rough Debut

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The Denver Nuggets mascot, Rocky, passed out while being lowered from the rafters at the team's home opener.

#MEMES

As Expected, The Internet Had A Field Day With The Debut Of The New Orleans Pelicans Mascot

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As the New Orleans Pelicans debuted Pierre the Pelican last night, people fired up their Photoshops to properly express how scary he looks.

SLAM DUNKS

Here’s Proof That The BrooklyKnight Is Worse At Dunking Than The Fake Mascots On Conan

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The Brooklyn Nets mascot BrooklyKnight went for a dunk and got the ball lodged in the shot clock somehow, because sometimes fails are truly epic.

TORONTO RAPTORS

Somebody Comfort Drake: The Toronto Raptors Mascot Tore His Achilles Doing A Backflip

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The Toronto Raptors mascot tore his Achilles doing a backflip at a promotional event and will be out for the reason. Somewhere, Drake needs a hug.

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The Atlanta Braves Have A Blurred Lines Parody Video Now, Because Of Course They Do

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The Atlanta Braves have their own parody video of Robin Thicke's 'Blurred Lines,' two weeks after the Dolphins and 6 months after anybody else.


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