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Joe Paterno Has Technically Been Laid To Rest

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Today marks the third and final day of memorial services for former Penn State football coach Joe Paterno, who passed away on Sunday.

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Wednesday Wild Card: Keibler, Brady, Beckham And The World Series Of Poker

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A ton of stuff happens in the sports world each week and there are only two of us here to try to scoop up as much as we can and shove into all into your eyeballs like an ocular smoothie of awesome.

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And The Moneyball Parodies Keep Coming!

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<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2acb1b0156/millenball" title="from msugreen598">Millenball</a> - watch more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die">funny videos</a> So far this week we've shared with you <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/miguel-tejada-works-well-in-either-adaptation">Tinyballs</a>, Saturday Night Live's parody of Moneyball, and College Humor's <a href="http://widget.uproxx.com/b/2/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqHizJHhMLk">Too Much Moneyball</a>, but it's not over yet -- I guess the comedic possibilities of that "fifty feet of crap" speech are too enticing, because <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/funny-or-die">Funny Or Die</a> has chimed in with their own version about Matt Millen's run as general manager of the Detroit Lions.

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Matt Millen Finally States The Obvious

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Matt Millen has three Super Bowl rings from his 12-year career as a linebacker in the NFL, but he will never be remembered for that.

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ESPN FIRES STEVE PHILLIPS :(

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So the whole Steve Phillips fiasco has reached its inevitable conclusion: ESPN canned his ass.

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PEOPLE KEEP HIRING MATT MILLEN

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I think of the ability to fail upwards as more of a gift than a skill, one with which former Detroit Lions general manager Matt Millen seems blessed.

MATT MILLEN

ESPN CONSIDERED MILLEN FOR MNF

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Here's the latest from the That's The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Heard, But It Doesn't Surprise Me In The Least Since It's ESPN news desk: the monolith had considered filling Tony Kornheiser's vacancy at Monday Night Football with America's F*vorite F*ckup, former Detroit Lions GM Matt Millen.

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“Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho, Hey…”

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How the proud Detroit denizens troop to Ford Field on Sundays is beyond me.

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THE LAST MATT MILLEN POST. PROMISE.

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The sweater is a metaphor The jubilation over Matt Millen's firing is so widespread that it would be wrong to not give him one more kick in the pants as he walks sadly away.

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…AND STAY OUT

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Just days after Lions' vice chairman Bill Ford publicly stated that bumbling oaf and team president/GM Matt Millen should be fired, Jay Glazer has reported that the reign of incompetence <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/8601458/Millen-out-as-Lions-president,-GM" target="_blank">is finally over</a>: Millen was informed of the move last night during a late-night high-level meeting.

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LIONS’ OWNER’S SON: ‘I WANT TO FIRE MILLEN’

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Everyone on the planet knows that Matt Millen is absolutely horrible at his job, but Lions owner William Clay Ford still won't fire him, even with an NFL-worst 31-84 record since Millen was hired in 2001.

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MATT MILLEN IS HORRIBLE AT HIS JOB. STILL.

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The Lions, predictably enough, have started the season 0-2 with a pair of embarrassing losses.

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THE SILVER AND BLACK WILL, UH, ATTACK

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I know these '80s team songs are bad for me, but I just can't stop.


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