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Mike Florio Really Wants To Believe In A Media Conspiracy

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Mike Florio sees diabolical things in the timing of the Outside the Lines report on Ray Rice and the NFL, because of course he does.

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This Week In F–k You: PFWA

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Media people: still the worst

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Broncos Blow 24-Point Lead, Photographers Fight Over Sad Manning

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Tony Carter with the key muffed punt in overtime to lose it for Denver.

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Adam Schefter Did The Ray Lewis Dance

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Adam Schefter started SportsCenter this morning by coming out to Ray Lewis' spastic "squirrel" dance.

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Slate Is So Edgy, You Guys

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Well-known purposely contrarian website Slate, which unlike The Washington Post itself remains the property of The Washington Post Co.

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This Week In F–k You: NFL Reporters Dogging On Free Agency

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Cautionary note on NFL free agency: "winners" in March rarely are winners in January/February.

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Richard Sherman Busting Skip Bayless Is ESPN Theater

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I try to ignore Skip Bayless stuff as best I can.

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Fixed That ‘Game of Thrones’ Roger Goodell Cover For You

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Just a few weeks after Sports Illustrated trolled NFL fans by putting together another cover featuring Ray Lewis trying to look beatific, SI is back to messing with us with its latest issue.

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This Week in F–k You: Twitter Reaction Posts

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I won't pretend to be morally opposed to clickbait.

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ESPN Writer Says Ray Lewis Deserves A Free Pass On PED Use

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Jeffri Chadiha has worked for Sports Illustrated and now resides at ESPN, so the man knows from terrible writing and trolling.

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Ray Lewis Says No One Is Qualified To Question Him And The Media Thinks That’s Great

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It's the purported job of the press to ask questions of public figures in the pursuit of getting useful, revealing answers for the public.

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Who Is At Fault For RGIII’s Injury? The Turf? Mike Shanahan? Or Is It… Jay Cutler?!?

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Robert Griffin III is a huge deal, so he has been an absolute magnet for dumb commentary all season, but especially since his possibly catastrophic knee injury that occurred in the Wild Card loss to the Seahawks.

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Arian Foster Flips The Troll Tactics On Dan Shaughnessy

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Boston Globe columnist Dan Shaughnessy is such an incredibly hacky trolling dickhead that even Boston sports fans typically disavow the notion that his views are representative of their own.

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How Your Terrible Media Cycles Are Made

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RT @profootballtalk: Mort: Keep an eye on Jon Gruden as a coaching candidate wp.me/p14QSB-6QW6.

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David Whitley Is A For-Real Racist

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Lots of times we've poked fun at sportswriters or announcers for praising overmuch a white athlete's heart, grit, gumption or whatever other term they invoke when they see a bit of themselves in an undersized white slot receiver who shows he actually belongs on the field with his more physically skilled, darker skinned peers.

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Adam Schefter Is Doing Jerry Richardson’s Bidding

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ESPN's reporting bot, Adam Schefter, uncorked an exclusive nugget early on Sunday: that the Panthers have been the target of Los Angeles overtures to court an NFL franchise to the City of Angels.

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Dan Shaughnessy Isn’t Even Good At Trolling

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Masshole provocateur Dan Shaughnessy has sloppily manufactured opinions calibrated to elicit maximum outrage about Chiefs fans cheering for Matt Cassel's injury on Sunday.

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So Long, Hard Knocks

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It's fair to argue that the most recent season of "Hard Knocks" was the worst in the show's history.


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