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Matt Schaub Gets The Rams Over 50 Points With A Very Schaub INT

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The Raiders suffered their worst loss in 53 years. Naturally it featured a Matt Schaub pick-six.

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KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Oakland Raiders

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With their free agency signings, would be Super Bowl favorites if this was 2008.

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AFC South Midseason Report Card

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You will take this class seriously.

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Kroger Is Deeply Sorry For Iceburning Matt Schaub

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Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub was recently TOTALLY ICEBURNED by a parody tombstone at a Houston-area Kroger. Apologies were demanded.

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Texans’ Pick-Six Streak Now At Five Games

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Because Matt Schaub left the blowout against the Rams with an injury, it's the team's pick-six streak that is extended instead of his own.

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Matt Schaub Gets An Unwelcome Visitor

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Schaub: Ah, nothing like a glass of warm milk before bed.

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Angry Texans Fans Accosted Matt Schaub At His Home

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It's one thing to burn a player's jersey out of frustration or boo him or clamor for him to be benched.

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Meast and Least for Week 5

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The Sean Taylor Memorial Meast for Week 5 is Ravens linebacker and occasional conspiracy theorist Terrell Suggs, who has three sacks on Sunday against the Dolphins, all in the fourth quarter.

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Your NFL Recap, Week 5: Peyton, Broncos Survive Shootout In Dallas

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While Saturday's slate of college football was a bit underwhelming, Sunday's NFL schedule was absolutely brimming with must-watch games.

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Texans-49ers Live Blog, First Half

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After that Broncos-Cowboys game, it's kinda tough to be ready for more football, let alone six more hours of football, without a brief rest but here we go.

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Matt Schaub Mockery Now In Burger Form

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In the wake of Houston's meltdown loss to the Seahawks, we've already seen frustrated Texans fans burning Matt Schaub's jersey as the quarterback's third pick-six in three games snatched defeat from the hands of victory.

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Burn Schaub Burn

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Matt Schaub never struck me as the most beloved player ever so his downfall may not be all that dramatic, but it's still fun to watch an established starting quarterback get turned on by his team's fans.

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Matt Schaub Bet Owen Daniels To Climb A Fire Pole

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The various NFL player hijinx from the Kentucky Derby is still pouring in.


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