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Falcons ‘Hard Knocks’ Episode Two Open Thread

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We probably shouldn't give this another chance, but what the hey.

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Falcons ‘Hard Knocks’ Episode One Open Thread

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Hopefully more interesting than we expect it to be!

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Falcons-49ers MNF Finale Live Blog

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Just football on the weekends after tonight.

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Jets-Falcons Live Blog, Second Half

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So Atlanta is pretty horrible, huh.

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Jets-Falcons Live Blog, First Half

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Last week, we were treated to a rare Monda night game that looked good on paper and it ended up being a disgusting blowout, so since we already know this match-up sucks, hopefully the complete opposite holds true.

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The Falcons’ 4th Quarter Red Zone Offense Narrative

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Atlanta was done in for the third time in five games by a last minute red zone drive that came up just short.

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Patriots-Falcons Live Blog, Second Half

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Atlanta opened the game with a steady drive that ended with Vince Wilfork being carted off.

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Patriots-Falcons Live Blog, First Half

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[via] The whole country will be in a rush to ditch this game once the "Breaking Bad" finale starts.

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Oh Noes, Matty Ice Losing His Cool

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Matt Ryan was in the midst of a breakout season coming into this week.

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The Best Moments From Week 4 Sunday

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Yesterday, I fell victim to that worst consequence of prolonged human interaction: being forced to miss most of an NFL Sunday because someone you know scheduled a wedding on a Sunday during football season.

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Prepare For Heart-Stopping Thursday Night Action

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It's funny because Mike Smith had a heart attack but lived and is still coaching.

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Possibly The Least Inspiring No. 1 Seed Ever

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Drew Brees HERPED and DERPED and nearly cost his team the game with Gunslinger-style behind-the-back shovel pass monkeyshines, but all was well because with Michael Turner being mostly useless all night, the Falcons offense couldn't get anything going.

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Uh Oh – An Actual Solid MNF Game. Someone’s Winning By 40

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So Many Dome Teams, So Few Implosions The Falcons have to lose out and the Saints have to win out for anyone other than Atlanta to win the NFC South.

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Better Know A Draft Pick: Matt Ryan

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Welcome back to another year of Better Know A Draft Pick.


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