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The Namath-Kolber 10th Anniversary Contest

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A reader contest to honor the 10th anniversary of Kolber and Namath. For fun and profit!

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Thank Goodness This Jersey Exists

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Spotted at a MetLife Stadium tailgate from Sunday, a perfect customized jersey dedicated to the incident from this blog takes its name.

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THIS GUY, He’s a Surgeon With Outstanding Generalship, This Guy

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Jon Gruden exemplified MAXIMUM DENSITY during his performance in the booth tonight.

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IN SUMMATION, THE REDSKINS ARE NOT GOOD AND SHERM LEWIS IS A BETTER BINGO CALLER THAN COACH.

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Only Delhomme Lived Up to His End of the Turnover Bargain

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And that's too bad, because it would have been tremendous to watch Jerry see the first two games in his Colossatorium blow up in his leathery face.

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The Colts Had the Ball for Under 15 Minutes and Won? GTFO!

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Mayhap it has something to do with the Dolphins having a two-minute drill (actually, they started their final drive with 3:17 remaining) that makes Andy Reid salivate for something other than a 20-piece family meal from Popeye's, plus two Quizno's footlong mesquite chicken with bacon subs with extra meat, plus one large Trough O' Lard.

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Joe Namath + Autotune = Post

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In the immortal words of Nasir Jones, "F*#k Jay Z.

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Midwesterners Love Their Cold Like Kornheiser Loves a Hot Favre Injection

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A season of Monday Night Football draws to a close (pleasebeTK'slastpleasebeTK'slast) with another night of 10,000 Favre mentions and Tony Kornheiser raving about the existence of team songs.

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Well, That Happened

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Sweet interminable birth of Baby Jesus, that game went on forever.

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Did You Get Drunk For This? You Should Have Gotten Drunk For This

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You know, I sat through the entire ponderous spectacle that was Texans and Jaguars on Monday night and I can't remember anything beyond an endless procession of turnovers and a bunch of scores after the game was already decided.

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Drew Brees’ Appetite is Whetted By New Orleans’ Racial Deliciousness

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For those who didn't charge off into the night midway through the broadcast intent on killing Tony Kornheiser for invoking Brett Favre's name after every play, it was merciless offensive onslaught by the Saints, led by Drew Brees and Lance Moore.

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Kurt Prays to the Matron Saint for a Buzzsaw Victory!

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The 49ers had a golden opportunity to steal a win on the road in the Pink Taco, but then took 30 seconds to kill the clock once they got down to the 2, then ran one running play that almost worked and one that had absolutely no chance of working.

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Who Needs a QB When You Can Rush for 257 Yards?

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A day after the Red Sox bowed out against the Rays, the Patriots resurrected their season, at least until their next lop-sided loss on national television.

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Monday Night Episode 6: Return of the Eli

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Monday saw the further degradation of the once-juggernaut NFC Beast, as the Giants quickly lost patience with Brandon Jacobs simply running over the defense and decided to put the game in Eli's hands.

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Suzy Kolber Was Kissed, Then Inseminated

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Pro Football Talk, which is always right about these things, is spreading the rumor that Matron Saint Suzy Kolber is preggers or with child, or whichever other gormless idiom you use for pregnant.


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