SONY

A Barbie Movie Is On The Fast Track Because God Is Dead

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Sony and Mattel are putting a Barbie movie "on the fast track," because God forbid you have to wait too long for that one.

reboots

The New He-Man Will Feature A Lot Of Dancing

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Color me shocked and ashamed on this one, but I had no clue that there’s a new He-Man movie in development.

SHAMELESS PRODUCT WHORING

Mattel Is Finally Making The Hoverboard…

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Back in 2008, an unknown seller posted the original Mattel Hoverboard that Michael J.

sleeping through the briefing

Government's $3000 Walkie-Talkie Can Be Jammed By A $30 Toy

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Project 25 is an attempt by the government to have police, firemen, military units and any other public safety personnel dispatched during a crisis all on the same frequency to allow for easier communication.

why god why?

WB looking to make “edgy” Hot Wheels movie “along the lines of Fast Five”

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It should come as no surprise to anyone that Legendary Pictures and Mattel want to make a Hot Wheels movie.

#video games

Finally, An Angry Birds Game For Everyone Who Hates Video Games

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If you just love the video game Angry Birds, but can't stand video games, then you're in luck, because Mattel has converted it out of it's convenient iPhone app form and into a bulky, physical game.

#Twitter

Sony Wants Your Cat To Have A Twitter Page

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Sony is releasing a cat version of the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/feature/2010/04/10-pet-products-that-are-a-sign-of-mental-illness/">Puppy Tweets</a> gadget from "10 Pet Products That Are A Sign Of Mental Illness.

warner brothers

Predator Writers To Write He-Man Movie, For All The Good It’ll Do

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He-Man fans have been dreaming of a new He-Man movie since, well.

Mattycollector

Mattel DC Universe Classics And Masters Of the Universe Updates

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There's been a ton of news from various sources lately about updates, changes or tweaks to Mattel's various collector lines.

Universal

IT’S A GOOD DAY TO BE A BLOND MATTEL TOY

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A He-Man movie that had been in development at WB and since dropped, has been <a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/09/23/columbia-pictures-to-become-the-masters-of-the-universe/" target="_blank">picked up by Columbia</a>.

mattel

ARCHIE & JUGHEAD SCORE CRACK IN HOLLYWOOD

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It is with swollen balls and hairy chaffed palms that I report this sad news: the entertainment agency CAA has just acquired the rights to Archie Comics Publications.

XXXTREME

FINALLY, A MOVIE BASED ON A TOY!

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You guys will never believe this, but <a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118005895.html?categoryid=13&cs=1&nid=2562" target="_blank">Paramount is greenlighting a movie based on a Mattel toy!</a> To be produced by the guy who directed Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise.

SMOKE BREAK

Rocawear Barbies By Mattel

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There are those who like to do their Christmas shopping in July.

Twilight

BROODING BARBIE & WHITE POWER KEN

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In the least surprising move ever, Mattel is capitalizing on the success of Twilight by releasing Twilight-themed Barbie dolls.

THE COOLER

5.2 The Cooler

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Step In The Name Of Love.

why god why?

TOM HANKS NOW IN THE TOY-MOVIE GAME

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Back in the day, half the reason companies financed movies was so they could sell a bunch of toys based on the movies.

PEOPLE THAT SHOULD BE BURNED FOR FUEL

HOT WHEELS: THE MOVIE

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A big reason that a lot of movies suck nowadays is that instead starting with a good original screenplay, some guy who markets toys or video games for a living hires a writer and says, "Make this a movie," and then hands him the dumbest f-cking idea in the history of the world.




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