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“This Just In: Tom, Can You Spare Some Change? Anything For a Hot Meal?”

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Someone dipped into the deux-deux-deuxs pretty heavily this morning.

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MATT LEINART THROWS MY KIND OF PARTY

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Cardinals quarterback and former USC standout Matt Leinart continues his offseason regimen of hanging out in the hot tub and getting underage coeds from Arizona State drunk.

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MATT LEINART HIT THIS. AGAIN.

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Man nothing tells me I'm doing an awesome job of reporting on sports gossip than when I pick up on a story two days after it hits the gossip pages.

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GQ THINKS QUARTERBACKS ARE SEXY

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GQ, the magazine for closeted gay men who aren't quite ready for the leap of gayness that is Men's Health, features several of the .

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Free Crackers For Fitty, Act III

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You may want to read Act I and Act II if you haven't already.

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Free Crackers For Fitty, Act II

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[In case you haven't read it, here's Act I]Scene i: The MeetingSetting: Miramax regional office building.

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MATT LEINART IS JEALOUS, CATTY

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Arizona Cardinals quarterback / baby-daddy / man-whore to the stars Matt Leinart made news when he fired uber-agency CAA for undisclosed reasons last week.

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MATT LEINART AND SCARLETT? WELL, NO

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The NFL FanHaus picked up on some decent Matt Leinart gossip: not only did the Cards' QB of the future make out with Alyssa Milano, but now he's been spotted at a Marc Anthony-J.

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HUNKY QB’S + NEW YEAR’S = GOSSIP!

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What better way to ring in the New Year than with useless A-list gossip from New Year's Eve.

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IT’S A BOY

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The result of Matt Leinart's post-Paris Hilton post-break-up sex with ex-girlfriend Brynn Cameron is a healthy baby boy.

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Matt Leinart Promoted due to Kurt Warner Suckage

Sources have told ESPN's Chris Mortensen that Matt Leinart will start for the Arizona Cardinals beginning next week.


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