STRANGE DEATHS

A Chinese Med Student Died From Masturbating At A Sperm Bank

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Apparently chronic masturbators have more to worry about than just growing hair on their palms or going blind.

#Animals

Here’s How One Man Masturbated So Much That He Accidentally Killed His Family’s Cat

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A man recently confessed on Reddit that his unsanitary masturbation habits killed his family cat. Here's the story.

MASTURBATION HABITS

This ‘How Often Do You Masturbate?’ Chart Only Proves Everyone’s A Liar

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I imagine that at least four times a week, someone asks the chart monkeys over at Nate Silver's FiveThirtyEight how many times the average person masturbates.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

America Loves ScarJo: 8 Things We Learned About Who The World Is Masturbating To

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Sex.com revealed the most searched-for women in every country in the world. Unsurprisingly, Scarlett Johansson is in America's top-three.

MORMONS

Watch A Mormon PSA That Compares Masturbators To Wounded Soldiers

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The fight against masturbation is greater than any World War.

#Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus’s ‘Adore You’ Is A Sex Tape Disguised As A Masturbatory Music Video

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So it's comes to this: Miley's sort-of sex tape. HAPPY 2013 EVERYONE.

WALMART

A Woman Caught A Man Masturbating In Walmart And Shamed Him On Video

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When nobody would help Beth Davis apprehend a man she caught masturbating in a Tulsa Walmart, she pointed her camera at him and made sure he was busted.

#Viral Videos

Watch The Banned Protein Shake Ad That Has Too Much Masturbation Innuendo For Television

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You'll be shocked to discover banning a commercial with lots of masturbation innuendo is the best advertising.

WTF

Public Masturbation Is Now Legally ‘Okay’ In Sweden

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A 65-year old man in Sweden was acquitted of sexual assault charges because even though he masturbated at a public beach, he didn't look at anyone.

YELP

Yelpers Go To Town On Pizzeria After 4Chan Posts Photo Of Someone Allegedly Masturbating In The Kitchen

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The owner of Jersey Joe's Pizzeria in San Diego claims an ex-employee is behind some images on 4Chan that show someone masturbating in his kitchen.

SEX PSAS

Let’s Finish Writing This 1970s Sex-Ed Film About A Kid Who’s Caught Masturbating By His Mom

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Poor Ricky, all he wanted to do was "pleasure himself," and then he got caught by his mother in this PSA.

south korea

Teacher Literally Gets Off On Hitting Students, Masturbates In Front Of Class

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Here's a depressing story involving a Korean teacher who hit his student, then masturbated in front of a class.

#ANNA KENDRICK

Anna Kendrick Tweets About Masturbating During A Gosling Movie, Is Still The Best At Social Media

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A month ago I urged everyone and their sister to develop a crush on my girl Anna Kendrick. Now I'm back with a reminder.

#Twitter

50 Cent Explains How To Stop Masturbating, In Four Simple Steps

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We're sorry if this post causes you to think of 50 Cent the next time you, y'know, not that you should ever y'know because you'll go to Hell if you do.

VIVA LA BAM

The Naked Woman Bam Margera Found Masturbating In His Bedroom Lived In A Tree

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"Jackass" star Bam Margera found a naked woman pleasuring herself in his bedroom one night, and it turns out she had been living in a tree.

#Twitter

Twitter users more prone to masturbation, failed relationships

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You probably knew this already, but, according to <a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/interactive/okcupid/2011/4/11/10-charts-about-sex">a sex study by the Daily Beast</a> using data culled from <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/">OK Cupid</a> users, Twitter users masturbate more than non-Twitter users, and their relationships don't last as long as the relationships of non-Twitter users.

#Jay Z

9.12 The Cooler

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Mia "Mmm" Michelle 10 Things Jay-Z Has That You Don't [Broken Cool] 6 Kids You Grew Up With [CH] Reasons Why Many Politicians End Up In Sex Scandals [LTL] Annie Thao Could Get It [HMJ] The Masturbation Double Standard [Cracked] Mannie Fresh Launches New Label, Signs [...].

WEEDS

Banana Peels…

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<a href="http://www.sho.com/site/weeds/home.do">Weeds</a> is a not well-known TV show on Showtime that just started up its fifth season a few weeks ago.


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