#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The First Full Trailer For ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Is Here!

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The first trailer for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' is, um... well... at least we'll get to see Megan Fox jumping on a trampoline come August 8th.

#shia labeouf

This Transformations-Only Cut Is The Best Way To Experience The First Three ‘Transformers’ Movies

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The first three Transformers movies boiled down to what you actually care about -- transformations and Megan Fox leaning over car engines...

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Check Out The New ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ In Leaked Photos

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Pictures of the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' maquettes and Shredder concept art have leaked. Radical or bogus?

WARNER

Josh Brolin Hates ‘Jonah Hex’ More Than You Do

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"This is either a really bad decision or a brilliant decision." Josh Brolin explains what went wrong with 'Jonah Hex'.

#FLORIDA

A 17-year-old killed his dad over a Megan Fox joke

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A 17-year-old with Asperger's killed his father with a shotgun after the father made a joke about Megan Fox, according to prosecutors.

#video games

Megan Fox Stars In This Intriguing ‘Call of Duty: Ghosts’ Live-Action Trailer

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Here's the live-action trailer for 'Call of Duty: Ghosts' starring Megan Fox with an artillery. YES PLEASE.

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It’s Megan Fox as April O’Neil on the set of Ninja Turtles!

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I'll never understand grown adults who care deeply about a <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles" target="_blank">Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie</a>, but clearly there are many of you that do, so fine, I'll indulge you, as long as you promise not to get dandruff on me.

WILLIAM FICHTNER

Michael Bay Decides Shredder Is White Now

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William Fichtner, or that guy from the bank in The Dark Knight (I don't recognize him from anything else because I'm like 9 years old), has been cast as Shredder in Michael Bay's upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

#instagram

Megan Fox May Return For ‘Transformers 4′. Or Not. Either Way, Somebody At Paramount Is In Trouble.

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Is Michael Bay bringing Megan Fox back for 'Transformers 4'? That's the speculation originating from a picture posted to Paramount's Instagram page.

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Megan Fox Bounces On A Trampoline In First ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Set Photos

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Want to see Megan Fox on a trampoline in 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' set photos? If not, how about learning which character Will Arnett is playing?

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Will Arnett Provides The First Reassuring News About ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

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Will Arnett added to the cast of the Michael Bay produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot. This is not a huge mistake.

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Megan Fox And Michael Bay Reconciling Long Enough To Ruin ‘Ninja Turtles’

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Megan Fox was fired from the third 'Transformers' after comparing Michael Bay to Hitler, but they're reuniting to destroy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

#emma stone

Welcome To ‘Fat Hollywood’, Deviant ART’s Huge Obsession With Obese Actresses

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If I’ve learned anything in all of these years on this crazy spinning rock, it’s that the Internet is a place of many, many, many, many (a million times more) different tastes, and rather than try to understand them all, I should just accept most of them.

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Meet Jasmine Waltz, Sex Tape Star And Michael Phelps’ New Girlfriend

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Chances are that if you know who Jasmine Waltz is without having to Google her, then you’re either a fan of “celebrity” sex tapes or you’re way too involved with David Arquette’s private life.

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Esquire’s Megan Fox Profile is Hilariously Overwrought Journo-Porn

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Writing about Megan Fox as the modern-day Marilyn Monroe, as in, finding elaborate ways to say "people are interested in her because she's pretty," is already pretty passé at this point, so if you're going to do it, you better pontificate, hard.

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'Wedding Band' Explains Why Sci-Fi Shows Have Cop-Out Endings Via Megan Fox Sex Scene

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A deep critique about an entire genre of TV from...a sex scene with Megan Fox?

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Megan Fox Talks To Dolphins And Loves Science In An Ad For A Product We’ve Forgotten Already

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Megan Fox walks out of a pitch meeting about "unicorns, zebras, you're in your underwear... in space" so that she can focus on talking to dolphins.

#TRAILERS

Judd Apatow’s This is 40, now with MEGAN FOX IN BRA AND PANTIES!

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Universal just released the full-length trailer for Judd Apatow's This is 40 (opening December 21st), and obviously, since this is a website dedicated to the serious discussion of cinema-films and their place in the annals of celluloid museums art, I tried to pick a screencap that was central to the plot, which just so happens to deal with MEGAN FOX BRA AND PANTIES TAKING HER CLOTHES OFF UPSKIRT LESBIAN KITTENS GOOGLE.


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