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Masturbation

America Loves ScarJo: 8 Things We Learned About Who The World Is Masturbating To

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Sex.com revealed the most searched-for women in every country in the world. Unsurprisingly, Scarlett Johansson is in America's top-three.

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Watch A Mormon PSA That Compares Masturbators To Wounded Soldiers

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The fight against masturbation is greater than any World War.

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Miley Cyrus’s ‘Adore You’ Is A Sex Tape Disguised As A Masturbatory Music Video

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So it's comes to this: Miley's sort-of sex tape. HAPPY 2013 EVERYONE.

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A Woman Caught A Man Masturbating In Walmart And Shamed Him On Video

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When nobody would help Beth Davis apprehend a man she caught masturbating in a Tulsa Walmart, she pointed her camera at him and made sure he was busted.

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Watch The Banned Protein Shake Ad That Has Too Much Masturbation Innuendo For Television

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You'll be shocked to discover banning a commercial with lots of masturbation innuendo is the best advertising.

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Public Masturbation Is Now Legally ‘Okay’ In Sweden

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A 65-year old man in Sweden was acquitted of sexual assault charges because even though he masturbated at a public beach, he didn't look at anyone.

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Yelpers Go To Town On Pizzeria After 4Chan Posts Photo Of Someone Allegedly Masturbating In The Kitchen

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The owner of Jersey Joe's Pizzeria in San Diego claims an ex-employee is behind some images on 4Chan that show someone masturbating in his kitchen.

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Let’s Finish Writing This 1970s Sex-Ed Film About A Kid Who’s Caught Masturbating By His Mom

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Poor Ricky, all he wanted to do was "pleasure himself," and then he got caught by his mother in this PSA.

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Teacher Literally Gets Off On Hitting Students, Masturbates In Front Of Class

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Here's a depressing story involving a Korean teacher who hit his student, then masturbated in front of a class.

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Anna Kendrick Tweets About Masturbating During A Gosling Movie, Is Still The Best At Social Media

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A month ago I urged everyone and their sister to develop a crush on my girl Anna Kendrick. Now I'm back with a reminder.

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50 Cent Explains How To Stop Masturbating, In Four Simple Steps

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We're sorry if this post causes you to think of 50 Cent the next time you, y'know, not that you should ever y'know because you'll go to Hell if you do.

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The Naked Woman Bam Margera Found Masturbating In His Bedroom Lived In A Tree

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"Jackass" star Bam Margera found a naked woman pleasuring herself in his bedroom one night, and it turns out she had been living in a tree.

SEX STUDIES

Twitter users more prone to masturbation, failed relationships

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You probably knew this already, but, according to <a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/interactive/okcupid/2011/4/11/10-charts-about-sex">a sex study by the Daily Beast</a> using data culled from <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/">OK Cupid</a> users, Twitter users masturbate more than non-Twitter users, and their relationships don't last as long as the relationships of non-Twitter users.


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