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Matt Ryan Explained

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In order to prepare for the upcoming season, Matt Ryan and his teammates are practicing without pads or helmets.

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Matt Ryan Explained

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Matt Ryan prepares for his guest appearance on The Kige Ramsey Show.

yeah we had nothing ready this morning

Matt Ryan Explained

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Matt Ryan does not like that his roster bonus was paid out as an actual-sized check, instead of one of those big cardboard checks.

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Matt Ryan Explained

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Despite his early progress in learning the Falcons offense during OTAs this month, Matt Ryan has given virtually no attention to his tendency to face the wrong way during press conferences.

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No One Must Ever Find Out About My Secret Japanese Fish Fighting Ring

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Now that I'm the new quarterback in Atlanta, no one must know that I train Japanese Bettas and have them fight for my amusement.

NOTRE DAME SUCKS

Matt Ryan Explained

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Matt Ryan breaks two tackles at once against Notre Dame.

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Matt Ryan Explained

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Since Boston College never won a national championship during the quarterback's tenure, Matt Ryan jubilantly parades around the terricloth football trophy awarded to the winner of the Champs Sports Bowl.

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Matt Ryan Explained

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Matt Ryan, who played quarterback for the football team at Boston College, threw for scouts and coaches of professional football teams on Tuesday.


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