Posts Tagged: MASSACHUSETTS

DAN NATTRESS

Important Government Research Project Develops Pizza That Stays Fresh For Three Years

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Military researchers have finally come up with the most-requested item for MREs: pepperoni pizza that won't go soggy.

DANNY KEEFE

What This Middle School Football Team Did To Support Their Disabled Waterboy Might Make You Weepy

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A middle school football team dressed up like Danny Keefe, their kindergarten waterboy, to show him they love him.

What Does The Fox Say

Check Out The New Music Video For Ylvis’s Next Hit ‘Massachusetts’

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Hot on the heels of its first Billboard hit, the Norwegian comedy band Ylvis is back with the new video for "Massachusetts."

democrats

Carl Sciortino Jr.’s New Political Ad Is A Nice Change Of Pace

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In his new political ad, Massachusetts' liberal Carl Sciortino Jr. has a playful exchange with his dad, who is a member of the Tea Party.

boston bands

Forget Aerosmith: Show Your Boston Pride By Listening To These 10 Massachusetts Bands

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Want to show your Boston pride? Listen to 10 of the finest Massachusetts-based bands.

Guinness Book of World Records

Say It Ain’t So! People Think The Man With The World’s Largest Arms Is Juicing

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When the people at <a href="http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/uk/article3536793.ece">the Guinness Book of World Records released the 57th edition</a> of the most important book to women with facial hair and men with webbed toes back in September, one man was quite pleased to open the book and see his picture next to the title, “World’s Largest Arms”.

BAD IDEAS

PSA For People Who Don’t Watch Wrestling: Do Not Use The Chris Benoit Groupon

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/10/chris-benoit-groupon/christopher-benoit-groupon" rel="attachment wp-att-96172"></a>If you don't watch professional wrestling, there isn't a lot wrestling fans can teach you.

ART

Add A Mini-Fridge To This Steampunk Computer Crapper And We’ll Never Have To Get Up Again

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(click to enlarge) The glorious invention above is called "Steampunk Time Machine Antique Master Bathroom Computer Workstation", which is mostly true.

Baseball

Hispanic Woman Perpetuates Beaner Stereotypes

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I'm just gonna spit it out, because the headline is the punchline: A Massachusetts woman was arrested Thursday for <a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/06/26/20110626massachusetts-woman-beans-boyfriend-with-baseball.html">hitting her boyfriend in with a baseball</a>.

local news

High-Schoolers Suspended After Lightsaber Duel, Parents Just Don’t Understand

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That kid you see in the image to your right there is Kevin Carr, a student at Westfield High School in Massachusetts.

hot spicy racism

Some Hole In Massachusetts Still Bans Arcade Games?

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I live in Massachusetts, and it's often hilarious, at least from a distance, to see the towns try to govern themselves and usually fail miserably while making themselves look bad.

dunkin donuts

Osama Bin Laden Getting Shot In The Face: Live-Tweeted

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As you've probably heard by now, Osama Bin Laden got shot in the face and dumped in the ocean by American forces, something we're sure Free Republic is overjoyed about even as they're trying to pretend it wasn't done by a guy they hate, or are formulating conspiracy theories about how "OSAMA is ALIVE AND IN THE STATE DEPARTMENT.

beatings

Robbers Beaten Up By The Technically Disabled Across America

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It's generally accepted that to be any sort of effective criminal, you have to be physically intimidating.

MASSACHUSETTS

A Classic Tale Of Sportswriter-Turned-Pimp

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Newly forged icon among men Kevin Provencher will serve two and a half years in prison after being found guilty of running a prostitution ring in Salem, Mass.

autism

Is a Baby Penguin Tougher Than You?

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When one considers the words "courage" and "fortitude", the words "adorable baby penguins" don't spring instantly to mind.

ANNOUNCERS

That Play Was A Wicked Pissah

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A few weeks back we brought you some footage of some Arkansas high school football announcers who were excited that there <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/10/and-there-aint-no-flags">“ain’t no flags”</a>, and that was a great joy that we all shared with everyone in the Natural State.

BANKRUPTCY

Blockbuster's Bankrupt. Will Netflix Drop The Ball?

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Blockbuster have finally set into motion "pre-arranged" Chapter 11 proceedings.

BIKINIS

How Much Cash Is Your Butt Worth?

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If you’ve found yourself sitting in front of the TV, witnessing the glory of a KFC Double Down commercial, then you’ve probably asked yourself, “Who is eating these things.


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