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Matt Schaub Gets The Rams Over 50 Points With A Very Schaub INT

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The Raiders suffered their worst loss in 53 years. Naturally it featured a Matt Schaub pick-six.

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KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Oakland Raiders

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With their free agency signings, would be Super Bowl favorites if this was 2008.

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AFC South Midseason Report Card

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You will take this class seriously.

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Kroger Is Deeply Sorry For Iceburning Matt Schaub

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Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub was recently TOTALLY ICEBURNED by a parody tombstone at a Houston-area Kroger. Apologies were demanded.

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Texans’ Pick-Six Streak Now At Five Games

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Because Matt Schaub left the blowout against the Rams with an injury, it's the team's pick-six streak that is extended instead of his own.

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Matt Schaub Gets An Unwelcome Visitor

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Schaub: Ah, nothing like a glass of warm milk before bed.

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Angry Texans Fans Accosted Matt Schaub At His Home

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It's one thing to burn a player's jersey out of frustration or boo him or clamor for him to be benched.

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Meast and Least for Week 5

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The Sean Taylor Memorial Meast for Week 5 is Ravens linebacker and occasional conspiracy theorist Terrell Suggs, who has three sacks on Sunday against the Dolphins, all in the fourth quarter.

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Your NFL Recap, Week 5: Peyton, Broncos Survive Shootout In Dallas

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While Saturday's slate of college football was a bit underwhelming, Sunday's NFL schedule was absolutely brimming with must-watch games.

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Texans-49ers Live Blog, First Half

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After that Broncos-Cowboys game, it's kinda tough to be ready for more football, let alone six more hours of football, without a brief rest but here we go.

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Matt Schaub Mockery Now In Burger Form

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In the wake of Houston's meltdown loss to the Seahawks, we've already seen frustrated Texans fans burning Matt Schaub's jersey as the quarterback's third pick-six in three games snatched defeat from the hands of victory.


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