JONATHAN LIEBESMAN

It’s Megan Fox as April O’Neil on the set of Ninja Turtles!

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I'll never understand grown adults who care deeply about a <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles" target="_blank">Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie</a>, but clearly there are many of you that do, so fine, I'll indulge you, as long as you promise not to get dandruff on me.

KEVIN NASH

Michael Bay Decides Shredder Is White Now

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William Fichtner, or that guy from the bank in The Dark Knight (I don't recognize him from anything else because I'm like 9 years old), has been cast as Shredder in Michael Bay's upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Brenton Thwaites

Megan Fox May Return For ‘Transformers 4′. Or Not. Either Way, Somebody At Paramount Is In Trouble.

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Is Michael Bay bringing Megan Fox back for 'Transformers 4'? That's the speculation originating from a picture posted to Paramount's Instagram page.

Aliens

Megan Fox Bounces On A Trampoline In First ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Set Photos

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Want to see Megan Fox on a trampoline in 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' set photos? If not, how about learning which character Will Arnett is playing?

Alan Ritchson

Will Arnett Provides The First Reassuring News About ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

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Will Arnett added to the cast of the Michael Bay produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot. This is not a huge mistake.

Aliens

Megan Fox And Michael Bay Reconciling Long Enough To Ruin ‘Ninja Turtles’

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Megan Fox was fired from the third 'Transformers' after comparing Michael Bay to Hitler, but they're reuniting to destroy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

AMY ADAMS

Welcome To ‘Fat Hollywood’, Deviant ART’s Huge Obsession With Obese Actresses

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If I’ve learned anything in all of these years on this crazy spinning rock, it’s that the Internet is a place of many, many, many, many (a million times more) different tastes, and rather than try to understand them all, I should just accept most of them.

CHICKS WHO DATE ATHLETES

Meet Jasmine Waltz, Sex Tape Star And Michael Phelps’ New Girlfriend

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Chances are that if you know who Jasmine Waltz is without having to Google her, then you’re either a fan of “celebrity” sex tapes or you’re way too involved with David Arquette’s private life.

AZTECS

Esquire’s Megan Fox Profile is Hilariously Overwrought Journo-Porn

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Writing about Megan Fox as the modern-day Marilyn Monroe, as in, finding elaborate ways to say "people are interested in her because she's pretty," is already pretty passé at this point, so if you're going to do it, you better pontificate, hard.

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

'Wedding Band' Explains Why Sci-Fi Shows Have Cop-Out Endings Via Megan Fox Sex Scene

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A deep critique about an entire genre of TV from...a sex scene with Megan Fox?

ACER

Megan Fox Talks To Dolphins And Loves Science In An Ad For A Product We’ve Forgotten Already

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Megan Fox walks out of a pitch meeting about "unicorns, zebras, you're in your underwear... in space" so that she can focus on talking to dolphins.

LESLIE MANN

Judd Apatow’s This is 40, now with MEGAN FOX IN BRA AND PANTIES!

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Universal just released the full-length trailer for Judd Apatow's This is 40 (opening December 21st), and obviously, since this is a website dedicated to the serious discussion of cinema-films and their place in the annals of celluloid museums art, I tried to pick a screencap that was central to the plot, which just so happens to deal with MEGAN FOX BRA AND PANTIES TAKING HER CLOTHES OFF UPSKIRT LESBIAN KITTENS GOOGLE.

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Megan Fox Is The New 'Face' Of The Sharper Image

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I guess there's still a market for holiday gifts that work properly for a month on average because not only is The Sharper Image still in business, but they've hired the dynamic easy-to-look-at Megan Fox as the face of their business.

Alicia Keys

20 Of The Creepiest Female Celebrities With Beards

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Upping the creepiness ante on <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/09/20-of-the-creepiest-celebrities-without-eyebrows/" target="_blank">celebrites without eyebrows</a>, FreakingNews.

BASKETBALL

Dwight Howard Convinced To Stay In Orlando By This Heavily Edited Fan Video

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I don't know if Ray William Johnson invented that YouTube "edit 3 times in the same sentence so I jump around the screen" thing, but I'm blaming it for him anyway.

BEVERLY HILLS 90210

Megan Fox Isn't Allowed to Watch 'Beverly Hills 90210'

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Everybody read this block quote while I go find the clip of David Silver rapping at the dance.

BAR PALY

The Washed Ferrari Scale: Rating Michael Bay's Leading Ladies

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As we’ve discussed plenty in recent years, Michael Bay is a man of extravagant taste.

BASKETBALL

Nyansanity: Jeremy Lin As Nyan Cat And Thursday Morning Links

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